Mom found the ego book in my bookshelf

>Mom found the ego book in my bookshelf
>thought it looked u n i q u e
>with Stirner’s face looking smug on it
>actually decided to read it while I was gone
>Come back home and she asks me about it
>tell her I’m an egoist
>she thinks I’m a sociopath
>she’s kicking me out of the house
I have 8 hours left at home lit, then I have to leave, what do?

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you lie

Take everything in the house that you can carry

The world is your property lol why are you listening to your mom her authority over you is a spook just ignore her.

Hahaha, do this please.

No lie, she thinks I want healthcare and stuff removed and for the homeless and disabled to die, and i just wanna be a criminal. I have to leave home and drop out of uni

Do not under any circumstances do anything

I mean I might, there some valuable shit here, I have a car that I’m gonna carry all my books in.

Just say you'll see a psychiatrist and tell him to read stirner

Yea right and like some psychiatrist will agree with it, they can barely understand f o u c a u l t. It’s a spooky practice

Hey at least you can get free Xanax. If they think you're getting "help" them you can stay as long as you want

What would Stirner do?

Steal his mom's toothbrush, sell it for milk, then sell the milk for a profit

Idk if NEET life is for me, to have a special reliance on people or material drugs. I might go to slab city but is 200 miles away. Moms too spooked to stay home, I actually tried to explain it to her when she inquisited me, and it only made things worse.

You can still go to school user, you'll even get some disability shit thrown in

Im legit scared lit, I only have 700$ in my bank account, and 20 gallons in my shitty car. No job, I legit quit it cause they wouldn’t let me grow a beard and I don’t wanna shave. Have to quit college if I can’t stay long enough to get my associates. How tf do I live, what has reading all these obscure philosophy books done all these years. Can I use any of this knowledge to make money

dont bring books youve already read retard

Do you have friends or a job?

did your mother even read the book? have you read it so you can correct her?

holy shit how can stirner be so misunderstood, the english translation must be utter shit

Quit that shit, only have 1 friend irl who isn’t complete cancer. A lot of friends online in my union of egoists. One of them in the slabs, told me to come there but I don’t wanna live in shit ville and smash bottles all day

It wasn’t so bad at first, she thought it was trash, it wasn’t until I started explaining it to her with anarchism, then it turned into “so yu want disabled people to die user?”

Wasn't Stirner a leftist? Why do people associate him with AnCap?

Who knows, he was a Mutualist if anything imo, he participated in a market, loved the wealth of nations. Id imagine he would’ve been a Mutualist or some other kinda marksoc

stirner aint got shit to do with anarchism, the book is just 500 or so pages of "ideology and religion are bad if you let them run your life, learn to identify and use them properly at your advantage, ps fuck you bauer"

Also his definition of property which is way, way misunderstood here but why fucking bother explain it if most can't understand the first half

Sounds like you don't have much of a choice.
>A lot of friends online in my union of egoists.
You could also commit suicide. This is my advice.

Start reading the greeks and sell your boipussy

Man I wish I could, but no faggots here to sell to

You aren't even trying...name a price, I might be interested

Being broke isnt too bad. People make it seem to be rock bottom but hey im doing okay. Libraries and online pdfs are fooo freeee. Im not a NEET though....just finishing college.

I can relate though OP. This sounded to crazy to be true must be some backgrouns? Ur mom wouldnt kick you out for stirner would she? Lmao

10,000

she's just a part of your ego right? Obviously something in your ego is rejecting the Stirner Philosophy. You need to think long and hard about what it entails.

A god fearing mother, yea

>mfw this nigga believes egoism is solipsism.

cringe, kys my man

tell your mom that the house is your property

I might stay anyways, or break in whenever but that won’t last long

You can crash on my couch for a couple weeks while you get your bearings, user. No joke. Email [email protected] if your story is true.

That better not be bait

>I have to leave home and drop out of uni
Your mom sounds like a shitty person. She should let you crash on the couch or something until uni is over. Kicking you out while you're in the middle of uni just because you hold different philosophical beliefs is fucked up.

:/ if you're not trolling and you're in colorado i can help

Your like really far away m8y

Your whole thread is bait you glorious faggot. laffin at these retards who think you're sincere

A N A R C H I S T M I L K

Who gives a shit? Is she going to call the cops and tell them that you're a cunt? If you're stronger than her than the house is yours anyway

>online union of egoists
faggot
>i dont want to live in shit ville and smash bottles all day
FAGGOT

But is your mom a hottie? :DDDD

Faker than me losing my virginity

Not fake bud, im fucked in 4 hours
NoNice spooks

Actually I am faking, my mommy would never kick me out of the house and cut her big boy off from tendies.

houses are spooks m8 you're worried over nothing.

>tell her I'm an egoist
why didn't you just lie, cuck?

Wasn’t it fuck you fuerbach? I thought max was alright with Bauer

Sounds like your Mom is embracing Egoism by getting rid of a freeloading spook

>mother doesn't respect her son's freedom or individuality
>wants to kick the fruit of her loins out of the house due to a book
Although this is probably a fake story, it's perfectly possible considering American culture (or lack thereof).

is saying go back to tumblr appropriate here?

...

If this isn't a bait thread, there's probably a whole ton of underlying issues OP failed to mention, and the event he described happened to be the cherry on top.

My mother got upset after reading some Schopenhauer from myself. She still blames him for my many personal failures.

its a bait thread

This is bait.

Ain’t bait guys, I’ve got my bags packed and leaving in 30 minutes, I wish this was fake, I really do. And I wish I could keep enjoying “muh tendies” but I think I’ve lost all my big boy points this time

Why did you not explain Stirners concept of love to her?

If this is real, could you explain in more detail why she is kicking you out? How exactly did you get to the point that Stirner's philosophy made her react so badly? Does your mother have a history of psychotic behaviorM?

this post is intellectually dishonest

Kill her.

She's just a spook.

Killing negros is a hate crime user

>spinning a story where a mother abandons her child because it doesn't align a 100% with her opinion on wealth distribution
>a conclusion she derived by completely misinterpreting a book in every way possible
>a highly memeable book on Veeky Forums at that
What a fucking shitshow this thread is.

That being said, I recently got myself a twitch account and stumbled upon self-proclaimed "Stirnerists" and "Egoists". I followed them.
Turns out nearly all of them are mentally ill tranies and communists.
How did that happen?

>Turns out nearly all of them are mentally ill tranies and communists.
>how did that happen?
Because egoists exclusively come from Veeky Forums

>twitch
That should read twitter of course.Though the level of discourse doesn't seem to differ much between twitter and twitch-chats frantic meme spouting.

They don't seem to hold Veeky Forums-boards in a positive light so I'm not sure about that. Would explain a lot though.

Anons mother did nothing wrong.

/ t h r e a d

Checkmate OP. This kills the thread.

OP BTFO

>valuable
>books
>2018
?

Don't worry OP
I'll take care of your mom

it's not like stirner is hard to understand compared to foucault tho.
but how would you know, you've probably never read either.

left-right dichotomy is a spook

hey op here, I woke up this morning in my car. Brought some of my favorite books like the ego book and some Proudhon stuff. I have classes soon, I think I can do these last two semesters without having a home

u go boo boo :*

I cannot legitimately tell of this is ironic or not.
Update: a /k/ommando will let me into his home but I’m 50/50 about that, I want a safe home but not be a weapon for ant man

This, but unironically.

>stirner aint got shit to do with anarchism,
why do you people keep lying when it's so easy to see you're wrong?
How the fuck did you start by explaining what anarchism is and ended up with your mum thinking you want the disabled dead? Who's the dumdum here, you, her, both or me for believing this?

Destroyed.

Watch this, op.
youtube.com/watch?v=uBHBA2DjCpA

Even though memesters on Veeky Forums might tell you this isn't the case, Stirner is read almost solely by leftists.

>They don't seem to hold Veeky Forums-boards in a positive light so I'm not sure about that. Would explain a lot though.
There are indeed a lot of mentally ill trannies and communists on Veeky Forums.

Doesn't really apply to Stirner because you could appropriate his work for any purpose. I think that's the point. The man himself probably can't be called left or right either.

>everything I don't like is a spook
this is why I hate hegel (and German Idealism for that matter) - you can interpret his writings to mean ANYTHING

Yeah, no. No one would ever pay 10,000 to have sex with an autistic 16 year old like yourself.

Literally went bankrupt trying to create a communal milk shop.

>/pol/ is mentally stable

nice blog

maladjusted and mentally ill people gravitate towards extreme ideologies for some reason, i.e. tumblrtards and /pol/fags
also Stirner is popular on /leftypol/ and among anarchists
>t. never read Stirner

>Doubling down on bullshit
Bravo, had no idea Veeky Forums was so gullible

do this op. Everything in the fridge is already yours.

You're mum took the egoism pill like you did and realized you were a dead weight around her.

it basically is

I would do the same shit to my son if he told he was some faggoty egoist

bazinga!

>why do you people keep lying when it's so easy to see you're wrong?
>his last chapter is basically a call for socialist unions to take over the world
>anarchist