ITT: books that got you hard

LOL THE BIBLE?! GTFO

the blowjob scene in Looking For Alaska

oh yeah has the internal illness alaska suicide guy gone yet?

tfw you'll never be Crest Complete

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sex scene in 1984

Legacy of Totalitarianism in a Tundra

Lolita
In Praise of the Stepmother

The Japanese chapter in If On a Winter's Night a Traveler

Fathers and Sons, when Turgenev is describing the women, Anna Odintsova and her sister, Katya Lokteva.

My first formal encounter with Houellebecq, "Whatever", occurred about a year ago. It was precipitated by a general awareness via Veeky Forums and alt-right blogs. I read the book in a windowless, musicless break room at the grocery store where I am employed, over three or four days. I am thirty-three and I have never had sex with a woman.

Let's just say that it got me hard.

the part about lot and his daughters makes me rock hard.

Norwegian wood. The part with the student seducing the music teacher.

this

this but moreso kafka on the shore

Story of the Eye

Lord of the flies

The Last Kingdom when a priest rapes a 10 year old. It made me hard because I'm a priest too.

didnt mention what in that book sorry. the part with the pigs head

I hate that I completely understood and chuckled at this joke.

Should I just kms tbqh senpai

the 120 days of sodom.

A wild sheep chase when he was fucking the chick and all Murakami was describing was her perfect ears or some wacky shit.

Diary of Anne Frank

circa 2008

Naked lunch

The Gay Science and Ecce Homo tbqh

I honestly got a boner reading American Psycho the parts where he fucks hookers.

The Queen's Thief #1
caretaking is a fetish of mine, and like the entire first half of the book was caretaking, especially since the MC was a little shit the whole time about it, which made it even better. Hot. So fucking hot.

Have you even read it? The uncensored editions have Anne exploring her body and describing her urethra in detail, not even memeing.

Kafka on the shore's sexual scenes were fucking shite. I wish I could unread the whole book.

my diary

Confessions of a Mask
The Confusions of Young Törless
Kafka's diaries
Another thing: Is it strange I didn't get a boner from The Story of the Eye at all? But I was in some kind of weird sensual ecstasy at the psychic richness of the descriptions, at least for the first half. Contorting and moaning, spreading and splaying out across the couch... without physical sexual arousal. Quasi-erotic...

>lolita

Dhalgren is pretty much Mad Max but instead of cars just wall-to-wall orgies. So many boners.

Is it more, uhm, pleasing than Hogg.....

it must suck to be you
tell me where you went wrong so I know what to avoid

Child of God with the necrophilia part

Decameron
The Saragossa Manuscript
The Trial (Fräulein Bürstner)
The Golden Ass
Little Birds
Les liaisons dangereuses
Onze mille verges
Oh, yes.
"Le lait est pour la chatte."

>kafka's diaries
I was meaning to read that, mind elaborating?

This is kinda embarrassing but the first time I came it was to the audiobook of Dan Brown's Angels and Demons. It was the last chapter where the protagonist finally fugs the love interest. I was like 11 and I didn't know how to get my hands on porn yet.

I jacked it to the sex scenes in Birdsong when I was 12-13

probably still would desu

You don't need porn to orgasm wtf are you on about.

the prozess of civilisation by norbert elias. de sade, 120 days, but i was young in those days. baudrillard got me at least a half the way.

Every other page made me rock hard.

Houellebecq usually does

wat

Frog and Toad

Lolita. Granted, I was 13 when I read it.

That was so unexpected. I actually jacked off to that.

True there's some fucked up shit in old testament that made me wonder why incest porn is only a recent thing

This novel my older sister had which had pretty graphic descriptions of sex that I'm sure she used to get off that I stole when I was in my early teens.

I no longer remember the name or much that goes on within it other than a single moment. I'm sure it'd never live up to what I remember if I ever came across it again but damn it was something.

this
holy fuck i imagined julia so hot, even though i knew she wasnt supposed to be in the book that way, but who fucking cares

the bible
lolita
american psycho

lolita

Please name specific books in the bible. I don’t want to try to jack it to a list of names.

But yeah, Lolita and American Psycho got me uncomfortably erect.

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The sex scene in Mario Puzo's The Godfather literally made me cum my pants

>plebian: uncomfortably erect
>patrician: comfortably erect and actively masturbating

The Year Of Magical Thinking

All the Peter F. Hamilton books, some naughty, naughty stuff in there.
'That bit' in IT
Tropic of Cancer and Capricorn
The Godfather (the uneccesary side story about the girl Sonny fucks at the wedding at the beginning and has ABSOLUTELY NO BEARING on any of the rest of the book at least has some good dirty bits).

I like where the main character fucks the milf near the end and accidentally creampies her.

This is a book I'm missing out on/

Kafka on the Shore. pretty hot not gonna lie

Philosophie dans le boudoir
Fanny Hill
Diary of a Beatnik
lots of poems from the Greek Anthology (mostly homosexual in focus)

Not sure how to feel about this

Summer of '42
Flyy Girl
maybe 1984
maybe Typee
Stephen King has a tendency to write about sex, it's possible one of his stories did it to me

>Hera getting sexy in the Iliad
>All the talk if godesses feet abd fine ankles

I've actually only read the censored version back in school. May have to give the uncensored version a shot. My apologies mang.

East of Eden when it talks about Cathy's inverted nipples and being an evil slut

Gravity's Rainbow

The opening to The Picture of Dorian Gray

jesus christ