I just saw this on /v/

yes and the photographer smells it too and she has just asked him if he likes it -- because it is an eggs and spinach stench.

Even I have stopped by to say,
This is the cutest girl I've ever seen on. /lit.

no
No
NO!
i post my waifus all the time how dare you

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truthers are such party poopers

If you think this is truth, you watch vastly too much porn and spend just as excessive an amount of time on Veeky Forums

her eyes looks very asymmetrical
bumps her down to an 8, maybe a 7 without the makeup

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she is a 7/10 with makeup max friend
>he's intimidated by the lunatics

>tfw you wouldn't want to hurt her, but you know you would

>my wh*te as is on fireeeee

this brings a strong implication that she is among us, a peer to us. I want to believe it. very convincing world-building, user

Fuck you, now I can't unsee it.

name the goddess so i can fapto her face before bed

makes her more attainable. stay lonely, faggot

based

Who is this beautiful banshee?

Iktfb :(

kek ill be reposting this in six months

Emily Rudd

i meant phsyically abuse

based

>post some rando semen guzzler
your point being?

DONT talk about her like that!

God, I'm so lonely. The previous couple of nights I've had very elaborate, very vivid dreams about meetings girls and falling in love with them. Each time I wake up I feel like I've lost something. I know I will be dreaming of her tonight, I know I will lose her tomorrow, but what alternative do I have?

Learn to lucid dream my man. When ever i go lucid i grab the closest chick to me unzip my pants and push her head down to my cock and force her to suck it. Well i dont force they always just suck it. I wake up often having an orgasm. Lucid dreaming is the shit.

Calm down there, Lennie.

me too

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how to bomb the us govt is legit shit. i had high hopes but over half of it is dick and vagene drawings and almost all the rest is nonsensical shit and entry-level """redpills"""
some cyberpunk stories were good. dunno who among the boys writes those but ever since billy and the clown they've been solid.

That's a good description of the two authors at hand.

I am new here and seem to be lost. Could you guys point me to the literature board?

>how to bomb the us govt is legit shit
well, it is /tv/ meme shit, what did you expect?

eh I like mde

How do I learn to lucid dream?

A few ways. Il tell you which one worked for me. Basically this way is just thinking about lucid dreaming so much you remember it while you're sleeping and you become lucid. I started with reading about lucid dreaming, then keeping a dream journal so your always thinking about dreams, then i set my watch to go off every hour I'm awake and i would think "I'm going to lucid dream tonight". So pretty much just always think about it. It can be a really long process. Now im always aware when I'm dreaming, i dont always go lucid because i like the entertainment from dreams. now if i want though, if shit gets scary i just wake myself up in the dream and tell the scary shit to fuck off or ask it why its doing what its doing. Another way is keeping your mind awake while you fall asleep. This shit is so hard i have lots of trouble doing it. I have never been able to because when you fall asleep you can some times hear some crazy bang at a certain part of the sleep cycle and it always scares me. Read online lots of info. Its fun to just fly around in dreams.

>Exploding head syndrome. Exploding head syndrome (EHS), alternately termed episodic cranial sensory shock, is a benign condition in which a person hearsloud"imagined" noises (such as a bomb exploding, a gunshot, or a cymbal crash) or experiences an explosive feelingwhen falling asleepor waking up.
I've never been able to get past this point. It happens to me every time i try that lucid dreaming method. But it really pisses me off because the fact i hear that means I'm so close to achieving lucid dreaming through that method.

no one cares this isn’t /pol/ or twitter

The way I did it was by doing dream checks several times a day (in my case counting fingers and looking into mirrors) and making a habit out of that.

Then, when I dream and do my dream check there, I'll realize that it doesn't work and I realize that I am dreaming.

In a dream I only have 8 instead of 10 fingers in total, and mirrors in dreams are always fucked up, hazy or foggy.

Have you tried going through mirrors? Try it next time. They work like portals.

Fucking epic middle school reference in a le reddit post style

they are evil, beings live inside; enemies of the window realm!

join the discord and you'll fit right in discord.gg/XZ4wrZR

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who?

literature for this feel. where does this impulse come from? please respond

not having real world experience with love and being a beta male

someone slap her eye back in place.