Atlas shrugged

>atlas shrugged
>no Greek mythology whatsoever

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>atlas shrugged
>no shrugging whatsoever

>As I Lay Dying
>bitch was already dead

>the book of job
>still unemployed

>Ulysses
>Ah! Mr. Bloom with careful hand recomposed his wet shirt. O Lord that little limping devil. Begins to feel cold and clammy. Aftereffect not pleasant. Still you have to get rid of it someway. They don't care. Complimented perhaps.

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>No Country for Old Men
>Old Man lives in the country

>read The Octopus
>nothing to do with cephalopods

>atlas shrugged
>because that book wasn't worth a damn

>Lord of the Rings
>Guy doesn't even have the rings anymore

>All Quiet on the Western Front
>Everything is loud and no one will shut up about how much it sucks

>The Tell-Tale Heart
>Heart tells no tales and probably isn't even really doing anything

>The Count of Monte Cristo
>No one does math with ham and cheese sandwiches

>Goosebumps: Welcome to Horrorland
>Characters are actually welcomed to Horrorland and you receive goosebumps as a physiological response to the stirring adventure

but rationality and logic are greek myths desu

so you're saying Goosebumps is the highest form of literature

>The Trail
>doesn't have a single trail

>stoner
>doesn't even smoke

>Stoner
>doesn't stone anyone

>Catch-22
>at no point in the book do 22 people get caught

>1984
>he's not even sure that it's 1984

>The Wasp Factory
>No factory that makes wasps

>tropic of cancer
>nobody has cancer

>the red and the black
>no reds and no blacks

>invisible man
>man was visible almost the entire book

>no cancer patients on holiday

>the great gatsby
>it's not so great

>Harry Potter & the Sorcerer's Stone
>No techniques for making porcelain pottery

>The 100,000 Year Explosion
>nothing explodes

>Crime and Punishment
>Rodion didn't do any

>Critique of Pure Reason
>nothing reasonably critiqued

DON'T BRING FAULKNER INTO THIS

>phenomenology of spirit
>it's about metaphysics and epistemology

this one's actually annoying
but I would phrase it
>Critique of Pure Reason
>nothing reasonable critiqued
He never critiques "pure reason".

I sure did a lot of shrugging

> the grapes of wrath
> no angry grapes

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Yes.

>being & time
>literally nothing on time
Fucking authors releasing half-finished books. He never even released any DLC.

>Grapes of Wrath
>No fruit

10/10

>Moby Dick
>no penises

>Moby Dick
>no bald technopop artists

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>Don Quijote de La Mancha
>actually a Don named Quijote from La Mancha