One of these

I agree with this 100%. Brevity is the soul of wit.

Laughed at the fucking dine-and-dash man with the hat.

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Book encompasses many subjects that can’t be simply put into on image for you simpletons. I barley covered the surface of the book with those images. You watch anime and your like 19, I wouldn’t be speaking you child.

sorry, this needed to be revised.

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>revealing your insecurity
>your

>having to rely on pointless cliche observations for retilation

pretty comfy read desu

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Oh God, thanks for reminding me of that guy's extremely cringey webcomics. I remember when I was an uncultured swine of a kid and somehow had the idea that all webcomics were somehow deep, interesting, or funny -- could there be such a bad thing as a bad webcomic?

That guy's comics, however, were so atrocious that even I as a kid kept asking myself, "What's the point of these? They're not funny and they're not deep even though they try to be with these huge rambling conversations and pretentious diction". I don't remember the name of the guy's webcomics though even though I clearly recognize the drawing style and gratingly long conversations, so if anyone could point out what webcomic that is I'd be much obliged for some nostalgia I could have.

LOL

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smooth those skirts!

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These jokes have probably been overdone, sorry.

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I feel like the saturn painting in expected is actually pretty accurate to the got considering the cannibal basement part

Does anyone have one for Notes from Underground? I've seen a ton of funny ones for thar

Can someone share one of Infinite Jest?

seems pretty cool

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You mean to say
> Brevity is wit

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Intriguing

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Really? Xenophon was anti-fag in the Lacedaemonian Constitution.

Kek

Is it any good? I've had loads of people recommend it to me in bookstores, but they're usually genrefiction fags and I can not bring myself trust someone who only reads genreficiton at the age of 20+.

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Buying this solely on the basis of this meme

>retilation

oc

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SOLD

This makes me wanna read this

Finally, I can participate.

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it's just too bad you still have nothing to contribute

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I know this post is in jest, but people who think they're super smart because they can "see through" Holden's edginess and therefore the book is dumb make me upset.

It feels like if one's objection to Old Man and the Sea were simply that they think they could do a better job fishing than the main character. Even if you're right about how to pull on a line or whatever, no one will ever give a shit about /your/ fishing stories.

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Yeah, but where do the ducks go?

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This would make a better meme if you did the individual books of the bible

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they migrate in cold climates.
haven't you ever seen Fly Away Home?

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nope

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You make a better one in 2 minutes, faggot. Haven't read it years and i made that instantly. Actually just make a better one-- i dont give a shit how long you take

Name of anime?

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nah

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>elitism over the fact someone watches anime
>not a pointless observation tangential to the discussion
>assuming a poster's age as an ad hominem

Is that better?

do one for the rest of them

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First one I made

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Despite What that faggot image says, its a comfy read, but the constant references to western culture and the explicit and sometimes forced sex scenes can get annoying.

For reference, i hate anime, manga or japanese cartoons in general

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what the fuck kind of retad expect is that

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I'm sorry sir but are you retarded enough to tell me what my preconceived notions of a book should have been?

Yes, your preconceived notions are simply retarded.

fuck you I liked it

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Well I think you are a faggot

Man I really hate fishing, I'd rather hunt. A bad day of hunting sure beats a good da-...

This is pretty good. If you like M&D look into "The Sot-Weed Factor".

I know, I've posted this a million times. I'm just too lazy to make a new one.

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His book is actually good

>be confused by the image
>read first 10 pages
>ooh....

>your waifu doesn't exist

Lol.

Are you only in the first eighth of the book? There's plenty of Bizarrity in it, like the adenoid or Grigori. The weed smoking was negligible to me desu, and the sex jokes are actually erotica that gets me hard.

So this meme only applies to non-burgers/non-britbongs?

Basically better than expected.

Yeah, didn't take him long to revert to his true self.

I swear to G*d there’s one for Underworld but I haven’t seen it since I read it a year ago

Accurate

>democracy manifest guy
lel

What's the name of the painting below? It's so lifelike.

Houllebecq is not pro FN in the slightest

wtf i read this last month i dont remember any aliens

idgi but it's been a very long time since I read either of those

"Nietzsche is a marvelous antidote to all fundamentally anti-Biblical efforts to turn mythology into a kind of Bible, and that is the project of the Jungians of this world, or to boil the Bible down to myth, and that is the project of more or less everyone else"