she pronounces Camus as Cah-moo

Kay-moss

>Ka-me

>fow-callt
>came-us
>del-you-ze
>de-reed-ah
>prowst
>flaw-burt
>sar-ter
>dumb-ass
>geed
>maw-paws-ont
>rim-bored
>hool-eh-beck
>coh-toe
>guh-net
>bat-ail
>dez-carties

>she pronounces Camus as Ka-me

Then blinks her eyes and bites her lips

Tfw can no longer handle it

The New Advocate

Mickey Fuckwit

>she pronounces Pynchon as Pine-chowwwn

>study at coffee shop every day
>it's small, barely any business
>annoying teenager w dyed hair occupies lounge
>talks about being raped w strangers
>one day starts talking about "Al-burt Cay-muss"
>mfw

>David Wallace

Can someone tell me how to say Houellebecq? I've heard even French people say it completely differently.

"me"-"shell"
"well"-"beck"

This trips will not go unnoticed

...dumbass?

As accurate as you could be with english phonemes (it's really close, but you should try say it flatly, not "well BECK"), and I'm a native french.

Scooby doo can't do do, but Jimmy Carter is smarter

Also, the final "s" in Camus should not be pronounced, and the a is not the a in "ale" but more like in "car". And I think the "u" does not exist in english like that, but it's close to german "u" with an umlaut

>rhyming "sartre" with "smarter" instead of "fart" in a british accent

It's kuh - mee

it's cah-myu

No "y" you unilingual moron

>native french.
mdr !

On remet ma parole en cause ?

Duhloozeyguattarhee

on the topic of pronouncing authors' names, how the fuck do you say sartre
is it "sart" or "sar-truh"

Sart
To be really accurate, the "art" should be closer to "ought"

I pronounce it Alber-camue. Is that autistic?

>she doesn't pronounce camus as kay-maos

Dumas

sought-truh with the truh really really barely pronounced at all

I just realized this is Holden

these sort of threads always prove that english is an inferior language

I just thought that every name should be pronounced in it's original language, Don Quijote should be pronounced in spanish, constraining it to any other language is bound to ignore something key to the native tongue

I aint yo houellebecq gurl, i aint yo houellebecq

ooooo, its my shit, its my shit

oOoOO

Salem, Salem, white whip, white whip

I pronounce it Al-burt Cam-iss.

Fight me.

Alberto Camões

>she pronounces Goethe as 'Goat'

>go-eth

>go-eat

>Goth

No it's the way that anglos who have never heard his name aloud say it

The incorrect way of pronouncing it.

youtube.com/watch?v=-dGKKAQnHbs

Fucking tard, off yourself.

If she's talking Camus with you, she's not going to fuck you, ever. Trust me.

gert-uh is the correct way to say it

If she's talking with you, it's probably out of pity

> she has five different editions of Infinite Jest

> she pronounces George Orwell as Gee-ohr-geeru Ohr-wee-welleru

If she's looking at you, it's probably just so she has a good description for the arresting officer.

If her arm brushes against yours, you're no longer in stealth mode, she's seen the camera and she's calling the police

Ball-sack

If she smells your cologne from a few feet away, she can obviously infer that you're a sleaze trying to get in her pants and has cause to have her bf total you.

If she says she'll check it out later, she means she'd rather take the next flight to Syria and join ISIS than read another poem of yours

Veeky Forums, it needs to stop. I see so many threads on here where you guys discuss how to pronounce something and you spell out retarded shit like "ca-moo" and "kay-mwee", as if there is any regularity between english orthography and phonology. Learn IPA for fuck's sake.

It's [kamy]. Not that I expect your monolingual pea-brains to comprehend the vocalic /y/-phoneme, but at least if you knew IPA you could understand it's a sound that's not [u].

"no"

If she doesn't want to sleep with you, it's likely because you don't meet her personal standards for mate selection.

Don Quixote you mean

if she sleeps with you it's because she's tired and she'll tell your mom if you share the bed with her

If you agree to let her sleep with you and she starts getting grabby, it's because women have no concept of bad touch and are monsters.

I pronounce him as GOAT (Goethest of all time)

>she pronounces pleb as pleebe

>nee-chee

>nee-chuh
>kee-air-keh-gard
>souls-en-eetz-en
>high-digger

dubs of truth

who are you quoting?

hollow beck