Post your best writing prompts

Post your best writing prompts.

life in america

One day half the worlds population's arms disappear, the other half's legs disappear. What does society look like a hundred years later?

Op is a faggot and is trying to decide whether or not to wear his buttplug to work tomorrow

fragmentary anti-novel

fpbp

Society would restructure itself on the buddy system, creating clothing which makes everyone look like two kids in a trench coat in order to preserve efficiency and the old concept of normal

Historical figure writes his diary desu

I hope I get buddied with a girl and get bottom bunk

If ya know what I mean ;) ;)

A semblance of the sun shone down from the comforting moon as Elias and Benji maneuvered over bulbous roots, brooks, and amidst towering redwoods, in their search for the Hierophant Spider... the one who'd teach them the silky, hidden ways to accumulate the most flies.

>tfw you have to be a bottom walking on your hands because there were more tops than bottoms and you got paired last

Niggers fly from outher space in pyramids, kinda like a trojan horse

Uncle Ben looks directly into the camera.

A world wide campaign of sky writing has an evil intent

Brilliant

an immortal quadruple amputee is the last man on earth and he desperately needs to masturbate but is not flexible enough for autofellatio

Johnny got his gun?

Am i in reddit?

man literally fucks himself to death

and it has 1000 pages

KEK

what. LMFAO