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Is heterosexuality gay?

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We read in Timaeus by Plato that women are actually the reincarnations of wicked and immoral men.

So just think of it, when you date a woman you're actually dating the reincarnation of a male criminal. Sounds pretty gay to me.

And when you think about it, women don't really look that different from men--there are some women who look pretty manly, or have a manly sort of build, with broad shoulders or narrow hips for instance, and yet, if they are still in fact women, being attracted to them it is not considered gay, even though the difference is almost negligible.

Also, women in their natural state have much more hair than we've become accustomed to--on their upper lip and chin, on their armpits, arms and legs. When you think about how much work women nowadays actually put into hiding these characteristics, its no wonder that our ancestors consider females to be basically weird-looking, inferior males.

What I'm saying is, isn't being attracted to women a little gay? And sometimes quite gay if they are not very feminine women?

As a side note: this perspective might have the potential to help some nofappers out there.

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heterosexuals are attracted to the female form and stupid feminein shit. thats about as gay as it gets, bUcky.

you know whats crazy.. we're all attracted to #GENERIC human features... so like, that cute straight boy floating in a void... an ocean of homoeros..

women look weird and psycho anyway, distortions of sexy form (feminity is often crude and exaggerated.. eugh!!)

Exhibit A:

Here is Julia Child, a woman. She was married to a man. Now, am I to believe that her husband was not, in fact, a little bit gay? And perhaps in this case, quite gay?

Not trying to be mean, just doing some speculation here.

Exhibit B:

The former first lady. Married to a "heterosexual man", the former president of the United States. Just look at those shoulders. And you're telling me, that sexual attraction to women is not gay...

What else could I say? Everyone is gay.

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Plato was right guys, I can see it.

And consider also: women put on makeup to **appear** more feminine. Therefore, when you're attracted to a woman you're actually attracted to a thing that is more masculine/less feminine than it appears to be. So you're at least a little bit unintentionally gay.

Would you say being attracted to women is inherently gay, or can there exist a woman that is a manifestation of feminine ideals to such an extent that it is in fact not gay?