I talked to a little girl on Omegle about books

Fuck you.
On a serious note I'm glad normie memes completely die off because of how awful they are.

Nice trips Humbert Humbert

That's cute. It's not like a 14 year old couldn't understand literature, I had already been exposed to literature at that age. In fact I think I was really into Heart of Darkness right about then.
I hope her parents (particularly her mom) don't discourage her interest in books.

he lives on reddit and facebook

upvote

This warmed my heart. She seemed so full of wonder and joy. Still innocent.

Just beware if "she" invites you over.

Damn i just cant talk to a woman if theres no actual goal in mind. I mean a talk like that and not even get an email to keep contact? A waste of time.

>little girl
>14
what happened to teenagers reading edgy shit in books? did that stop with the internet?

OP wasn't talking to a woman, he was talking to a 14 year old kid

Already menstruating. Aka a woman.

lol

cute

>kid
no

it's because his creepy detective skills made her pussy wet

>hahaha
>im just waiting for the next book to come out
Fucking capitalist slave

she appreciated that he asked her about stuff she liked talking about you fucking weirdo

Every time I've tried omegle recently it's just been nonstop bots spamming Kik things. I wasn't aware real people even user it anymore, it felt like a world where the robots had taken over and we're just all mindlessly talking at each other.

>you will never innocently enjoy books the way you did as a child

>I guess I read fantasy, sci-fi, non-fiction, philosophy and history books

not reading further lol

I watched matilda on TV just yesterday and it suddenly reminded me of the days after school I would be on my couches reading Roald Dahl :( now anytime I read fiction I feel like I'm wasting time and get all anxious so I reserve it for the bus trips or on the loo.

>19
DROPPED. Fucking kids need to leave this board

>you should read Harry Potter
=_= (I don't have any reaction images on my tablet)

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I think she was lying about being 14 as well

catfished
or rper

cute

mean

main reason I haven't killed myself yet is for the next great films and tv shows
also to see what happens to vargs children when they come of age
also to see what happens to brendans career
also happenings like the amerimutt shootings or terror attack threads on /int/ which are interesting and amusing enough

Those are dumb reasons to live but if it keeps you going until you stumble upon something better it's all good

I'm a 21 year old who has been neet for 3 years
there is nothing good that I will stumble on

Try stumbling upon a job

Why do you talk like a prude?

Holy shit

How does being a warehouse operator working 12 hour shifts with poles make me not want to kill myself
How does working 12 hour shifts with romanians in a cake factory
How does being a carer with black and arab agency workers for mentally challenged people who are incontinent and who need showering by hand for 12 hour shifts
How does working with poles, obese part irish women, romanians, bulgarians and lithuanians chicken packaging for 12 hour shifts

awww this is so qt

learn cars do engines
very satisfying

op was either talking to a 10+4+4 girl or a 44 girl (man)

If by 14 you can't grasp literature, especially fiction, then you're a brainlet. At 14 I was already listening to black metal for the record.

>that innocence
>that enthusiasm
>that wonder
When do people lose it?
Give it back.

cute

She'd be legal in Germany. Just putting that out there.

Why didn't you tell her to Start with the Greeks?

This, should have recommended her Das Kapital.

Have you actually tried any of them? If not, how do you know? Worst case scenario, just return to neeting and waiting for Vargs kids to grow up.

the purity of children must be preserved
we must protect this smile

I'm dumbfounded to see how Western I am in comparison with my countrymen. I have lived my whole life in Romania in a middle-upper class environment and I cannot conceive doing a repetitive job, like all of them are, for 8 hours a day and expect to be happy with this. I'm 18 and will be a NEET in 3 months and I envy my countrymen who go to work with poles and lithuanians in Britain. I have been pretty much studying only to wheedle myself out of high school and haven't really got used to working at any point in my life.

They must be eradicated. Their isolation serves us well but there must be a final solution

The sci fi and fantasy threads are a nice containment space for the childish brainlet, maybe its better that way. Mods wont ban the faggots, at least keep them in a single space you can filter out.

psst... hey, kid... wanna read some Gene Wolfe?

Is it possible to relearn to be a young soul, anons? And is the accumulated wisdom the price we have to pay for that to happen?

this jives better with my prejudices, thank you.

cute!

Well done, user. The situation was handled politely, if not kindly.

jibe, user.
better me here than someone of 'importance' ..later.
Unless of course your prejudices do a funky dance or speak a dated lingo.

what is kik, im trying this omegle site and literally everyone wants me to go on kik

no, jive. it dances well too, but the sense of to agree with carries for both jive and gibe. by the way, jibe is much later than gibe, and gibe from its origins carried the meaning (as jive does, but jibe does not) of to talk nonsense. better you find that out from me now telling you about norman french, rather than a nigger telling you about how harlem understood etymology better in the 1930s.

gibe's become 'a verbal barb' for the most part, user. But whatever. Suit yourself.

which is where jibe takes its meaning of "a verbal barb" from now, as does jive. it's like french words can have multiple meanings too.

Sure, like- (you) jivin me? Or, quit with the jive! (more like Anglified 'spiel' though- what's your game?)
I do know that jibe is initially nautical and so pretty fucking old....

those are bots, you need to put in a specific interest or that's all you'll get

"jive talk" itself as a description of the set of slang associated with the dance phenomenon is a disparagement of the slang as "nonsense talk"

jibe the nautical term, as in the sudden manoeuvering, has a different etymology, from dutch, the same as "jib" as in "jib sail" or "the cut of your jib"

Right, user. That's where the instance of 'Anglified spiel' came from....
Youd make a good politician. But only with respect to the bot def.

I've pretended to be a little girl on Omegle enough times to know that the stranger you were talking to was probably not a little girl but a sad man in his 30s.

What does the English intransitive verb 'to jibe' mean, again?

Haha wow that's really cool, thanks for sharing :^)

If you mean the American nautical term (for which the British English is gybe), it's basically switching which side your boom's on. The other jibes/jives the other anons covered I think

cute

>little girl
>18

>Are you reading anything interesting at the moment?
>>”Yeah, you?”

Was it autism?

>Veeky Forums
>can't read

You have the attention span of a goldfish

why

Yeah cause I'm gonna read a wall of some faggots omegle conversation, who thought finally talking to a young girl and slyly getting his dick hard was worth a cap and thread on Veeky Forums.

Why even comment on the thread at all? And twice at that.

Because I don't like OP and he should know that.

I once pretended i was a lesbian and hooked up with another lesbian on IRC we masturbated together, rhen after cumming we both revealed we were guys. Classic chat shit. And no, OP wasnt talking to a 14yo girl.

sounds hot desu

That's cute, user. But I asked for an intransitive verb. Funny how your (group's) extensive knowledge of language includes most everything about jive jibe gibe gybe jib etc. EXCEPT that which would substantiate my 'claim' that a rather silly error was committed (by your group). 'to jive,' in English, ONLY has transitive force. Yet user, in his initial post, USED IT as if it were an intransitive, and TO MEAN what the word 'jibes' in English ACTUALLY means AS an intransitive, i.e. 'to be in accord with.' Get it?
If not, then by all means continue..

y-yeah...and you?

Dude she's 14... Wtf

meme

I'm not those two anons, I'm just saying if someone said, "That gybed with me", I'd know they'd almost been knocked overboard. I'm just here for the sailing boats. I don't give a shit about your argument about dance music.

you can use both as intransitives to mean to agree with.

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Made me laugh and then very sad

>finger glow
>magic
She wanted the ole finger bang, OP, you've fucked up big time here!

lol, I remember doing that a lot as a teen on youporn's old chat rooms.
Told myself it was easier than trying to find an actual girl to have cyber sex with. First time I heard of water sports too.

People probably shouldn't grow up with the internet

Nice trips but your a fucking weirdo. To me it seemed nothing more than a wholesome conversation.

T. 14 yearold

axaxaxaxa

>you should read Harry Potter

is that an anime art gallery