To nut, to nut,
Inside of her butt,
To watch her great busoms heave,
The rise and fall,
Of soft ass on your balls,
As you feel your seed be relieved.
To fuck and to thrust,
In full women you lust,
I know of no greater thrill.
To suckle and grip,
As you grope both her hips,
On her soft tummy your splooge you do spill.
The meter's a bit of a mess, isn't it?
>on her stomach
I've yet to meet one attractive woman who was sexually active that did not take some kind of birth control or have an IUD
this sort of "trite vulgarity expressed in some sort of pretentious/'high-brow' form" humor is incredibly tired and grating
> I've yet to meet one attractive woman
You could stop here.
O' to writhe and to stunt,
In a big woman's cunt,
Whose hips flare out from her waist.
To make her a-tone,
with a moo like a moan,
as you fill her fat puss with your paste.
To worship sweet Venus,
Who bobs on my penis,
whose lips are so full and so plump.
It does me no service,
but to clobber her cervix.
or to leave hand-prints on her giant rump.
m-mommy milkies!
What's busoms mean?
I gaze from my crabshack Billabong
Matilda with her milkery comes waltzalong
So take out my weewee
And spray her with peepee
Unstuck she'll never be off the schlong
t'was her belly as big as the april moon
my dick got hard and black as the lake's loon
Glad someone else feels this way
Forsooth, forsooth,
My face 'tween her boobs,
Great mounds of ample tit-fat.
I drone and I rave,
but I love my fat slave,
for she lets me molest her wide prat.
I fap and I jest,
but her curves I molest,
In mates I prefer hourglass.
If a woman ain't thick,
Then she don't get the dick,
I only cum for big tits and ass.
There once was a lady named Nora
Who acted a bit like a whore-a
And I would quickly find
as I fucked her behind
The farts of great volume in store-a
...
There was an user on Veeky Forums
Who thought everyone else was shit
He'd cry and he'd nag
For he was a fag
Who needed to go back to R*ddit
Lovely, but a few suggestions-
moo FOR a moan
and
to *worship* sweet Venus
who *preys* on my penis
Nice use of paste btw
Has potential
It has its place, if done well.
It kind of reminds me of college.
still a better read than ulysses
Her mouth was quite full
We locked eyes; removed my penis
Then moaned for my cum
I know a young girl who's enormously fat,
With weight of a near quarter-ton.
And though she is priggish, and also quite piggish,
She's also enormously fun.
It's really a sight as she waddles around,
Her ass sticks behind like a shelf.
But the real joy is getting between those two cheeks,
At least if I do say myself.
She's a horrible glutton, who fancies her mutton,
And gobbles down tacos and cake.
I once got to fuck her by promising pie,
An offer she'll readily take.
I once saw her eat an entire buffet,
An elephant couldn't outpace her!
One time she devoured a whole wedding cake
And sucked on my dick for a chaser.
If you keep her well-fed, and with access to bed,
My big girl is really quite kind.
And though sometimes her bowels are destroyers of worlds,
I think she's a wonderful find.
There's a thing to be said for a simply-pleased girl,
A girl who will cause little strife.
So I say, get a girl who is pleased by a feast,
And she'll be a most peaceable wife.
This isn't even good joke poetry.