What's the most Veeky Forums profession?

What's the most Veeky Forums profession?

except author[/quote]

being an author of my diary, desu

barista

*angry screaming*

twitch streamer

Anything that gets you far, far away from both academia and the corporate rat race is fine in my book.

podcaster

Unemployed NEET

surgeon

whats wrong with academia?

This is the only correct option, but unfortunately the hardest to pull off if you're not retarded or whatever.

this, unironically

why is the NEET nude in the soup kitchen

Me on the right.

dramatic reenactment

>tfw the wageslave side is extremely accurate
I want to get off this ride.

Because he is a NEET. He can obviously walk around all day with no clothes on because he is claiming disability from being so fucking autistic or whatever.

Go easy on him

librarian

I know but
>wakes up at 5:30
Since when was this a thing? Even when I was working delivering furniture I didn't have to wake up at 5:30, I woke up at 6:20, I mean holy shit, 5:30 is way too early. These days I don't wake up until around 8 am or so.

I guess if your commute literally sucks FUCKING ASS this would be a problem, but commutes really aren't a pain in the ass anymore. Highways and infrastructure is getting fucking amazing over in America.

>I guess if your commute literally sucks FUCKING ASS this would be a problem
And that's the situation I'm in. Fuck you dude.

top kek
just quit your job broski
you sound like your life is shitty enough that if you end up dying of starvation that will be the better course of action

>is either claiming disability from being autistic or has money given to him from his mother/wife in a POPS contract

Destroying NEETbucks would benefit our economy so much. In no way shape or form, should the government directly give someone money.

>Implying that this would be compatible with capitalism

yeah sure because supporting those "disabled" people really makes us better as a nation.

NEET who reads books and walks the city all day like a flâneur, maybe. NEET who jerks off to porn and plays video games, not so much.

lawyer or professor

My parents own a cafe which opens at 5am (heaps of early morning traffic in the area), so they wake up at 4am every morning. The cafe is about a 20 minute drive from home, but opening doors at 5am means they need to be there around 4:45 latest

MA Student in English literature and film studies.

Gas station clerk.

Fisherman

Author is a hobby, not (realistically) a profession.

Destroying jobs would benefit our economy so much. In no way shape or form, should anybody be forced to work.

>welfare keeps inflation down
>theoretically keeps society civilised, too many people on the street hungry and crime and chaos ensues
>neet spends it right away so goes back into economy unlike corporate welfare (which is double the amount of regular welfare) or tax cheat millionaires

Deliveroo rider

Are NEETbucks really a thing in America? How so?

Night Baking

Mudlark.

writer