how come she no like dante
How come she no like dante
Cause she a bitch
loved god more
She a thot
his sister wrote better poetry
this, dante was incel and she gave it up easy to chads
Because Dante was a fucking sperg
She did, God just knew he'd never write the Commedia if they were together in this life.
wasn't she getting stuffed by some ibanker? guess dante got wealthmogged
Because they met twice and one of the times he didn't even speak to her. She said, "Hi" and then he ran up to his room and wrote about it in his diary.
His fighting techniques are too deadly.
Literally /ourguy/
look at that schnozz
why are him and petrarch always in this outfit? was it a poet thing? i don't see the medicis or bruno or anyone else from the time wearing it
its bc he wore stupid fucking leaves on his head
She looks like Charlie in that painting
It gives you +5 intelligence and an active charisma buff
>ITT retards confuse Dante Alighieri with Dante Rossetti
She literally knew him "from sight" only.
It's fun when Dante writes about his friends and their oneitis as well. I always felt bad for his wife and children though...
not sure if bait or retarded
It's an all too common problem on nu nu Veeky Forums
Only one person did and it was on purpose. If you want pseud cred at least contribute something.
This, meanwhile fools today think a ballcap with +1 perception think it even comes close to outweighing it
>Only one person did and it was on purpose
That you know it's only one person when you can see two posts which openly reference him explains why I got two responses. Either that, or two retards replied to a post that pointed out the obvious retardation of that and argued in defense of it only being half as retarded as I said.
dante is the man
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Funny. That's Lizzie. And she DID like Dante..
Was he a boxer?
what do u mean he went balls deep
keep reposting this based user i kek every time
He looks like George Miller
kek
this.
he fucking killed himself because she wouldn't put out
probably digging her up after death to retrieve his poems had something to with it.