Prove you're Veeky Forumseracy level

end your tyrannic remarks bucko

maybe we are all idiots because I got the same

:( not like this

Yeah upper intermediate here too

yeah but i was the first
eat shit

Same. This seems to be a test for very young children

Same
"They sleep" made me laugh

>Veeky Forums

Found a mistake in the pre-intermediate section, they left out a comma in one of my questinons...

Oh?

Say that to my face fucker not online

you ant of a git
you look a bit
like a little bitch
fists and fits
pounding while you sit.

upper intermediate

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Real shit?

I got "Upper Advanced". Is that good? What's the highest you can get?

I got elite, not sure tho

I'm freaking out over some of these early beginner questions because there are other answers that could fit even though they aren't obvious.

Idk thats what i got to

these kind of trick questions in the SAT are literally what decides if u will live a life of wealth and pleasure or utter poverty aka whether u get into an ivy, western civilization has become very sick

multiple choice tests were a mistake

all testing should be oral examinations conducted by qualified experts followed by an interview. it's the only way to weed out the plebs

Only one of them was genuinely questionable. Everything else has an answer that's clearly better than the rest

g-guys is it 'looks' or 'is looking'

I got upper intermediate, English is not my first language tho

I got "Ascended Master of the Golden Quill, 4th Degree"

That's the highest score you can get, don't worry
This test is made to find prodigy 7 year olds

Agreed

"Better than the rest" is a horrible way to test though.

Same

You will receive a phone call in three days time. There will be no one on the other line. Clearly recite the following words: "What is illumined from within can never be dark from without". Afterwards sacrifice a chicken under an oak tree and hang it's corpse from one the branches. Within a fortnight you will be contacted by one of our Illumined Brethren for further testing. Good luck, initiate.

why am i laughing so much at some of these options

this isnt how initiates are chosen at all you brumble butt

the screen just went white and read "to the perfect of mind, the angels of Christ shall deliver His fruits" and I got an email from Oxford asking if I'd be the chief editor for 2020's Dictionary of English Grammar. glitch? should I take the test again?

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I got "Patrician"

>"Better than the rest" is a horrible way to test though.
>it's horrible to test subtler judgment skills

>he doesn't know about the secret scores
>he isn't an Ascended Master of the Golden Quill, 4th Degree

They told my I'm to be given 4 countries to rule starting next week, called me the divine light give?

I got upper intermediate and it stopped. Does that I failed at something?

Which question was that? I thought all of them were obvious.

I went through this fucking test 5 times because I got "upper intermediate" every time and couldn't believe I was that retarded, my shame was ineffable.
Then saw this on the front page
>
You will be asked to complete a range of vocabulary and grammar-based questions that have been graded from Starter to Upper Intermediate level.

Guess I can't read after all, OP you're a clown

>I made a sandwich for I was hungry/because I was hungry
>sports/sporting magazine
>I was waiting/I had been waiting here for hours!

>he didn't perform well enough to unlock the hidden levels

>he doesn't know about NG+

>because i was hungry
>sports magazine
>i waited here for hours

Lmao this is literally nigger tier

>I made a sandwich because I was hungry.
Shouldn't there be a comma?

But all of those options work perfectly well both grammatically and contextually

not in burgerland

No.

>I made a sandwich because, I was hungry.

it's universally known that "for" can be used as a synonym for "because"

>I made a, sandwich because I was hungry.

No. I don't know how you could even think that sounds right.

So, I've been doing subordinating conjunctions wrong all thus time.

got same thing

>all these people getting the upper intermediate secret tier
hmm, there will be a lot of new members this year

tfw

me too fren let's kill each other

what didn't y'all pick for the moocow question? (Number 136)

Upper Intermediate is the highest you can get.

How do I prove my're literacy level?

Anyone else get this?

laughed out loud

>I need more time
>Flag as unarmed

well, "i had been waiting" implies that they AREN'T waiting any longer, whereas "i have been waiting" means they were still actively waiting at the time of the late person's arrival.

I misremembered it, it was i was waiting/i have been waiting

Indeed, after 'I'. One should pause after each utterance of the personal pronoun if one has any shred of self respect and intents to command said respect from others. It's what Roman emperors did ("I, Claudius").

>I, made a sandwich because I, was hungry.
See

When I got to "house" in this question, I immediately thought "Run's house!"

Fuck off dude...

>No. I don't, know how you could even think that sounds right.

Thank you for the hearty kek, user.

>OCE challenger
get fucked

Wardane be cry

Is there a level above this one? It seems to say it only goes up to Upper Intermediate...which seems pretty easy so I am assuming there must be an advanced+ level.

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Thank god I am too stupid.

your reading level is:brainlet

wtf is a "kwisatz haderach"

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Something from Dune. Learn to search you idiot.

are you retarded or merely pretending?

Is this test designed for children or something?

People who take these kinds of tests including iq tests are autists and children user

>>etc
You took a test to find out your reading level and failed to understand the very first page? I really hope I'm the idiot failing to recognise your humour.

I woke my girlfriend up laughing at this

So you scored starter level right?

you're*
oh wait u diddit roight