Hey Veeky Forums

watch this film desu

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holy, just blew my mind how accurate this is

Iwein

Tirant lo Blanch i guess

I am sick and tired of this. Every day I come to Veeky Forums, and every day there is at least one thread up with an OP image of an attractive woman dressed scantily and posing seductively. It's probably the same one or two people who do it honestly. Let me tell you something, you faggot pieces of shit who are doing this: you are the poster child for everything that is wrong in literature, art, and society as a whole today. You are incapable of coming up with anything creative, thought provoking, or of substance, and you lack even the smallest modicum of intelligence, so you use "style" and "flash" and pizazz in place of it and to draw attention to yourself, because that's the only way your SHIT "creation" and ideas would ever get seen by anyone. And before you say anything, this has NOTHING to do with the fact that I don't have a girlfriend. Anyway, I will be petitioning the owner of this website to ban your asses, so enjoy being able to post here while it lasts, because it's not going to last long, just like you that one time you convinced an obese girl to let you fuck her.

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>roasties
>medieval times

Pick one baka

sauce?

>no one recommended The Decameron
cmon guys.

Fucking Chretien de Troyes. Yvain and Cliges. Read the verse translations, not the shit prose one put out by penguin.

see and kill yourself you uneducated cretin

>tfw woo'd my gf by getting her to read the story about the monk, the abbot and the roastie
Also read the dildo and trap stories from Liaozhai Zhiyi.

Narziß und Goldmund is exactly what you are looking for, OP.

>The name of the Rose has a roastie scene.
Take that back heathen. That’s probably the best love scene ever put on paper. Prove me wrong.

The Witcher

Don Quixote when Rocinante and the donkey rest their necks on each other

Book of the New Sun. It's precisely what your looking for plus unlimited power complementary added bonuses

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came here to say this

>some novels set in medievil times about adventures and fucking roasties
Not outright medieval but "Raptor" by Gary Jennings might fit your bill. It's during the time of Goths, Romans and Huns, but it has more death, fucking, torture, gore and general depravity than you can shake a stick at. I have a German version of the American original that has been fucking CENSORED for fuck's sake, with the sickest parts left out. If you dont want to limit your request to medieval stuff but to historical novels in general I have tons of suggestions.

This might be pasta, but it is true. These fuckers want to turn Veeky Forums into another /b/ shithole where you can't turn a corner without hardcore fucking scenes blasting in your face 360º 24/7/365 for weeks and months and years. Argh

Pillars of the Earth

it's mark twain you dumb fuck

>no one recommended The Dirkameron

Source for a friend

sauce me up

you could always avoid going to 4 chan considering people post porn here a lot.
Or have a bit of self control

new pasta

you cant leave an image like that here without source nigga

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Fuck you mean?

>oh my gawd this bewk is shoo shchtyupid.

this poor girl is hanging out with the wrong crowd, she has the makings of taste but she's squandering it reading trash, she knows it's bad and wants to break out, she just needs help

I don't know who the actresses are or what porno it's from, but type in 'medieval excitement' in google and it's like the 8th result down, on "upornia".

'medieval excitement porn', rather, sorry.

The Decameron!

it's even naughtier than