Wake up at 10 am

>>wake up at 10 am
>>read 100 pages of a book
hnnng londonanon
[[[knicker dropping intensifies]]]

Lmao at this cynicism and insults yet you can't name one (1) published work that grapples with the problems of ugly beta males in modern society.

Bloody hell, have you spoken to anyone about all this?
It sounds like you need someone to bounce all this emotional turmoil off of.
Either that or you need to find a job with satisfaction for yourself, it's depressing that it's what is the norm but it's either that or never end existentialism.

Literally we talk about houellebecq all the time

i just do drugs alone everyday and you know what--
it helps!
are you guys always sad or something

*feel better about life
*go to sleep earlier
*you will wake up earlier
*use your extra time playing comfy or exciting video games
*browse multiple imageboards and forums, collecting interesting info to different topics and write them down in one text document for each topic.

{{erp skips back to fully clothed}}

It's from all the amphetamines he steals

I miss when I had my seasonal jobs working pretty hard for a few months of the year and just neeting it up for the rest studying whatever. I mean I still live at home n shit but idk felt good not being a complete wageslave and those jobs kept me in pretty good physical condition

which drugs

The part where you went wrong was not going to church on a Sunday.

>>leave house to drink coffee in central London, walk around, feel sad about life

You fucking cunt. Stop posting this shit.

>flu injections and UTI treatment
>oh boy, another flu injection, I bet this one will really put my big boy brain to the test!

The Game
Models

watch a good movie

Maybe try getting a job?????? I really wonder what the fuck you people do all day. How the fuck do you not have a job??? How are you surviving?

>>read 100 pages of a book
How do you do this? I can barely read 30 pages without getting disinterested.

opiates!
oh lsds-- and fpms 3 or 4~

shut up. londonfag is /oneofus/
OP do you live at home

This is an European board, since Americans don't read. Thus the unemployable anons are on welfare.

it's his day off

You're right there are no risks to injections at all

It's Sunday you goober

Raise your testosterone levels you fucking girl

If you feel sad and don't like it, do something else dumbo

Reminder that OP is a paki
yes, a paki

Born 1991, between November 9 and November 20.
Lived in/near a student area with parents until graduating uni in 2015, STEM degree. Temporary warehouse job there. Other minor part time jobs since then. Not originally from London, didn't study there. Home city population ~200k (most likely Slough). Moved to London after March 2017, hence the increased posts (some date back to 2015)

Interning a government job in an open plan office, living in a flat 20-30 minutes commute from the centre (£26k p/a wage). "a civil servant" claims to work for the TV Licensing people; "low tier civil servant in vauxhall"
>I'm a TV license debt collector. It's rewlly just a glorified call-center but sometimes we get paired up with a bobbie to go pry it out of these filthy bourgeoisie's hands when they refuse to pay their dues for 6-12+ months.

probably studied political science or management
Lives an easy distance from McDonald's, Gym & Tesco where he gets junk food.
Drives - not his own car, belonged/s to his mom.
Wears glasses

Areas often visited: Hyde Park, Aldgate East, Camden town, Notting Hill Gate, Shoreditch (fits with the short commute, probably less than 30 minutes as he'll return home briefly for minor things). Generally anywhere in Zone 1.

Camden most commonly visited area, after Notting Hill.
"Notting hill carnival nearby" - NHG most likely "favourite" station, but unconfirmed. If "sitting around my favourite station" means actually inside, then less likely. If it means in the general vicinity, then still possible. Cost of living is unrealistic for 26k in these areas, but he often borrows money from parents

Regular use of both (Polish) brothels & escorts.

>Apart from having sex with prostitutes I've never done anything with girls, not even flirted. I have a normal westernised accent and grew up here but I have middle eastern parents. I'm fine with my height and all that stuff but I probably have an ugly face (it varies from 2 to 6 out of 10 depending on whether I'm looking in a mirror or taking a picture of myself etc).

Most likely lives around Shoreditch due to income/rent levels, as well as mentions of Aldgate East. This contradicts his surprise at seeing all the muslims in Aldgate East when visiting, familiarity should have prevented this. Therefore maybe Ladbroke Grove/Latimer Road sort of way, in a shared flat in an ex-council block. It's possible he got very lucky with a flat in one of the ex council blocks near there. There's only a few, Nottingwood House and Winterbourne House. Matches with Tesco (express) and a nearby Gym but McDonald's is a bit of a trek from there. There is a McD and a Starbucks right by NHG.

>leave house to drink coffee in central London, walk around, feel sad about life
London is your problem you spastic

Doubt it. Moving around can just make you more depressed.

what did he intend for me to infer from this post

Is this a parody of the life of a frog poster? I honestly can’t tell anymore.

>Signs contract with Medical Insurance saying they will accept contracted rate for flu shot.
>Is explained to, in detail, that the coverage is being applied through the Medical portion of the plan, not the carve-out pharmacy vendor.
>This is because the flu shot is cheaper than a physician’s office visit, and if it does it’s job (which it won’t) and prevents them from getting sick and going to the doctor, it saves the medical portion money.
>The pharmacist knows this, and he signed an agreement saying they are participating in this incentive program to convince people to come in and evidence the injection.
>The member comes in for their flu shot, and hands the pharmacist their medical insurance card.
>(in what I can only imagine is a very nasally and bitchy voice) “We don’t run services through the Medical insurance, it has to be the Pharmacy insurance, or we WILL NOT even try to run the card.”

Why do you assholes do this?

Ah I'm a British pharmacist, so I couldn't tell you.

nice

I'm going to London in a few days (from France), what good stuff can I do there? England seems disgusting

you're a cancer.

Because you live in America. Good Americans are unhealthy and broken Americans who can easily be farmed for revenue. As human cattle, you should be at least six figures in debt and spend what little disposable income you have on your rent and the newest Marvel movie--not luxury flu shots, which are bad for you and will keep you out of the developed world's most expensive healthcare system

>wake up
>shower, get dressed
>read 100 pages of book
>go out for coffee
>go to piano concerto, drink wine while listening to Chopin
>get groceries, go home, cook dinner
>studying for midterms now
what a successful day

was hoping for this joke in the replies

>these wagecucks happy with their "stimulating" slavery

Opiates are literally the last thing you want to do.

Cocaine is kind of manageable.

Marijuana is nothing to worry about.

But get off opiates at all costs.

>tfw six years into neetdom
>never bored
>always feel like there are not enough hours in a day

I hope radical life extension comes soon.

Going on eight years here, barring two days where I worked with a neighbour and then quit because the boss lied to me about shifts that I couldn't work due to transportation issues.

I enjoy it. I volunteer as often as I can with my mom's church (despite being atheist) and get to live a pretty comfortable life. This year I will be attempting entrepreneurship with something easy and relaxing so in spirit I will still be a NEET.

I have put aside the notion of "productivity" which just seems to equate to making money for someone else. Bourgeoisie bullshit, if you ask me. So much work is just busywork too which is quite dull. People look at bureaucracy and think "useless" whilst they sell consumer electronics or something equally as useless.

Crazy stuff.

nigga how are you affording that?

+1

It's not too late man, I know it's a cliche but as a person emerging from a long major depressive episode who was heavily dependent on substances on a daily basis I know you can still get your act together. The past two months has been painful to me, I've reconnected with my emotions which I numbed with antidepressants and drugs and booze for years, and it's made me realize how much I've missed out on while being a self-pitying sad sack of shit. I still relapse into the sadness all the time, and while I've quit most drugs and drinking I'm not completely weened off the antidepressants yet and still smoke weed every night to fall asleep (more for anxiety than insomnia). I've reconnected with multiple people who I treated like shit (like my ex) and apologized, and I've most importantly been acknowledging many of true faults to myself for a long time (whereas before I focused on my superficial faults and lack of material happiness and blamed other people for everything). Sorry for the blogpost I just don't want other people to waste away like me.

to myself for the first time*

do you guys have any kind of romantic/sex life? I ask as a person who wishes I could do that and not care but I feel like shit whenever I'm not in a relationship or at least some sex.

I laughed, he completely missed that this might have actually been a woman trying to say she wants to have sex with Londonanon.

He probably would find some crazy reason to be depressed about it though, don't waste your time.

Go to kebab shop for underage prime brit pussy

I had a girlfriend eight years ago when I was a proto-NEET. She left me because I was a "lazy asshole." There's a girl I am talkikng to now so sort of, I guess?

I don't consider myself lazy since I am usually doing something. It may not be productive in the sense of making money but it's okay for me. As for asshole I am aware I can come off that way but itg isn't intentional.

I don't desire a relationship or coitus so I don't know what to tell you.

yeah you sound like me if I kept going down the path I was less than a year ago. Yeah fuck that I'm doing something with degree I know people like you and they embody all of my worst, most solipsistic, selfish characteristics and the tendency to blame everybody but themselves, or take pride in their sheer unlikeability.

I used to fug random slags and also had a relationship of a few years but ultimately decidedthey were too much work/obligation.

Celibacy is underrated. Once you stop trying to attract and seduce and fuck people life becomes very simple.

Monks are smart.