So user what do you do for fun?

>So user what do you do for fun?
>Oh, haha, not much, I like to write and read
>What do you read?
>Old books mostly, been reading some Russian literature stuff like Dostoevsky and Tolstoy
>Woah, that sounds so boring, haha!
>Y-yeah...
>I don't know if I could read that. I think the most complicated thing I ever read was Hegel. I liked that and Kierkegaard
>hhhmmhmhmhhmhmhhhhhhhhhhhhgghgaahg
how the fuck do you respond to a blindside like this? I just fumbled with a potentially Veeky Forums qt today because I wasn't sure if she was making fun of me or if I was just outclassed. Starting to reevaluate my priorities.

realize that she is just faking. if you asked her what she liked about either she would have looked stunned and changed the subject.

It must have been banter. Either that or she was autistic and unironically thought that reading Hegel is more entertaining than Dostoevsky and Tolstoy.

When she told you she liked Kierkegaard you should have asked her if she was a Christian. Cute Christian autistic girls are the very top tier of waifus.

You didn't immediately ask her what she liked about them?

What if she recently watched some of the Gregory B. Sadler's Half hour Hegel videos and btfo OP even harder?

like I said, I fumbled. I will ask her about her readings the next time I see her after reviewing the wiki page for hegel fuck I need to bump that shit up my reading list
She is a Christian, of the no-sex-before-marriage variety. I know this because she managed to work it into the conversation the very first time we met. Come to think of it, maybe she is autistic.

Lucky bastard. You need to act fast before Chad comes and takes her purity.

>dropped a potential conversation about Hegelian philosophy with a qt Christian autistic

This never happened

I have so many reasons to believe that this girl doesn't exist.