Write whats on your mind

tell me, user

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i can tell if a piece of toilet paper went up my ass or dropped into the toilet bowl. its kind of spooky but strangely arousing

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i'd been going over a few ideas in my head for so long that i never bothered to write them down because i figured i'd always remember them. but after about two weeks of being preoccupied with something else i've forgotten all but two and even those are far less detailed than they were before.

i fucked up real bad.

Why is working out so hard? Like the actual lifting thing isn't but the whole hussel bustle of the gym is annoying. I can't use all the thing I want to when I want so I have to go to some random machine that works out the same group and being around people that look even better than me sucks

Your brain is good for lots of things but storage is not one of them. Write shit down.

small notepad in back pocket. write even when you don't think you need to. check regularly

Zizek-Peterson Debate, November 2018 (colorized)

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Currently writing a story which has been on my mind. I actually have the plot outline and I have an idea of what I'm going to do. For once I feel like I might actually finish some shit.

Once upon a time, and a very long time, philosophy (yet untouched by Circulum of Vienna', no coincidence Bismarck warned countless times about "Der Vienna' frage") was controlled for human needs only. Reason? Mere tool, and philosophy was but so, used to better human understanding. Now you got animals trying to out-wit language. I cannot comprehend how great mathematicians, so autistic, practicing Analytic philosophy. It's anti-philosophy.
IQ beyond average, increasing third world external capital funding (Chineses are now 1% of South Sudan's population, look it up), cheap labour, China once again mastered the now. It happened before folks, let's not panic. "You need to back up those claims, because science says, quoting Rationalwiki here, Correlation is not always causation, in fact, it does not even imply causation".
Which isn't wrong, but it's a stupid way of thinking. Many discoveries in science began by seeing correlations, then, a research is done upon the subject and conclusions appear. China was a peasant infested shithole, much different than the neo technical society of now.

Your grandkids are not going to be brown, better yet, they'll be yellow 3 inch shriveled penis thanks huwhitu!!!

>You smell just awful too. Seriously, I think I dropped stinkers in the toilet that smelled better than you. Could sniff you a mile away. Peeeeeeee-Yeeeeeeeew!

grab free weights while waiting for a machine. no weights? do some pushups and situps to increase your endurance and keep your pump. working out isn't hard, you're just a brainlet.

yea you did. write shit down, especially good ideas. this is how actual successful people complete projects. they don't give birth to them whole and complete from their mind.

i'm getting real tired of Veeky Forums. currently watching ken burns civil war, comparing to 2018 and noting possible causes for war. humanity will double in my lifetime. i have no doubt we're going to fight over some dumb shit and these lazy Veeky Forums evenings will be remembered as our salad days.

i love you user

Sometimes, as bad as it is, I feel like war is the only place people like us could ever find meaning.

I know how to workout you dumb mother fucker, I just hate that when there is no option but to just do an alternative exercise for the same muscle. There's only 1 squat rack in my gym
I just don't like people I the way of my workout, like no one blocks a page of a book with their hand so I enjoy reading because it's isolated

What would you have written instead? Honest question. Character is supposed to be a smartass btw.

gym-goers are the feeblest faggots

i was just to make post about that, instead of tryna swell up like big gay muscle bottom, why don't you just do calisthenics

war is the purest expression of man representing his own rights. we go to war as a part of the state, but the cause that drives us to it is familiar to each man. i hope im prepared when the time comes.

stay mad, leglet. also why the FUCK do you need a squat rack? just clean some fuggin free weights and go to fucking town on that ass. why are you such a weakling goddamn.

Fell in love with an asmr girl.

because calisthenics doesn't make you higher test and doesn't raise HGH, calisthenics will never make you as strong as a linebacker who can press 2 pl8's, calisthenics does not make you release male pheromones that women can pick up, calisthenics will not cause you to have better posture, calisthenics doesn't take the risk or coordination that compound lifts do, calisthenics is the last refuge of people who didn't play sports in HS or are so injured they can't train properly anymore. Show me one sprinter who is not Usain Bolt (who is on drugs) and one NFL safety or Linebacker who does not lift. Show me one Navy Seal who does not lift, show me one private security contractor working for 7 figures a year who does not lift, show me any fucking SWAT team member who is in a dangerou precinct who does not lift. You can't its impossible.

Calisthenics people think they're strong, then you put them under a barbell and they can't move more than 1 pl8 lmao

PATHETIC

women as romantic interests are absolute trash. they are basically children. just leave them where you found them.

Someone put a little too much salt in your margarita, Jocko?

>this is what muscle bottoms actually believe

>muscle betas thinking they're tough until they gas out in 20 seconds and then you beat them into unconsciousness

keep working on your beach muscles homo

Consciousness is a disease. Cognitive poison. I wish I had down syndrome

I did daily 3-5 mile runs, sprints, all body calisthenics including pull ups, stretching and yoga(!), and lifted weights for YEARS. for a while there, twice a day. limiting yourself to lifting exclusively is for soyboys and bugmen. so which are you user.

but they are so lovely and cruel

i can't think of any ideas for an app to make

go tell this to a college linebacker or strong safety, go tell them you're gonna gas them out while they're drunk see what they do to your skull
>does cardio
yup I do this
>sprints
yes everyone who played real sports does this as a habit to raise HGH
>pullups
wow did you do chinups too? that'll surely make you as strong as barbell rows or curls will right? oh wiat
>limiting yourself
yeah I'm not a brain dead Jason Genova I know not to just lift you stupid nigger

>go tell this to a college linebacker or strong safety, go tell them you're gonna gas them out while they're drunk see what they do to your skull
>this guy's scared of the football team

omg you are such a fucking beta, kys my man

hahaha bro so how many football player dick have you sucked

t. never played sports or was never an elite athlete in HS or college in a sport that wasn't long distance running

>guy still trying to be a high school jock well into adulthood

sad!

i boxed in college, come at me pussy

that lord timon served his flatterers stones and warm water and spoke that mankind could only feed off mankind

>i boxed
wow convenient, a sport predicated on fast twitch reflexes where you can't grapple or choke people out, wow really makes you think man

hey did you ever play football or soccer or basketball in hs or middleschool? did you ever play any sports where sprinting and jumping and tackling were the main function? I'm just curious bro? Btw did you win any titles or were you just boxing man. Its ok man
why are you so scared of athletes dude did they bully you too hard in HS? all my friends played football and soccer so I didn't have a problem with them but maybe they weren't so nice to you? Idk i've noticed people who are afraid of lifting tend to not like football players or sprinters very much its just kind of weird how that is. And they always say funny things like MMA heavyweights don't lift weights when they do and how football players aren't real athletes or that Navy SEALS don't lift when they do which is why they're all fucking huge

but you know you guys are the ones fixated on homoeroticism I just like being strong and running really fast and being able to dunk a basketball and all that fun stuff. Idk why your'e so bothered lol

if you were really a high school hero you wouldn't be such a bugman, lmao a long with all those 'pheromones' you're also emitted strong beta vibes

I have an idea for a character who's extremely sensitive and empathetic but embraces a doctrine of total Darwinian domination based solely on aesthetics -- causing great suffering but feeling great remorse, affirming the tragic worldview by adopting a set of beliefs that bring him constant internal strife

Does this sound gay or could it work

maybe idk what does domination based on aesthetics mean

he sounds like a faggot to be honest. Kind of sounds like Ozymandius from Watchmen

so you're telling me you sucked the whole team wow user that takes some real stamina you sure are an athlete

i dig it. there's potential for a character arc. eventually this guy is going to have to reckon himself and his past actions.

wow you really are full of ressentiment
are you still mad you didn't get to start on varsity? did Chad fuck your gf or something bro? why are you so mad about athletes lifting weights dude? they just want to look good and be strong why are you bullying men of power? they're not going to bully you again man, HS is over dude

but they still bully you at the gym, when you're using the rack they just swagger on over and take your spot, i guess all that lifting doesn't grow your balls

just-started-lifting beta user btfo permanently (2018, colorized)

pic, it's (You)

underrated

do u not remember this how this whole thing started, you were too beta to claim the rack, so i told you to skip the gym and go do calisthenics in the park instead of loitering in some soy gym, then u started larping some betakids fantasy of being a high school jock

lel

Had a dream I kissed a girl last night
I wish I had a girlfriend

having a gf is like having a second job, overrated

>he doesn't have a home gym
being poor sucks doesn't it?
you seem like you have something you want to say or come out about? have you ever seen Dominated by Doug? i think you would like that a lot user

wait, so guys come into your home gym and takeover you equipment? are you really trying to keep this larp going? ur the guy angry that you can't buy test like a dyke in the tranny thread aren't you? you veins pump soy, nothing can save u

>doing roids without being a professional athlete or fitness model
basically a subhuman man, why are you trying to juice up because your calisthenics warmups aren't getting your gf's attention? is she asking to explore her sexuality with other males, did you offer to participate and she just won't accept? Like I said, men with your problems, Dominated by Doug is an illuminating watch, pure psychological thriller, Dionysian and Apollonian all at once

haha you are such a pussy man

A big part of a mans place in a womans heart and her eros, is a mans ability to defend himself and fight. She is looking for protection, the ability to manage conflict and strength to rely on in crisis. If any given man is able to enter into the execution of violence, he will be 5 times stronger in any competition than a man that cannot, in love and business and any given social situation that may require it.

The ability to implement violence means a mans tolerance for conflict is naturally attenuated to be on the higher level, and most assuredly greater than hers, in regards to the world at large. The meshes very nicely with the protection vibe. However this here is the source of much of the shit testing women do. They are testing his backbone. They are also testing the mans temperament. They are looking for some sweet spot between vicious and kind. This benefits her because she can call on you to advocate in her stead should the need come up, she is testing if she can rely on you to keep the meanies away. This is a much more active part of violence but still doesn't require the use of violence, just conflict management in general. I prefer to call this class of conflict 'psychic violence' and it is my growing opinion that most women are not willing to even absorb the most mild of psychic violence. It's possible that more insecure a girl is the harder she will test for this.

I fucked up so bad when I was sixteen. That girl. I lacked initiative. I let her down. It broke her and I will never have the opportunity to say sorry. She was paradise and I let her walk into hell.

I pray for god to exist because there is no punishment good enough on this earth.

If you don't desire the sweet pain only a beautiful woman can deliver, you're just not a man of culture and I don't respect your opinion on anything.

>tfw this could've been me, but my 16 year old sweetheart was smart enough to push me away until we were old enough for eachother and now we've never been so happy
>literally stress out about what could've not been every single day

I'm sorry, alternate universe me. But it had to be one of us.

Is this an original piece of writing? I'm into your ideas and work if so my man.

I cant stop jizzing on my gfs yoga pants and I cant stop quoting movies at really inappropriate times.

all these parallels I'm noticing between my life and my brother's is aggravating. it's motivation to either kick things into overdrive and get my shit together or kill myself and get it over with, because I don't want to end up like him.

one day video games will be art

Nothing fundamental to love is fundamental to you.

They are art. They're just not good art.

>implying anyone would want to sit through a monologue of just a human being spewing forth his innermost thoughts and fears

not art
entertainment

children from abuse tend to turn out the same.
get things together user

Did you just hit the automatic word suggestion box on your phone over and over again?

I've been writing for nearly 20 years and I haven't been able to finish a single story. I'm getting really goddamn fucking desperate here. There are people who churn out fucking 100k fanfictions consistently, and I can't write 30k of ANYTHING. I don't know how long I can keep doing this anons.

>I haven't been able to finish a single story
>I've been writing for nearly 20 years

no you haven't.

You're afraid of letting the story turn to shit and it's stopping you from finishing it. You need to let it go to shit first then rewrite it.

>war is the purest expression of man representing his own rights
No it is more like thousands of pants shitters being put in the way of hot lead by richer men. Why waste your life like that?

I need to get a JAHBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

no, if you're constantly sitting on a lopsided bump, that can fuck up your back. Notepad in front pocket friendo.

Imagine finding yourself at a crossroads in the country. Infinite potential lies beyond down each path, yet you can't convince yourself to have the courage to step out into any direction. From where you stand, each horizon at every direction looks like the same flat line stretching out endlessly yet the possibility that you'll make the wrong choice is still paralyzing. The choice seems simultaneously meaningless and irreversibly critical. You don't know if you'll even reach it anyways so throw in pointless too. The only path you know you will never take is the one behind you because you know exactly the pain that waits for you there.

They are coming for you and that fear overtakes all others. After all, you know exactly the pain that waits for you there. You take a breath and let your foot guide you. The further into your journey you go, the easier each step will be supposedly. You will never find out because someone in a truck just ran you over in its own unceasing devotion to its own path.

usually put it in my jacket pocket.

but still, good looks anyway

I'm a vegan

I havent jerked off to porn in 83 days. I have been able to be more confidant socially and given me more energy, and I don't have a particular desire to even masterbate but GOD DAMN AM I HORNY. Too bad it seems impossible to actualy start a relationship with any woman i see because I live in a rural area and there aren't great places to meet and talk to women.

Mmm. You got me, cocksucker.

i have frequent nightmares in which i get whacked by Tony Soprano and Silvio. what did i done to deserve this? the last time i saw this show was years ago

That could be. I just always feel like I run out of steam. Lately I've been able to write more, longer, 30-50 pages instead of 2-5, but I always just... get tired. It's like I start with a synopsis and try to reverse engineer a whole story out of it, but I can't.

Any tips on how to quit?

I'm ugly as sin, poor and I managed to a qt gf. You can do it too.

T B H

You probably underestimate how much of a lil cutie you are, user. I was ugly as a teen but got cute later, still saw myself as ugly, others didn't.

I don't know what to do with myself,
I'm not ambitious, have low self esteem, no skill.
I'm scared of what will come.
What to do, fellas?

I'm not posting my pic here but trust me, I'm definitely ugly.

I want to get fit and strong and beautiful but everything online about bodyweight/weight routines and nutrition is confusing as fuck and there's a million different opinions

I want the most optimal plan

How did you meet her?

Be a computer guy

Unironically the one you make for yourself is the most optimal. There's only the most suitable for you since although there is a good baseline, you grow differently compared to anyone else.

Personally I have no doubt that you're ugly, I just also don't trust your judgement regarding supposed qts.

at this point all i want is a njg and death

Pof

I remember some guy on Veeky Forums was making his gf do squats so she could get a big butt. That's pretty hot. Imagine forcing your lazy unfit gf to do squats everyday and having her come in all sweaty and tired from the workout and crying a little from the pain but nevertheless having a sizeably larger butt and feeling a little embarrassed about it.

You won't get either, but at least you have those digits

nice

I wouldn't have written something as dumb as that in the first place. He's not being a smartass he's just making a trite comparison to his bowel movements that any freshman could come up with, if you are going to be an smartass, you have to actually be funny, the only thing worse is the cerebral bowel movement that brought such a pathetic character to life.

You can't when your destiny is against you, like mine. I feel trapped

>Used to be attractive in HS
>Didn't fuck any of the qts who clearly wanted my dick because I was a depressed autist who kept avoiding people and spent most of my teenage years shitposting on Veeky Forums and playing videogames
>Grow up to be an ugly adult
>Still autistic but now no one is interested in me
Should I just end it?

>grab free weights while waiting for a machine. no weights? do some pushups and situps to increase your endurance and keep your pump. working out isn't hard, you're just a brainlet.

Just started lifting?

Tell me about some of the dreams you've had. Today I had a dream where I turned the gravity by 90 degrees, so that right was the new down. It didn't feel as cool as I thought it would. I also dreamed of having sex with my friend, whom I don't really like like that in real life. I didn't feel anything either, other than sticky fingers.

I had a dream that I violently murdered a girl that I used to go to junior high with

I dont hate her, I don't love her, I don't even care about her at all. She's kind of cute I'd definitely sleep with her if I had a chance though

I remember it was sexual. I lost control completely, I don't remember the act of doing it, only it was brutal and I was ecstatic. It was as if I became a beast, there was blood everywhere, and bones. I remember me standing over what was left of her, looking at her pale thighs and mushy flesh