Do you bookstrap?

Do you bookstrap?

You'd have to be a fool not to strap.

can you suggest a situation in which a backpack wouldn't be exponentially better

why would you do that?

Is this an intellectual bludgeoning weapon? Just wear a satchel

No I use a bag like a normal person

no shoulders

Yeah, I love to strap on my books.

When you're trying to show off your new Jordan Peterson self-help book to all the hotties at school

when i was at eton i strapped
a dildo to the nurse that pegged me