Why don't you just write erotica user?

I doubt Mommy is going to give 13 year old boys money to buy erotica

My mom wouldn't even let me buy a Runescape membership

if you're 13 and can't get your hands on porn by yourself, you don't deserve to look at porn.

>The Prince suggests that it doesn't matter how you achieve your position of power
I see what you mean but there was at least one chapter dedicated to explaining how older monarchs have it easier than newer ones or republics

How much do you need to churn out? Is it in a way fulfulling? Do you kind of put your soul into it? How much do you make? How much time does it take you per week?

And (forgot to ask) what kind of shit do you write and what demographic do you cater to?

Yes. The greatest example of bad erotica is 50 shades of grey. The author was a writer who plagiarized shorts from the twilight fandom on tumblr, built an audience, published and blocked all the fandom followers once success went off.

/r/eroticauthors

> Only Redditers publish their work

not him but General Introduction to Psychoanalysis obvi

i wish xev bellringer was a few years younger

>writing about things you're not into
you gotta step up your game user, or you'll never never become a contributor to the genre of
T-RECKED

>Implying I don't
You can make a bit of cash writing short commission stories especially if you'll do any niche fetish. I also enjoy contributing to my own community.

that's cool user. what are some up and coming niche fetishes to get in on?
i write well enough and god knows i don't suffer from an inability to conjure up depraved scenarios..

What about a billionaire who likes spanking a very naive virgin 22 year old? Give her a cute name like Anna or Ana or Anya. The billionaire could be Mr. Grau or Mr. Gris

dunno man, that's not that niche.
pretty much our diaries desu except for the billionaire part

It's just a joke. It's the plot of 50 Shades of Gray, Mr. Gray and Anastasia

ya i got that. mine was too fren

I am brainlet

Would you write under your real name or pen name?

well, my real name doesn't sound nearly smooth enough to work for this kind of throw-away writing
(imagine something like "Dino Cum Sluts Vol. 2, by Osama bin Laden", before that name became famous)

and i can be quite the brainlet too

What should my pen name be? I have one for my main stories, but I'm don't want to use it for porn.

I'll use what's a unisex name? Girls read more porn than guys.

I mostly write transformation and inflation smut. The only things I'm not willing to do are scat, vomit, and abdl. If you are willing to do those things there are some deviants with deep pockets who would be more than willing to commission you. Just write a variety of well written one shots and tag them properly to make a name for yourself. Check out popular writers and figure out what aspects of the fetish people like. Good, or even mediocre but tidy writing will stand out.

>tfw no mommy xev gf

>The Prince suggests that it doesn't matter how you achieve your position of power or wealth; the point is that you got there
Doesn't Machiavelli explicitly say that imperium without gravitas is worthless because people will scorn your name and hate you the moment you die? He uses the example of the Sicilian tyrant who killed all of the senators and the noblemen in one fell swoop and had supreme power but was remembered as a murderer and a turncoat for the rest of time

I know this feel user
In the realm of mommy porn you can't do much better

Ive tried to before but I always just stare at my screen thinking "what has my life come to?"

Kino.

i never knew about the finer aspects of publishing erotica/smut, so thanks for sharing and offering sincere advice. these sound like good ideas.
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>having a favorite porn star
are they just waifus for normal people?
why am I asking this on lit

normal people don't have anything like a "waifu", they have real people they have relationships with. the favorite porn star is just the one they find most attractive.

But I thought that they save porn of them like how /a/ will save images of their favorite anime characters. Do they defend them on imageboards too?

no they, get this, they have more important shit to do, it's unfathomable..

>they have more important shit to do
But then why do they watch enough porn to have a favorite porn star?

I've actually considered doing this. I'd consider writing it like a serious work of literature too, since porn is always better with a good story.

because everyone jerks off at least a couple times a week and that adds up to a lot of jackin'

Surprising, how this stuff sells. It's on Amazon, er christ sake.

i didn't know people like this were real, i though it was a meme
you've taught me much today, user

I write plenty of erotica and have plans to publish it. My problem is finding an audience who're willing to sit through a novel-length work. Most erotica I've seen tends to be short stories chained together by common characters or themes, but I want to write a novel with a plot, followed by more novels continuing the character's development.

Speaking of which, are there any decent erotic novels about older women having relationships with younger men, or going through some sort of sexual awakening in middle-age?

I've thought about writing one but, like, making it more than just jerk off material, setting it in Paris in the 18th Century
Idk, might be cool

"benis in vagina"- t. me

Once upon a time I wrote reams of erotica related to my fetishes. My disgusting, degenerate smut earned me a certain amount of renown, at least under my pseudonym.

Then I became more religious, and apart from giving up reading erotica, I also gave up writing it, because I realized I was leading people into sin.

oh my

Anyone know what this post is talking about?

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marquis_de_Sade

Just how new are you? Surely you've seen /a/ at least once, right? How is my existence such a shock? What exactly is it about me that is such a meme anyway? The fact that I know a thing or two about waifus? A bit about the board culture surrounding them? That I likely have one myself? Is it because I don't consume as much pornography as you do? That I do not have a favorite porn star? Is it my perceived lack of self-awareness? Where the hell do you people come from anyway? Are you some boomer who learned about /pol/ from The_Donald and recently discovered that Veeky Forums has other boards? Who are you to judge me?

Typing out these questions made me realize just how much I hate people like you; or at least, my flawed projection of you. You better actually read, or you have no fucking reason to be here. Not when I'm around. You have not even seen the tip of the iceberg that is my autism.

I'm not the only one you know. The degenerates are everywhere. You don't see them often because most don't post about their abnormalities unprompted; not like I do. They seem "normal". Their weird tendencies go unmentioned; bubbling just under the surface. They hide in plain sight. But if the conversation should ever veer into parts unknown, where no healthy, productive member of society dares to tread, that is when the darkness that lurks in the shadows behind locked doors will rear its ugly head; that is when the true nature of this website will reveal itself to you. And when you gaze upon their naked honesty, their truest self revealed through near total and complete anonymity, ask yourself: Am I one of them? If not, can I at least see some of them, within me? If you can't say yes to either of these questions, then, my friend, you need to leave.

why did I enjoy reading this?

all of these are terrible
shame on you, user

someone needs to Vocaroo this, and really do it justice

We're here to clean up the trash like you.

Beep beep, the normies have been here and we will make this site a safe space given enough time.

the marked seems already highly saturated i mean there is everything from tentacle porn to incest to alien fucking whatever the fuck. it seems like a huge boring effort that will probably bring neither money, nor fame. notwithstanding, once in a while, i amuse myself with the thought of doing it

Oh I remember that. Once an user wrote an ebook about a fat person being scolded by a Veeky Forums person, foreplay was about niggers and jooos, then normies wrote reviews about how shocking it was, and Veeky Forums laughed

That's as far as it got

There was an author who did it, except it was set in an alternate Earth that was a mix of ancient Rome and medieval Europe. Gore or Goar or something. The protagonist was Caleb Talmbot? and he went around fucking women and spanking them

Oh man I forgot about Gor, it is just fantasy BDSM smut. I wonder if there's still any Goreans still around, there were people that made a lifestyle around the books and were active online in the 90s.

> Goreans still around, there were people that made a lifestyle around the books and were active online in the 90s

I remember them. I would read their forums and websites and jerk off to that

I remember that. Actually, I remember the PG-13 movie they made of it that featured on MST3K. I never the read the books.

I want to find something more about bored housewives that fantasy adventures. Or, a bored housewife who gets sent on a fantasy adventure. That could work.

so this is xev bellringer? Is this part of a movie or something? If so, what is it?

I write comedy alternate history erotica. Stories about Brezhnev fucking Erich Honecker, or pregnant Anne Frank

i really want to, i think it'd be a nice supplement for my paltry income. don't really have the motivation to just sit down and do it though

B-bags of sand.

more like rice pudding

>You have not even seen the tip of the iceberg that is my autism.
my new favorite quote

that's kinda the point dum-dum
why you make me click pictures of taxis just to point this out??

I would look on my own success with disgust and disdain my own readership.

Isn't that the same for all writers regardless of genre?

not me

You aren't popular then

heh

I want to but I have super niche fetishes that get really specific and I was hoping to have a donations link online and for people to read my stuff and like it as much as me and throw a few pennies my way to let me know they're there.

>I have super niche fetishes
get on with it and tell us already

ugly

fucking nigger bumped a dumb thread that was next in line to be pruned. fuck you

I don't think it is. I think people like to imagine it is because they enjoy the tortured artist archetype - though it is certainly true for some (hopefully for authors of erotica).

And? Don't you have better things to do than watch which thread is about to get the axe? Your anger is pathetic, muchacho.

I do and am actually quite good.

I really want to write a short story and I have the idea in mind but English isn't my native language so it won't be nearly as expressive when I translate it.

sit down with 2 beers and plow away for an hour and a half when youre horny, revise once the next day, and publish that evening

Anyone who writes erotica should be aware that in

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Maybe if 99% of her videos weren't just above the waist I'd agree

writing style and behavior can be easily manipulated to avoid detection purely through text analysis

I'm NEET I just want a few extra bucks every so often.

then just write very literary porno my man. something like /ourguy/ joyce in his letters to Nora.

No, not for the amount you need to write, it can't. Not easily, and not if you want to maintain readability.

The worst thing about people like you is taking pride in having a kink and feeling special about it because you believe most of the people are "normies". Special Snowflake bullshit or whater this is.

I do, as a virgin that was molested when younger I found a release in writing erotica shorts, my name is Sarah Bellucci on Amazon, incest erotica, support me if you’d like as I’m a starving gal :/

be my damaged gf

The ultimate point of that rambling post was that if you are not truthful about or accepting of your own inherent kinkiness, even when you have anonymity, then you really should not be on Veeky Forums. It did not say anything about taking "pride" in not being a "normie".

I've made $155 so far in the month of March from the erotica I've written.

I don't. NoFap nigger, stop being degenerates

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