What are some good books about pigs?

What are some good books about pigs?

Communist Manifesto

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animal farm, the author portrayed them so well you'd think he is one himself

PG Wodehouse's Blandings Castle cycle

what a terrible fucking thread. use google you pos

Pigs are magnificent. The best pig in literature is undoubtedly the Empress Of Blandings, principle character of the Blandings novels by Pelham Grenville W.

Here's the ending of a short story in which the Empress has been off her food. A minor character recently over from America explains that sometimes pigs need to be called to feeding, and as luck would have it, he himself is a master of the art:

Resting his hands on the rail before him, James Belford swelled before their eyes like a young balloon. The muscles on his cheek-bones stood out, his forehead became corrugated, his ears seemed to shimmer. Then, at the very height of the tension, he let it go like, as the poet beautifully puts it, the sound of a great Amen.
"Pig-HOOOOO-OOO-OOO-O-O-ey!"
They looked at him, awed. Slowly, fading off across hill and dale, the vast bellow died away. And suddenly, as it died, another, softer sound succeeded it. A sort of gulpy, gurgly, plobby, squishy, woffle-some sound, like a thousand eager men drinking soup in a foreign restaurant. And, as he heard it, Lord Emsworth uttered a cry of rapture.
The Empress was feeding.

charlottes web, of course

Lord of the flies

* principal character

Obviously

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Aww!

Odyssey, of course. Outside of Circe's..

Good old meme thread. Goes to show how many newfags are on this board.

>2017
>hurr durr newfags

literally kys

This is pretty comfy.

Animal Farm.

>What are some good books about pigs?

Well, George Orwell WAS a commie.

i...is that a sounding device on the cover?

grr newfags

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That's not even oats. Mangel-wurzel maybe?