How come she no like dante

how come she no like dante

Cause she a bitch

loved god more

She a thot

his sister wrote better poetry

this, dante was incel and she gave it up easy to chads

Because Dante was a fucking sperg

She did, God just knew he'd never write the Commedia if they were together in this life.

wasn't she getting stuffed by some ibanker? guess dante got wealthmogged

Because they met twice and one of the times he didn't even speak to her. She said, "Hi" and then he ran up to his room and wrote about it in his diary.