Author didnt spend time in exile

>author didnt spend time in exile

>author is a cis white male

>author has never killed another author

>author writes about something they've never experienced

>author has all his limbs

>author writes under real name

>author didn't have a homosexual encounter

>author writes from "experience"

>author has never tried to kill himself

>author is also a critic

>author didn't/doesn't belong to a secret society

>author has never been a monk

>Author is also a translator.

>author is human

>author browses Veeky Forums

>author doesn't have aids

>author uses real life examples

>author is below 5'8"

>author didn't kill himself at the tender age of 27 in bleeding poverty with no friends or money
dropped

>author spent time in exile

>author published first book before his 30s

>author doesn't write his own books

>author is still alive

>author only became known after killing himself

>author is female

>author is part of a social movement

>author isn't vegan keto

>author writes in english

>author writes

>author didn't castrate himself after reading a book

>author

here's a (you) and a cute picture of my angel.

>author didn't kill himself

>author writes what it knows

>author reads another authors

>author didn’t experience horrific war

>author isn't Celine

Can Veeky Forums name even one author that meets all of the following conditions:
>exile
not white
only writes from experience
missing a limb
had a homosexual encounter
didn't publish his first book till 30
went to war

Does any author meet all of these?

Yeah me

Wittgenstein

she actually looks normal in this picture, the pictures of her that i see others post make her look.. unhealthy

You're right.

have you even read my diary

>Author is an atheist

>author was stupid enough to get caught

What's the point of reading them then? To get too?

Cervantes probably meets many of them

>exile
In 1569, in forced exile from Castile, Cervantes moved to Rome
>not white
spanish
>only writes from experience
not sure about this
>missing a limb
He fought on board a vessel and received three gunshot wounds – two in the chest and one which rendered his left arm useless.
>had a homosexual encounter
If a remark which Cervantes himself makes in the prologue of Don Quixote is to be taken literally, the idea of the work (though hardly the writing of its First Part, as some have maintained) occurred to him while in jail.
>didn't publish his first book till 30
born 1547, published La Galatea on 1585, (1585 - 1547 = 38)
>went to war
By 1570, Cervantes had enlisted as a soldier in a regiment of the Spanish Navy Marines, Infantería de Marina, stationed in Naples, then a possession of the Spanish crown. He was there for about a year before he saw active service

does self exile count?

Self-exile is like a kid running away.

self exile from normiehood doens't count