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Place your bets.

Alterations to the lineup still possible, if there's any popular suggestions. Otherwise we'll go forth.

>no pynchon or gene wolfe

Anyone you think they should replace?

Don't listen to people telling you how to run your game

Just do a different roster next time with the survivor

Uh yeah, I'm going to have to go with District 3.

Mann and Mishima should be aristocratic district. Anyway, I pick them.

>DFW
>alive
oh anonkun

FIRST DAY

Good idea, cheers.

Mishima or Hemingway, but John Green has been a savage in past lit hunger games

Day one.
The participants have already descended into savagery and despair.

good numbers
>karl marx snaps rimbaud's neck
in retrospect, i should have seen this coming

these numbers
>the raiding party and suicide pact link up too well
are you making these in MSpaint?

Damn, on a roll. All authentic user.

>d1 dont care
>d2 dfw would do an hero, joyce will hide.
>d3 first to be killed
>d4 second to be killed
>d5 voltaire dies in a gay way, sade sodomizes anne frank or smt
>d6 both fuck then get shot by heming way
>d7 the greeks do nothing
>d8 rimbaud is brutrally raped by verlaine and nabokov
>d9 dosto kills nabs after finding out he is a creep and talks shit about him
>d10 papa does all the killing, anne just stands there then gets lost and when sade finds her he goes full justine on her
>d11 they fight like girls between them, third to be killed by papa
>d12 nobody cares about them

Don't underestimate Mr. Green and Mrs. Kaur.

Overall Papa wins.

>karl marx and voltaire tell stories about themselves to each other
ded

Day two.

>jesuits cursed voltaire
>some absolute madman is loading diogenes with explosives
interesting

>David Foster Wallace
>alive

Europe's contribution to the canon is taking a toll this round.
I'm interested to see what happens with Diogenes too.

Night two.
Jesus Christ Houellebecq

I'll put down a hundred pseudollars on Zizek being sneaky until his sniffling alerts someone to his hiding place

Peterson and Green will win

Day three.
RIP.

>Houellebecq
he only kills those who claim he holds ideology.
guess who's next, big guy?

C'mon Davie

i think you mean

>rupi kaur
>hears
>ernest hemming way and anne
>frank
>talking
>in the distance

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thrread is blessed by number gods

The ones who remain...

Holy shit user Houellbecq is on fire!
But DFW will prevail eventually

Feminism will prevail

Night three.
Some interesting decisions made tonight.

rupi's getting raped

Rupi Kaur BTFO

Feels like Green will kill DFW or vice-versa

*frightened sniff*

THE FEAST.

>Anne Frank falls into a pit and dies
This is getting too real

rupi got raped

NOT DFW WAAAAH FUCK YOU user

What the fuck did Houellebecq do to her?!

Ebin

Who the fuck is Thomas Mann?

Diogenes the real MVP

leave and die

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Day four.
What did they mean by this?
Confirmed. So this is the power of the sexual revolution...
Goodnight, sweet prince.

>Socrates killing himself
Nice

>What did they mean by this?
they're testing his philosophy

The number of casualties increases.

Diogenes' getting raped

District 6 is gonna make it

Who will survive?

No Green's gonna kill them

Oh shit.

Dio is on a fucking rampage

So this is the power of the Greeks

>arguing against diogenes' rhetoric
never a good idea really

NO MERCY

Day five. Muh berries.

Is it possible for DFW to suddenly come alive and kill everyone else?

okay from now on hemingway is going to win, he's the most alpha of them all

celine probably accidentally picked berries while trying to hurt himself

>getting raped
>he's literally not there
Calm down with your rape fetish bro

Only three remain.
Diognes: 2 kills.
Hemmmingway: 2 kills.
Celine: 1 kill.

>What the fuck did Houellebecq do to her?!
everything apparently

>the city of Diogenes

Place your bets anons!

Diogenes has this shit

Journey to the End of Night Five.

Diogenes

Hemingway and Celine kill Diogenes

gotta be diogenes, come on barrel man

>Celine loses sight of where he is

Too real

>Diogenes sees a fire, but stays hidden
why is this so funny?

Hemingway

dio will kill celine, hemmingway will off himself

Welp.

KNEW IT!

*Hemingway
I guess thats what I get for phoneposting

pappa never forgets his little girl didn't deserve to die in pit

God damn it Diogenes

R I G G E D

>Diogenes
What an idiot.

Shoulda stuck to your simple philosophy, instead of fingering landmines, cunt.

diogenes just didn't want anyone else to get the benefit of it blowing up

Pay your respects boys.

The Greek can't keep up with the times

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Congratulations.

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This was fun
Now do one with JK Rowling

the rest had never been on safari, they weren't ready to hunt big game

Here's the scoreboard for Round One.
Hemingway won so he'll be in the second match.

Make your suggestions for the next round's contestants, lads.

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