ITT pleb red flags

ITT pleb red flags

>My favourite books of the Bible are Ecclesiastes and Job

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Those were Jesus' favourite books, you filthy heathen.

>implying any book of the Bible is pleb-tier
a nerve you have indeed

>my favorite book of the Bible isn't Numbers

The entire Bible is pled tier

Inquisition is coming.

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Job is unironically the best book of the Bible and in turn inspired the greatest novel ever written (Moby Dick)

This. Numbers chapter 7 is a work of art, maybe the most beautiful chapter in the Bible.

I like Hosea and Ecclesiastes.

What's wrong with Ecclesiastes?

Ecclesiastes is the only good one

It promotes alcohol and being merry. Both of those are sins in modern Christianity.

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>favorite is not the gospel of mary

Ecclesiastes is in fact based but plebs mistake it for a kind of existentialist screed instead of a voice desperately seeking God

That apocrypal feeling when you read that the human body is constructed by millions of demons.

The Gospels > Pentateuch = Epistles > Isaiah = Revelation > other major prophets = wisdom literature > historical sections > minor prophets. Irrefutable.

is this what that book says?

No, it was probably this one:
Apocryphon of John
gnosis.org/naghamm/apocjn-davies.html

Man is created by an imposter god and demons, and Man is in fact greater than the demons that created mankind, there is also a true God, with true power, the origin of all things. I probably misunderstand this anyway, I'm not that into it.

thank you, that’s an interesting ideology regardless how gay christianity is

the only important book of the bible didn't even make it into the bible
the gospel of judas

gospel of eve p good also

DESU it was amazing for it's time but it's been surpassed

This isn't orthodox Christianity, it's Gnosticism.

>economics is not a science, its different from physics people are not perfectly rational checkmate paul krugman

never heard of it to be honest, but sounds interesting if everything i'm unjustifiably assuming about it is correct

>I just read books I enjoy
Always means exclusively genre fiction.

>talks about the greeks without reading their works in greek

can i just start with the new testament and skip the prequel? i read a childrens bible as a kid, i don't think i can take the jewry

Song of Songs is more pleb tier than Job

(but I still love it)

>reading books you don't enjoy
>in your free time

I'm not saying you should read books you don't enjoy, faggot. I'm saying that every time someone says this they use it as a way of justifying the fact that they like shitty books by implying that no one could actually enjoy reading a classic.

"At least it gets kids into reading."

the whole thing was written by Jews dumbass

the jews hate jesus though

Shit normies say:
>"Sometimes you just need to watch a stupid movie. You know, to have a laugh."
>"But it's fuuuuuuuun. That means it's good."
>"Entertainment isn't supposed to make you think."
etc.

KJV Job 14 is the best prose ever written

>actually caring about "muh plebs" instead of just getting on with your life

>Entertainment isn't supposed to make you think
This is true.

Entertain, as in, provide amusement. When someone says this, it implies that their amusement is thoughtless. A thoughtless "diversion" is boring to a person who enjoys thinking.

Of course man is greater then the demons for the simple fact that demons are constrained by mans vices whereas man can exceed vice by acts of virtue.

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>I enjoy mostly sci-fi and fantasy
>dickens is overrated
>I don’t need books to be smart
>recommend me good Japanese light novel

>Freud was wrong

They spout despite never picking up a psychology book or knowing anything relating to the field.

Jews hate Jews, the bible is a product of Jewish self hatred

>watch a documentary for two hours and call it thoughtful entertainment.
vs
>study intensely a book for one hour and a half and then do some dumb shit to relax.

Which one will make you smarter?

Freud was literally making shit up.

It's clearly Solomon's homage to wisdom.

>I wrote a book but it hasn't been published

>muh freud
>muh psychology is science

But Dickens is overrated.

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>I only read literature from the XIX and XX centuries

>I've read the Bible more than once
>God is real
>Theology is a legitimate discipline to study

>dude thinking is just making shit up lmao

>the old testament isnt the only part of the bible worth reading yknow

>is a member of a facebook writing group

I swear, I'm still in these fucking things because all the mouth-breathing retards literally asking for ideas is hilarious.

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