-Your religious denomination

lapsed catholic
american english
pretty sure both bibles I own are RSV. Not really familiar at all with any others except some very small familiarity with kjv.

>Catholic
>English
>Douay-Rheims/NABRE Catholic Edition

>Non-denominational (might jump on Anabaptism tho)
>English
>Young's Literal

>Agnostic atheist
>Spanish
>King James

>calling yourself a christian
>not being catholic
Pick one.

>It is possible to be still cruder without sacrificing much reality. When considered as rigid designations, Atomization, Protestantism, Capitalism, and Modernity name exactly the same thing. In the domain of public policy (and beyond it), privatization addresses the same directory.

>none; atheist
>scottish
>haven't read it, don't intend to either

Athiest
Hebrew
תנ"ך, באישור חב"ד

>-Your religious denomination
I am
-Your native language
English
-Your favorite translation of the Bible
I haven't written it yet

>-Your religious denomination
Catholic
>-Your native language
Lithuanian
>-Your favorite translation of the Bible
New American Standard

Pure autism

>christfags are evil
>babylonian
>any version because its all the same garbage

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>the kind of Evangelical where denomination is a dirty word
>English
>Recovery version
I have a number of different ones at home.

>agnostic but close to "Tolstoyism"
>Russian
>Russian Synodal Bible

>Anabaptist
>Pacifism
No.

Mormon
English
King James

>Orthodox-Gnostic
>Romanian
>King James

I know, but I enjoy it for literary concerns. Otherwise I go to a Russian or Romanian source.

Polytheist
French
Bible de Jerusalem

Literally the only time they've ever been violent is during the Munster rebellion and the immediate times following, and even back then nearly every major Anabaptist leader completely disavowed it and called them false followers of the core teachings. It's like saying Jews are polytheistic because some extremist fringe weirdos adopted Paganism and just worked their own god into the pantheon. Nowadays you'd be hard pressed to find an Anabaptist who would even practice self defense.

>Recovery Version
>"In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. But the earth became waste and emptiness"
>"that everyone who believes into Him would not perish"
What the hell?

>Presbyterian
>Lingala
>ESV

>Thinks agnostic is a thing

Roman Catholic
English
NABRE

Why would you say that it isnt?

I am legitimately curious.

Theis denotes belief.
Gnosis denotes knowledge of said belief.
the prefix a- denotes 'without' or 'not'.

Everyone is an (a)gnostic (a)theist. Delete the prefix as appropriate.

When most people call themselves agnostic they means they're "not sure if they believe in a deity/deities. This simply means they don't have a positive belief and are therefore agnostic atheists.

>Catholic
>English
>Ignatius Bible (RSV-2CE)

Baptist
English
>implying I read the Bible

Zen Buddhism with roman/greek paganism influences.
Castilian
The Jerusalem Bible

Atheist
English
I haven't read it, but the NRSV looks like the one for me

New Atheists keep trying to push this stupid view but it's plain false. I don't know how many hairs are on the President's head, that doesn't mean I disbelieve that there are exactly 10,000 hairs, I simply don't know due to lack of information.

>roman/greek paganism
Isn't that like the worst form of paganism tho

- Non-denominational Christian (I know)
- English
- ESV

Atheist
English
KJV (aesthetics)

>gnostic atheist
The Hidden God is so hidden he deadass doesn't exist and science is the demiurge?

This, but ESV (KJV is pretty shit I'm sorry)

Buddhist with Protestant influences
English
RSV

Jewish
Hebrew
Hebrew

wow look at those evil ugly kikes billionaires plotting the destruction of the whyte race, do you see that bruder?

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As an ex-christian, seeing memes like this don't surprise me too much. Can't you just accept that you're sinners like everyone else and get along with eachother?

Anybody taking Eastern shit seriously instead of social novelty is a gay fag

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>no self
scientifically valid
>karma and dharma
basically racialism and genetics
>maya
finite reason
>reincarnation
theory of genetics

you're stupid

That's actually why I'm non-denominational. Just being a generic Christian generally helps prevent the schisms from becoming a problem, though there are some people who look down on you even more for not pledging allegiance to any specific denomination, so it's kind of heads or tails. I also line up best theologically with Anabaptists these days which is why I mentioned that.

>Catholic
>Spanish
>Biblia de Navarra

>non-denominational
>prevent the schisms from becoming a problem
That just puts in schism with every sect.

Nah man. You're true neutral so you get welcomed everywhere. Most Christians are pretty bro-tier about dealing with the competition as long as you don't label yourself.