Have you ever written something utterly shameful like bad fanfiction or furry porn?

Self insert mlp romance fanfiction
And god help me i'm going to write more.

i wrote eminem/backstreet boys fanfic in the early 2000s and posted them on yahoo groups, i was in my 20s...

When I was 13 I wrote Harry Potter fanfiction.

>Voldemort turned out to be Harry’s father in one of the stories

My "works" lately have been so bad even I started to get unconfurtable with myself.

Which pone wud u fug?

I tried to write an erotic story based on a real experience once but just writing out what each scene was made me diamonds so I never got beyond that.

link pastebin/fimfiction

Yes. When I was 16 years old I fell in love with a short blonde girl in my German class and I had a massive word document that was filled with terrible love poetry about her. I never even approached her or talked to her ever but I was insane about her, and ended up striking up a deep friendship with her cousin and older brother. I tripped on acid with her brother and cousin one time at their house and I saw her on my peak and I nearly went insane. I had to write a dozen poems or else I'd go insane and try to hold her like a crazed animal. I realized how fucked up a period of my life that was. I was taking a ton of adderall and reading whole books in single days and producing mountains of horribly banal poems and unfinished stories.

Prepare to cringe guys. This is one of the poems I wrote:
what can I depend upon but my taste for grandiosity?
The last period of the last day of school, HH, sitting quietly,
sitting still, soon to leave, soon to vanish, tearing out bones
tendons and whole compartments of my heart with her, carry me
carry just a little bit of me with you, I’m not asking you to remember me,
just to redeem me, HH, look me in the eye when I say: “Not talking to you,
was the biggest regret of my life,” Days and nights I’ll spend in the sleeping summer
pretending to live and to go on without you, trying to accept but never trying to forget,
oh HH, HH, carry me home, not unharmed, never unscathed, but atleast settled.
She’s taken the seasons with her, taking winter and spring and now summer,
rest in peace sweet summer, rest in peace in the back of my mind
- - -
sitting bright eyed, short in seat, far away
Glances seem like the last gasps of a dying lung,
An encore performance before death, one more time before the last breath
So far away and fleeting, miss me oh miss me as I do
I know she did love me, in proof the sadness on her smile of the fleeting moments in time

I was expecting to cringe but you tore my fucking heart out.

I have written hundreds of thousands of words of furry porn. Some of it is just sex scenes, others are erotic novellas.

I have no shame.

Nobody except for me has ever seen it.

Do cross-dressing skeletons with homoerotic tendencies count as one?

Not written, but the only thing that gets me off are pornographic giantess stories.

Show us the goods faggot
I swear its just so I can make fun of you

Warhammer 40k novels in early middle school.

I made a One Piece oc
He was Ein D. Sin and he had the tick tock fruit. He could stop time for as long as he wanted but couldn’t fight for shit, so he used his infinite time to examine everything about a situation and come up with a plan. Basically he was a regular strategist but everyone thought he was like lelouch.

I regularly write fetish porn on DeviantArt. I write normal, serious stuff too, but sexual fantasies are just so much fun. I would kill myself if anyone irl found it.

Starlight
No, it's fucking awful and only for my eyes

I wrote a creepypasta with an unironic vore scene

Tsar Nicolas x Rasputin fanfic

When I was seven I wrote and illustrated a Justice League story book where they fight an evil witch.

Does that count?

do shitposts count

Unironically not cringe. Now, it's not professional quality, but its obvious you're smart and not some poetic pseud. How many of these did you write? If this is your worst example, I'd love to see some more.

If she saw them, she might have cried.

>I regularly write fetish porn on DeviantArt
What kind?

I like this. funny but seems a little lonely

discussion of fanfiction is not allowed,
read the rules

I used to (and occasionally still do) consume fanfiction at an ungodly rate. From like 7 years of age. It got me really into reading past kiddy books... so I'm not complaining. But at the same time I believe it increased my tendency for escapism through media and literature + attachment to fictional characters. And now I'm here with no goals or aspirations or gf. fuck

he was supposed to be a captain of a crew, but i was so filled with shame that i dropped it all entirely when i entered college, so no one else was made.

Inflation and weird transformation. I was working on my latest story tonight about a girl who dies and goes to Hell, where she's employed as a succubus who changes to fit each summoner's weird fantasy. Porn is a lot of fun to write because you need to balance description while keeping things moving quickly to the action.

This is good you stupid asshole, post more.

I once wrote reams and reams of fiction, both fanfiction and original, based on my objectively terrible fetishes, which include weight gain and incontinence. Much of this was published pseudonymously on various websites.

gibs link please

when i was a kid i wrote a story similar to the one in kings quest where everyone turns into a statue and i needed to collect mushrooms to save them or something. Actually not shamefur because i was 8 years old.

I once wrote a poem that was just one seemingly unrelated mythological reference after another. From what I remember it wasn't all that terrible except for it just seeming like I was trying to force as many of those references as I could. I never had any intention of even keeping it though, it was just a cathartic exercise to help me deal with the emotions of losing the only girl I've ever loved in my now 28 years (25 at the time) for the third (and, it would seem, final) time. It ended up being a few dozen lines long with references to pretty much every major Greek deity along with a number of other characters like demi-gods, the Fates, the Furies, Icarus, etc., etc., etc.

I had also recently read or reread the Homeric epics and a number of other primary and secondary sources related to Greek mythology so that just seemed like an appropriate way to go about what I was trying to accomplish.

Back in high-school, I used to write action-centric stories, based in an OC donut steel cyber-universe. I took a lot of inspiration from non-literature mediums, and the overall construction was in a standard 'enemy-of-the-week' format, with little character development sprinkled in between. The few friends I had at the time who read my 'work' seemed to enjoy it, but thinking back I doubt they were being completely honest.

I'm torn between being depressed about losing those stories (they were on a hard-drive and I had no means of backing them up at the time) and being glad that garbage is gone forever. I mean, if I still had them, at least I could have a foundation from which to start anew.

when I was 12 I wrote a letter to a girl I liked telling her I was going to fuck her pussy until it bled. I thought girls were into that sort of stuff.

>all these people who wrote embarrassing things post-adolescence
very sad

Creepypasta.
I also translated creepypasta into german.

>fleeting moments in time
not bad

lmao

Once, I wrote Silent Hill fanfiction where the Antichrist (which was a white unicorn) came to the Silent Hill universe to dismantle it because she didn't like pocket dimensions. She brought with her the four horses of the apocalypse, which were just gross undead horses that were under her thrall and totally fit the Silent Hill aesthetic. And then they wrecked the place, tore it apart at the seams, and killed its god.

There was a romantic sub plot involving a self insert and Pyramid Head.

Yeah when I was in middle school I wrote a goddawful fucking Outlaw Star fanfic which ended in the main ship impaling Malfina through the stomach. Really fucking ashamed of it any time I think about it.

Thanks for reminding me of this, asshole OP.

One time I wrote Star Trek bdsm fan fiction.

I've written stuff that I'd read, drunk, and forgotten, as my own, thinking it was profound.

moar

>Writing war themed mlp fanfiction when i was about 15 or so
>equestria is invaded by a hostile empire, mc is thrust into a position of power etc etc
>plan shit out, expand the world, map major plot points
>delete it all after about 4000 words
The worst part is that i look back on it now and the idea still sounds really cool to me.

I'm actually in the middle of writing Skyrim fan fiction. I hate myself for doing it, but I've gone too far now and can't stop. I feel like it would be better if it was pornographic, but it's not. I feel like it's the only thing keeping me from killing myself some days.

You know the "imagine being arnold" copypasta? I wrote the medieval version of that.

Why don't you read the rules and point out to me where it states that?

When I was 14 years old I was a huge fan of Warcraft 3, Lord of the Rings, Silmarillion, Dune, ASOIAF, and all that other stuff teenage boys like. And like everyone else of that demographic, I fantasized about my own OC donut steel setting that was mostly a ripoff of all the stuff I liked from these. Unfortunately, I went one step further and wrote it all down, on a blog, which I advertised on all the forums and chatrooms I was active on at the time. Thankfully this was the pre-Facebook era, back when everyone knew not to post your personal information online, so there's no chance anyone will ever find out it was written by me. I would probably die out of embarrasment if people did.

Been writing short BDSM related stories to jerk off to since my mid teens (10 years ago). I used to delete them after writing and fapping to them, but in the past year I've begun saving them and have a nice folder full of them now. Though the prose is nothing to write home about, their worst quality is how similar they all are to each other. Pretty girl goes from freedom to helplessness.

Slap one in a pastebin and share it you fag.

Why did you stop?