Has reading a book ever given you a boner?

The sex scenes in Altered Carbon kind of came of of nowhere, and were explicit as fuck. You bet I got a boner.

Unironically Interview With the Vampire
And basically everything by Raymond E. Feist

Sex in 1984

The Diamond Age drummer scene

A Classic

Description of some goddess in the Iliad

Description of the protagonist's thicc latina qt in Herzog

Happened a lot when reading lolita

lolita, nabokov won me over...

Naked Lunch - yes, I'm ashamed.

Yeah. I found Altered Carbon in my middle school's library after class. Read up to the first scene in the library and promptly checked it out for later 'enjoyment.'

I was reading Platform in a bus going from Italy to Germany and it was awkward because I had a boner every other chapter and hadn't masturbated for a few days at the time. It's a good book though.

Yeah, I went to look up how it was portrayed in the movie after I read it.

don't know why but i tend to get boners while reading regardless of the material.

its normal to get random hard-ons when going through puberty

Yes; strange thing to ask strangers.

Came here to say this, was only a half-chub though.

has anyone jacked it to a book?

Have you?

i have both an amazing libido and imagination...

I used to jerk it to definitions of sex organs and sex acts that I found in the dictionary.

Atlas Shrugged had sex scenes I could relate with

Me too. I remember masturbating to the definition of masturbation.

Blow Job
noun, Slang: Vulgar.
1.
an act or instance of fellatio.

hottt

Yeah I popped a boner during Atlas Shrugged and also Gravity's Rainbow.

I jerked off to The Wind-up Bird Chronicle

Them Nins.
Once watched a hot girl on the tube reading DoV, crossing and uncrossing her legs in a short summer dress, showing panty hints and fanning her face with the book. Didn't even have to read it myself to bonner up.

I want to find a woman as willfully submissive as Dagny Taggart
The Y.T/Raven scene in Snow Crash is top tier, just thinking about Y.T.'s thick skater thighs drives me wild.

Naked Lunch gave me a boner. I wasn't very comfortable with it

A greasy Eskimo raping a young white teen girl makes you hard? Me too.

Yes, to pic related when I was about 13. First sexual scene I'd ever seen in a book.

also guilty of this

When I was a kid my mom would take me and my brother to the library, and let us roam around. My brother always went on the computer but I had found through browsing a collection of erotic stories, I would always sneak over, pull it out, and read a little bit, then run back before anyone saw what I was reading.

I was too young to know how to masturbate but my it made my pee pee hard

Lolita
read it cause I'm a lolicon so was to be expected

Reluctant Cuckold by David Mcmanus

Does ERP count?

Holy shit, I did the same thing. I had memorized it and would repeat it like a mantra while I rubbed one out.

Reading Keats did all the time, mainly because I felt excited at how good the poetry really was.

I still erect at the sight of his "Seasons"

Many books have given me erections
The latest to do so was Carmilla

APPLE DUMPLIN’ SHOP…boobs (archaic English)
BAGPIPING…fucking a man in the armpit (19th-Century British)
BAWBELS…testicles (archaic English)
BIT OF RASPBERRY…sexy woman (British)
BOB TAIL…slutty woman or impotent man (archaic English)

it didn't help that stephenson said he was spearing her with his dick

Celine describing eating out that cunts eggy twat in DOTIP gave me a disgusted boner.

Mein Kampf and Lolita were the two books I used to ween my self of ponography

post excerpt

literally any time a woman is described in even the slighest of sensual ways.

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I'm struggling through Aristotle at the moment and I'm constantly experiencing erections. It has nothing to do with the material, it's just that I tend to have sexual impulses when I'm physically idle and often having a hard time concentrating on the text. I have to stop about every hour or two and masturbate.

These are both great. It's just a brief part of each book, but, oh boy.
>not Fräulein Bürstner
Normie Ungeziefer.
This too, but only the first two or three chapters. Then it got old fast.
>yfw your mom knew the whole time
How else could she get you to read anything, let alone speed read?
>Description of some goddess in the Iliad
Which one? I've always had a thing for Artemis, what with her being forever untouchable and all. And, from the Odyssey, Nausicaa is the waifuest pretty little thing in Greek mythology. And don't get me started on the Metamorphoses: I kept imagining every female character as either a dreamy nubile nymphet or a voluptuous milfy dominatrix. How can one not enjoy the classics?
For my part, I nominate Shamhat the Harlot. She could keep you erect for a week straight and make a man out of you--literally.

Come off it

Naked lunch, nova express, the soft machine all gave me several tbqh.

American Psycho has some good scenes, if you ignore the parts where the women get tortured.(except, of course, if that's you're into)

Just starting it. You'll be a founding member. Post a bit about yourself and your Discord if you're interested and I may add you.

The memories come flooding back. Why is this on the school reading list?

Yes. As a teen I read some of the Morgan Kane books. Some sections of the books were semi pornographic.

When I was a kid I read some young adult version of Macbeth and was super bored with it so I imagined every girl in it as a girl from an ecchi anime or hentai that I'd found online to make it more interesting.

This was before I started jacking off, so it drove me fucking nuts. It had the opposite effect and made me so horny while reading that I had even more trouble focusing.

Lolita, all the fucking time

A girl that I know masturbates when she's reading philosophy. Unfortunately I don't know any details.

The Slum.
>hatefuck scene
>/ss/
>lesbian rape
Show me one person who hasn't rubbed one out to this book.

Illuminatus trilogy gave me boners. I was young then though.

hot

>hey qt wanna come to my place and read some philosophy?

L*lita

Yup.

When i was about 11 and in secondary school yeah. It was one of robert muchamore's 'cherub' books and there was a makeout scene which had a fair amount of detail for a young teen book

I jerked off once at age 14 to the scene in the 'the clan of the cave bear' where the homo erectus rapes the human female

>maxstirner.jpg

some american psycho bits gave me a semi

that bit where there's the massive orgy on the boat. ooooo yeeeee

"I met her halfway across the room. Merge Nine was already in the air, in the scent of her body and the water vapour on her breath. I drew in a deep breath and felt the chemical triggers go off like plucked strings in the pit of my stomach. My drink was gone, set aside somewhere, and the hand that had held it was moulded around one of Miriam Bancroft’s jutting breasts. She drew my head down with hands on either side and I found it there again, Merge Nine in the beads of sweat webbed in the soft down that ran in a line down her cleavage. I tugged at the seam of the leotard, untrapping the breasts pressed beneath it, tracing and finding one nipple with my mouth ...

...Miriam Bancroft was beginning to moan now, as we sank to the floor and I moved back and forth between her breasts, rubbing their springy resistance over my face. Her hands had turned hungry, grasping and digging softly with nails at my flanks and the swollen ache between my legs. We scrabbled feverishly at each other’s clothing, mouths trembling with the need to fill themselves, and when we had shed everything we wore the rug beneath us seemed to lay individual strands of heat on our skin. I settled over her and my stubble rasped faintly over the sprung smoothness of her belly, my mouth making wet Os on its path downward. Then there was the deep salt taste as my tongue tracked down the creases of her cunt, soaking up Merge Nine with her juices and coming back to press and flick at the tiny bud of her clitoris. Somewhere, at the other end of the world, my penis was pulsing in her hand. A mouth closed over the head, and sucked gently..."

You can read the rest of the scene at read33.com/altered-carbon?page=0,61 starting about halfway down the page. It looks like you can read the whole book there.

The bathroom sex part of Trainspotting desu