Clean your room

Clean your room.

>Write about sex and death.

Just for that I'm gonna leave a crusty sock on the exact center of the floor.

My room is always clean.
I'm obsessed with cleanliness and order.

>And you can really think about that one, Sunshine.

Who do SSRI create that look in people's eyes?

buckos

Ash Wednesday's the perfect time for it. Think I will. Memes have there place, I suppose.

>Cries like a bitch in front of thousands of alt-right beta teenagers online

brilliant.
would be even better with real lobsters and if it wasnt fake

that means you're a nazi

>tfw sink is clogged
>wash hands in the shower
>water keeps dripping because the handles get fucked

My room is clean and fortified.

I'm the same but I'm unironically a communist.

it isnt fake

Real world confirmation of horseshoe theory

the soul flees the body temporarily

permanently usually

THIS MOTHERFUCKER JUST WROTE A SELFHELP BOOK HE’S NOT A REAL AUTHOR AAAAAGGGHH

how many rooms have you buckos cleaned today

My room isn't my room

I was never a Nazi, though.

Commies and nazis are piece in a pot.

>I was never a Nazi
Then why are you on Veeky Forums?

Suck my dick, closet homo.

t. American

You know you can be somewhere without subscribing to the ideology, right? When I (rarely) go to McDonald's I don't turn into a 250kg American imbecile.

>real world confirmation that communists are retarded

>tfw my gf cleans our room before she leaves for work everday
>she even cleans my gaming room and my bong sometimes
>she only gets mad at me when I leave bowls with dried cereal on them

>>she even cleans my gaming room and my bong sometimes
>>she only gets mad at me when I leave bowls with dried cereal on them

does she also clean the cum from her other bf's out of her pussy every night or do you do that for her faggot?

How is he a closet homo? What makes you think that?

>Pseudoscience man and pop psychology

I can't make myself to take advice from people with hair plugs, sorry.

Why can't people just take a simple photograph of themselves anymore?

You know this is his second book, right?

don't forget