Sociology class

>sociology class
>professor is talking about bureaucracy
>puts a picture of Kafka up on the board
>"Who is this?"
>whole class is silent because they are all social media and harry potter brainwashed sheep
>I immediately blurt out K-kafka
>"Good! You know Kafka!"
>qt3.14 in class gives me fuck me eyes
See, it pays off to be Veeky Forums.

How do I know you don't have a lot of friends?

My books are my friends. I'm saying this unironically. Please no bully.

he's posting here

Wow I remember being 19! Kafka is really obscure and edgy.

same, bro.

Kafka isn't even obscure or edgy. What is wrong with you?

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>he knows or cares what authors look like

>>qt3.14 in class gives me fuck me eyes

Let's consider the facts, OP. She has seen tbe picture of Kafka and she knows that you know him, as the professor was nice to point out.
Sorry, but I'm afraid she just wants you to introduce her to Chad Kafka and wants him to fuck her instead.

>Qt3.14 knows Kafka as well
>You don't act on this and use this opportunity to impress he
This is why Chads exist, little bitches like you need to man up

same. not even ashamed of it. good books are like old friends that are always ready to share their wisdom.

Wise move. People are shit. Books can be so fucking comfy.

I probably wouldn't recognize him either. I don't really know what most authors look like, I just read their shit.

I don't think she knew who Kafka was. I think she was more impressed that I knew who he was. Large intellect impresses women. Pic related

>be me
>smart ass know-it-all
>actually know a lot about literature (thanks Veeky Forums)
>everytime the the lecturer asks a question I can answer it
>people think I'm smart, but by now they know that I'm still an asshole

Wrong pic, but it still conveys the meaning. This is the REAL pic related

it's vulgar and obscene
the one where his brain is riding his dick is so much more aesthetic and classy.

Thats gay dude

Very much so. Coarse, brutish, unrefined. The dick-riding one is tasteful.

i love that one. fellatio implicates humiliation, a girl riding your dick implies conscientious and consented servitude