"And this is my daughter's room. Shes quite the book lover."

same. pretty sure i got them in a used book, or through a crack in the window screen. i've had one cuddle up to my as i was trying to sleep. dis gust ing desu

silverfish don't live in kindles nor nooks

thanks i'll just throw out my entire library thanks for that m8

no need to thank me, thank amazon

>mfw i found out jeff bezos spends all his days shitposting on Veeky Forums

Pussy must stink. Fuck that loser whore.

the downside of no ereader

I only have silverfish in the bathroom, and thats very rarely. What the hell do people do to get them to live in their books?

>kino
ima need you to stop appropriating /tv/-culture your privileged fuck

>and this is my professor's room. he's quite the linguist.

absolutely disgusting

they eat the starch in the paper, or rotting wood in bathrooms.

>By daughter I mean my son. He's transitioning. Kids these days...I wish I knew what went wrong. What I did wrong.

FUCK OFF SHILL

They dont live in shills, either.

Holy....

CLEAN

It's a warning sign if a girl reads. You'll never be able to keep her with her incessant need for entertainment. Boring girls are so much easier.

WE

You could always write for her?
Write her a YA novel tailored to her with you as the dazzling vampire outcast or whatever.
And when she grows older you get the role as devious and beautiful rogue who takes her with love, and with force.
You can at least write at YA level right?

>appropriating /tv/-culture
we're all pseud crossboarders m8, we can say kino

I didn't know about silverfish before, so these anecdotes crowded my brain with pure abjection.

Even looking them up, I'm in a mood now where all biology, even my own, disgusts and frightens me.

I slept on an old camping mat for the better part of a year once. One day I flipped it over and the underside was crawling with silverfish. The things darted every which way before I could react.

...very disquieting

So Jewish (the mess)
youtube.com/watch?v=CIQp31Oyn70

WUZ

I-I never knew silverfish existed until now, that's fucking disgusting

I think they’re cute

They're pretty common in older buildings and bathrooms. They get mistaken for centipedes by a lot of people.

Truly God hates us

How do large libraries prevent silverfish infections?

silverfish are cuties desu~

>They inhabit moist areas, requiring a relative humidity between 75% and 95%. In urban areas, they can be found in attics, basements, bathtubs, sinks, kitchens, old books and showers.

Make sure your books are not in a humid location. I would start with this.

>tfw this is me
>NEET for six months since quitting my job
>had a boyfriend who I met from Tinder but he ghosted me
>sit all day in my onesie drinking exotic teas and reading books
>masturbate several times a day
>fart into the ground and try and trap the air so it goes straight into my cunt
>shave all my pubic hair and cry because there's nobody to fuck me
>keep shouting at my parents because they wake me up early and I'm terrified of ageing poorly due to lack of sleep
>considering giving in and just fucking some random older guy from a bar or something

Please post your titties.

>requiring a relative humidity between 75% and 95%

Thank fuck I'm living on a dry steppe

>Trap farts in pussy
Oh shit I thought that was just me

Also I've never had problems with silverfish but I was cleaning my shelves and found a swarm of lady bugs behind the books

>tfw room is an absolute tip
>tfw you spin around on your desk chair and knock a stack of monster cans and a wine bottle

Why is cleaning your room so hard?

>Trap farts in pussy

Explain how this is an enjoyable activity

>t. Count Olaf

You're sitting on the ground RIGHT next to the chair. I mean it's RIGHT there and you're even leaning on it a bit. What the fuck

Twice the braps my dear

borax and permethrin. dust everything, and put bowls of borax beneath feet of bookcases/around base. freeze whatever the fuck you got them in. they're attracted to moulds especially, so if you're storing your books in a humid space, stop with that shit. if i have to tell you a windowsill is a humid place i hope the silverfish eat you in your sleep
silverfish defense force please go, you are an abomination and need to be scrubbed from the earth.

Gross

better posture and more warmth from fire on your back

>fart into the ground and try and trap the air so it goes straight into my cunt
my image of women will never be the same anymore

that's daddy's chair

it is most likely a trap... tread carefully

wtf im gay now??

>fart into the ground and try and trap the air so it goes straight into my cunt

why do I feel like this should gross me out more than it does

This is why I always purge my shelves every few years. I get rid of dozens of books I've read and hated, or books I'll just never end up reading or rereading, or I no longer have interest in.

>Lmao I bet she hasn't read a single one. What a thot

You have no chance of fucking her.

>purchase Oxford Library of English Poetry 3-Volume Box Set from charity shop for £2
>in surprisingly good condition, likely never actually read just kept on shelf
>pull books out of box
>colossal spider corpse emerges

...

>probably your daughter take naked pics holding a book to show how sexy and smart she is

This didn't really happen right

It's a painting dude. She can't hear you. Not even if you capslock.

It is not

>sweats
>"m-my name is a-a-non, what is yours? and what are you r-reading there?"
>swallows loudly

What's a colossal spider for a fucking britbong? 4 cm?

Spiders eat silverfish. They are silent and they don't damage books.

That's right, around the size of your penis

All hail the children of Ungoliant

>reading for entertainment

If British women are spooked by something that tiny I'd better move over there ASAP

That depends, does it have 8 legs and 120 eyes?

SILVERFISH

Not technically, but I could shape my pubes into a spider

r8 my cave

uni room btw

pleb/10
>smoking the herbal jew
end your life

>the herbal jew

listen to yourself my man

>he doesn't know
why do you have two tops for the same grinder, anyway?

you're so generic you're probably a google mashup

Melissa Broder is on Veeky Forums??

Anyo

>he's retarded

oh

>>fart into the ground and try and trap the air so it goes straight into my cunt

This is the most stimulating thing I've ever read on Veeky Forums.

I'm one with the universe. I can see everything now.

If the room is that messy then her vagina smells like an Armenian coal miner.

>silverfish exist
I thought it was just a Minecraft thing, what the fuck

Looks comfy, just clean it up. Do you have any windows
>that weed
Disgusting man. Smoke it outside, at least

>fart into the ground and try and trap the air so it goes straight into my cunt
Christ

Women are animals

>all those books
>probably just a bunch of shitty fiction
I've never met a woman with good taste

They all look carefully arranged to me. A real person would have boxed the shit they didn't plan on rereading.

>wake up
>daughter is an ant
what did i mean by this?

I doubt you meet much women in general.

You remind me of my alcoholic best friend from younger days. Hang in there, baby!

some screencap this then post it on /r/greentext/

>fart into the ground and try and trap the air so it goes straight into my cunt

that's going in my diary for today

2/10 I replied

Got ghosted last year by a qt girl who liked Blake, Eco, Dostoevsky etc.

>legit asks if I'm her dream guy and asks me out
>couldn't bc I had to finish two uni essays in 3 days
>ask her if she wants to do something next week, and instead of saying she's busy she just says she doesn't want to
>days later, likes one of my fb posts and I message her again, only to be left on seen and deleted the next day

Women are strange brahs