Read Jane Austen novels

>read Jane Austen novels
>wow...
>being a roastie wasn't the norm
More books with this feel?

what the fuck is a roastie? it's such an ugly word.

it's from that lonely dude board with the robots, i think it refers to pussy flaps, sorry not going to google the technical term

pussy flaps

A roastie is a used up whore. It's a common term. Basically I'm asking for books that is about pure women.

Maria Bertram

Outie pussies, which internet shut-ins believe implies promiscuity

did u know pussy flaps are made out of the same type of skin as ur balls? when u become a dude in the womb the stems cells turn it into nuts but if ur a chick it becomes ur outer vag

Yeah, male and female anatomy are actually completely homologous. Men even have a uterine homologue in the prostate.

and a dick is just an oversized and nearly numb clit

Even spending time alone with other men was considered whorish.

When will we go back?

Pussy flaps that stick out. The incel virgins on /r9k/ think that lots of sex will turn a girl pussy into an outie, they don't know that outie pussies are just a genetic variation and virgin girls can have them. How can you blame them, when they've only seen a naked woman in porn?

>Jane Eyre
Falls in love.
Finds out bloke is already married.
Yes, but his wife is a raving lunatic he keeps locked up in the attic! Surely you can compromise?
Nope. Sex outside marriage is a sin.
BASED JANE EYRE

>Tess of the D'Urbevilles
Actually subtitled "A Pure Woman" hahaha
She has a child after being seduced and is made to suffer for it. Boy is she made to suffer.

>The Odyssey

Penelope is left all alone for TEN YEARS with would-be Jodys buzzing round her.

She guards her virtue.

GO PENELOPE

(Also of course you should read this because you should read it.)

So you don't understand anatomy, women, and feel that women should not be free to pursue their own wants and interests?

t. roastie

t. virgin

t. r*ddit

Is Veeky Forums really this dumb? Of course r9k knows theyre genetic they pretend it isnt because thats meta to their board. Its worrying how lit takes pol and r9k ideas at surface level, almost like lit is composed of redditors

t. /r9k/ autist
Most of them believe it literally.
I've been on /pol/ long enough to know they believe everything they say quite literally.

Meanwhile Odysseus bangs two nymphs.

If you think more than 1/3 of posts on this site are authentic you are retarded. People say things they don't believe because it is funny and because arguing is fun.

Where do I start with Austen?

I've read the Brontes and thought Wuthering Heights was shit, so I'm trying to avoid stories like that.