Is Pernod the most patrician drink?

Seems like all my favorite writers were sloshed on Pernod when they were at it. is it a patrician drink or just a gay french meme?

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>just a gay french meme?
yes
ouzo is superior.

I prefer fernet. But that's because I'm a degenerate wanabe punk who'll never amount to anything.

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better than me. I used to drink ramazzotti unironically

Wog

uh, the term is POG

Absinthe is the artist's drink. I still have a bottle which I bought a couple of years ago but that shit tastes like medicine though. I lack the instruments to prepare it like the glass and spoon.

Water is the most patrician drink

>Hemingway's self-invented drink looks and tastes like cum

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You just melt sugar and tip it in, what are you talking about?

>my own cocktail is called "screaming blue lucy"
>as a finishing touch, slice open a chili and drop it in
>the longer it takes to drink, the spicier it gets.

>Drinking storebought wine like a pretentious homo and not drinking homemade wine/rakia made by your grandmother

I get high as fuck

Yes, I'm a french posturing philosopher, currently smoking a cigarette, dressed in expensive clothes, and I can confirm that any anise liqueur is the most patrician drink; Ricard, pernod and absinthe are where it's at. Raki and Ouzo are okay.

Someone tell me about Joyce's alcohol habit, how bad was it?

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>buy rum
>mix it with anything sweeter than rum.
Usually I mix it with coke, but I ran out of coke, so right now I'm sipping on rum and apple cider- the proper UK kind that's stronger than beer.

actually, I just got a good idea. I still have a bottle of ginger wine I got because I like ginger beer, but it turns out that ginger wine tastes like pickled asshole, I bet some rum will fix that right up.

averna sour is my poison

whisky is the drink of men

pseud

red wine is the thinking mans beverage

red wine is grape piss. It makes my tongue fuzzy and it's too much hassle for an 11% alc. vol.
Just blow my brains out with a sunrise made half n half with cheap korn

Are we really disregarding the martini?

>drinking literal poison
>not smokin the finest herb you can buy legally.

Its 2018 fellas cmon.

The patrician choice is not drinking but SPEEDING or nodding, or both at the same time

weedscum get off my board. Dope is pathetic.

real niggas do speed and sip lean to take the edge off

Yuck my dude. Why you wanna fuck your brain up like this? Addiction is not something to toy with my guy seek help.

Leave

Nah blood.

Stay woke my dude!

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I actually look like this tbqh.