The book nearest to you becomes the Bible of a post-apocalyptic civilization. What happens?

>World as Will and Representation

Wrong image but that works too

>Benjamin's collected works
Full on jewish apocalyptic communism where everyone smokes hash, digs surrealism and redeems the victims of history through the opening of the door of the temple by sheer revolutionary force
I can dig it

Why do you have the constitution on you?

It's on my desk. Earlier today I was looking something up and haven't put it back.

Divine Comedy. I guess that works.

Imagine the Beatrice cults.

Utopia

breddy gud place I guess

I'm actually just about to start reading it so I have no idea. But it seems appropriate.

holy faggot

beatrice is a representation of sophia as the pleromic hypostasis of knowledge

You don't even need to read the language to know that we'll all have great sex lives as we worship Chad and Stacey.

>no anons with Marquis de Sade on their bedside table
cmon cmon

>he didn't compete in debate in college
Hang yourself brainlet

>Neuromancer
My dreams come true

my sketchbook desu

>he competed in debate

>tfw the closest book to me is my diary

Lol thats depressing for them

Hi Harold, how's the fight against the school of resentment going?

I find this oddly fitting and an interesting thought to ponder legitimately

sketches from a hunters album... I think that works pretty well.

could be worse i guess

Oh no it's L'ANOMIE

I guess what would happen is that people would feel like they were obligated to reason deductively about everything.

This. This is your average 'debater': youtu.be/ZZeDq90Ar4k?t=58s ... a careerist idiot.

I genuinely would not mind that

Why?
I can't even frame the question more specifically, I just want to know why

>Finnegans Wake

hoo boy

You just guaranteed the survival of the entire western canon
Good job, user

Napoleon's biography.

I have no idea what this causes.

My own journal

get at me

>huge ass book with almost all of Plato's work
>except the Republic
fug
could be worse tho

my god guys im going to kill meyself tonight wish my luck

Now THIS would be based as all hell

Odyssey
I don't think things change very much

>The Man in the High Castle
It would be autism levels that shouldn't be possible

>because it put you to sleep?

>Complete Irish Mythology
Would be awesome, I'm imagining statues of Finn and Cuchulain. Babies mutated by the fallout would be considered Sidhe children. Religious hunts with packs of dogs. Nice.

>math textbook

Don’t kill yourself man. Please call the suicide hotline it’s helped me a lot of times. Things will get better just give them more time. Don’t kill your self please don’t do it man

Would fucking read. That sounds pretty amazing actually. Someone needs to write a book like this but the closest thing I can recall that deals with a similar subject is The Book of Dave. Anyway nearest book next to me is:

>Unfinished Tales by JRR Tolkien
This would be interesting to see.

You all live at the mercy of my daily planner!
I hope you enjoy dry cleaning.

>Bible
Thank God.

>12 Rules for Life
Feels Sorted Man

take me there pls

>he competed in an american format instead of British parliamentary

>Fear and Trembling
ffs

>Encyclopedia of Coniferous Trees
what does this mean?

Dostoevsky's Idiot

>Twenty Thousand Leagues under the sea

technocracy inbound

>Plato's Republic
everything went better than expected.

This reminds me of a joke in Doctor Who where a post-apocalyptic society is left with only three books which become their sacred texts and one of them is "UK Habitats of the Canadian Goose."

heh, sounds like A Canticle for Liebowitz

>Kimchi - Essential Recipes from the Korean Kitchen
hope you guys like fermented foods

The Second World War - Churchill

Anglos worshiped as a holy race with Churchill as Jesus, religion culminates with the second coming of the Americans to lead the Anglos into holy victory

Real life then

>From Dawn to Decadence
They'll knoe how to rebuild civilization.

Don't do it, please.

why are you discouraging him

'1001 ideas that changed the way we think'
lol

>beyond good and evil
I’m not gonna try and pretend I understand anything from neetchee, so I have no idea what would happen

"Stalin"
I think we already know what happens

everyone knows how to cook and great cooks are the Chef God's priests
there are temples to each of the Chef God's elements
two Temples of Salt, one built on a salt flat, another chiseled in the wall of a salt mine
two Temples of Fat, one built in an olive orchard, another made of butter
>I didn't get to the other two in the book but
one Temple of Acid, where priests only drink vinegar and lemon juice
one Temple of Heat, in the shape of a great stone oven

true scholars often go on pilgrimages to the Temples, learning the ways of their Elements, to better understand how to cook
non-believers, tendies lovers and /sip/boys are hunted and forced to eat the most unseasoned, GMO-filled raw vegan food left in the world

>Life and Fate
I'm confused, would Stalin be God or Satan?

tech priests of mars here i come

>The Conquest of New Spain
It's basically just a retelling of the Old Testament anyway

Imperial China minus the Buddhism? Emperor Wuzong is smiling!

apparently we now worship Python
bow down before the two headed snake god of fucked up indentation

>Ulysses
Fucking take me there Jesus

>A stack of school books I never got around to trashing for years
Nearest to me is a 9th grade science book and below it a bunch of literature ones. Geometry is the last one.

Far from the Madding Crowd

I guess roasties will settle down with a nice dependable farmer after fucking a self destructive chad soldier doesn’t work out.

Loafworld: Origins

first post ever
Bible in 200 year old slovak

Art of war
Bretty good

well, it is on of the better manuals on "how to understand woman and what they want"

Not sure what would happen

>Sharing My Hotwife: Confessions of a Caged Cuckold

No one would ever move

>massive etymological dictionary
We'd have a bunch of fucking nerds.

>Moby Dick

Not sure how this would work.

A dry civilization.

Irish - English Dictionary

Probably a renaissance.

>civilization that has "a" bible
>experiencing an apocaplypse

pick one

Everyone knows how to play chess really well.

>mfw it´s my pocket mao bible

The Taming of the Shrew

noice

humanity has been saved