Do you bookstrap?

Do you bookstrap?

You'd have to be a fool not to strap.

can you suggest a situation in which a backpack wouldn't be exponentially better

why would you do that?

Is this an intellectual bludgeoning weapon? Just wear a satchel

No I use a bag like a normal person

no shoulders

Yeah, I love to strap on my books.

When you're trying to show off your new Jordan Peterson self-help book to all the hotties at school

when i was at eton i strapped
a dildo to the nurse that pegged me

I think pupils used that in the late 1890's throughout 'til the 1920's.
It was widely depicted in children's media and film of the 50's and 60's, maybe even the 70's.

>When the ladies see you coming with a big strap of books

I used to read The Count of Monte Cristo on my daily commute,
the edition was so thicc that I needed to strap it (even as it sat within my backpack) just to prevent it from falling apart

They look like something Veeky Forums would be into

Everybody has shoulders.
Fair point

>A strap for every occasion

omg this is so dumb it made me laugh! thanks op love you :)

This is gold

Would you?

it's real.

>Strap em' in boys

Yet another reason to hate normies.

>Books on a strap in the 30's

Admit it, this looks cool.

...

...

>Everybody has shoulders.
people that use bookstraps don't

sorry don't mind me, just being superior in ever single way is all

>just being superior in ever single way is all


How do I restrict blood-flow before an amputation with a backpack?

stick ur arm thru the hole on the top and start twisting

by pulling out the tourniquet stored within it

>the cucksack

>mom asks me to write a christmas list
>get really excited and think of what i want
>write my list
> switch, book straps, GoT, and magic the gathering cards
>mom get velcro books straps(bitch)
>dont get the switch
>only get 1 of the Got books
>get 3 booster packs

Why is my mom so pleb anons? Her boyfriend said I should be grateful for what I get, but he is a normie retard

lol @ asking for MTG cards
>not specific products or singles
nigga you played urself

nice try junkie

If this is sincere you are a man child.

Pretty sure this was due leather shortage/prices, not because it was the better option over bags. Fucking posers.

Just fuck my binding up senpai.

I hope people that use this shit all die today.

It works better as a sling

kek

I can see a use in college/university where you live at the school.

No it rains too much around here

Yeah, for pretending to be a hip intellectual for art hose by using outdated technology in public

Just cover them with your coat bro.

>an elegant weapon, for a more civilized age

Lol k

Why don't we make little sacks out of cloth? We could put handles on them, or even long handles you can put on your back. I hope someone else thinks of this and makes it.

If I ever saw someone with a book strap I think I would instantly hate this person.

>Bookstrap
>Doubles as a fleshstrap

Public school privileges. Again.

>Fleshstrap....
I-is that like a flesh light?
A-aasking for a friend....

I like to bind, I like to *be* bound!

sick reference, bro

No.

grow the fuck up

i have never been angrier in my life

to fight off the library thots

No, that's gay.

I keep my books on shelves or in boxes

...

Camping

when throwing his Evola, Rand and Peterson books and E-cig in the gutter and whipping him with it

To prevent paperbacks from getting damaged.

How old are you?

Yeah I'd use that, it's a pretty standard leather strap

If you actually do this, you need to end your life ASAP.

My references are off the chain

>switch
>GoT
>Magic

shoulda asked for Yugioh cards you pleb

I used to beat kids up like you in middle school

while wearing a fedora

I wish I was those books

I wish I was a bookstrap

Im 26.
Lol you guys are so manly
Go read more shitty philosophers like neitzsche and Heidegger.

actually, I'm working on the novelization of daddy day care 2

stop doing that

Lol k

genuinely asking, what are the benefits of this beyond aesthetic?

It lets you easily carry a pile of books without having to resort to using some bag. Practicable and minimal!

loving this bate (;

i'm stuck in my mid 00s hipster phase and carry my shit around with some fake army messenger bag

Haha me af tbqh

i tried really hard to justify my desire to own one, but it really is something for aesthetic in this day and age. plus, it's a bit limited to hardcovers.

oh my fucking christ lol

Kek

Impromptu bookstrap hammer throw competitions

Is there anything more pretentious, more attention-seeking?

Well crafted.

The manchild is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a manchild and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

I'd strap that

Stash the cuck ruck sack and snag the strap for a lap chap.

reading on the train

i didn't think this would work but all those (you)s. have another fren
i concur comrade. yugioh is the superior franchise of the three. good five

Haha i can misinterpret neitzches also

:^)

isnt that just a fucking belt

this is the actual answer

...

Are these custom made or were they purchased somewhere? These are neato

I've seen similar straps on Etsy in the past.
These might have been some custom project. I'm not certain.

Belts go on humans though. These are on books.

is it worth it?