Remote Viewing for a Girlfriend

uh bro are you retarded remote viewing exists already and it is called internet pornography like your OP jezebel pic now go the fuck back to /x/

This is absurd.

uh bro
>I'm asking for help to remote view for a girlfriend.
a very moderated reeeeeeeee and whatnot this is not literature. there is no literature about this topic.

Go on /x/ and learn how to summon a succubus

Uh bro, finding the physical coordinates of your dream girlfriend isn't the same thing as watching some dude fuck a random porno actress through a screen. One actually might lead to romance, the other leads to perpetual loneliness and brain damage

ub bro what about the little "book reccommendation" section or "feel free to discuss" bit?

Sorry some of us actually want to be proactive about dating—i'm sensing a very jaded disposition

Or Israel or South America

uh bro then maybe you should tag some dirtyfoot heifer with a gps dart or something and follow her around until she is your gf because remote viewing does not exist in reality sorry guy have a nice life IM OUT

>sorry some of us actually want to be proactive about dating

Dude, you're talking about remote viewing a girlfriend

As for remote viewing, no proof it exists. I don't know why you're convinced it's possible. I'd suggest just finding a meetup for literature and finding a girl there.

someone's hemorrhoidal

Highly recommend pic related OP. I don't wanna say too much, but it definitely taught me a lot

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>from Jungian synchronicity to remote viewing
Sounds like you should keep seeing your jungian analyst cause whatever you guys are doing doesn't seem to be helping, yet.

i bet your mother does't even think you're funny

Hshs

This is retarded. But goddamn I love to see the effort.

I normally don't ask this but,

Who is this jezebel?

uh bro it's just some random yuropoor with dogtits

I bet your mother is still deeply rooted in your psyche, bitch.

pure speculation

hey, I made you use invectives and periods

isn't that fun

not sure, screencapped this from meundies.com

ain't she cute tho

uh bro, more like ugh bro

are you a sausage, because you're the wurst

youtube.com/watch?v=38hiqW2E88A

We discuss real literature here, like David Foster Wallace and Dostoyevsky. Do you really think intellectuals like us believe in your psychic bullshit? No offense kid, and I'm really telling you this with best regards, try your luck somewhere else, on /x/ for example

a subtle nuanced approach to shitposting: i like it. most Veeky Forumsizens will actually think you're serious

The last sentence was honest tho

>ain't she cute tho

I'm lurking for a name if anyone has it.

i gave you the source, do the rest of the work

anyway, what are you trying to accomplish? she's almost certainly not in porn, and lalalalalila you will never get this

are you a rapist?

Anyone who posts on Veeky Forums should be smart enough to realize all this. I want her name for pics, for the same reason the protagonist in Metamorphosis has the picture of a model in his room. Pleasure and happiness, senpai, until I meet a real girl.

Good bait post though.

Found her, it's haileebobailee on insta.

pin-up girls were a thing of the fifties user-kun

also Gregor isn't exactly a paragon of courtship

anyway, a carrot on a stick won't ever deliver you happiness—anyone who posts on Veeky Forums should be smart enough to realize this

Good man

You believe that crock of shit?
I mean, I'd understand if you were a desperate country fearing A FUCKING NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST but you need to understand that your wishy-washy magicKKKK doesn't exist in the real world.
Stop being a teenage girl and grow up, even if it takes balls to do, wait, ESPECIALLY because of that.

>a carrot on a stick won't ever deliver you happiness

Not exactly a carrot on a stick, I never really had trouble with girls and rejected them myself. I'm more into marriage than dating. But beauty is a thing to admire, not just girls, but architecture, literature, artists, film, and paintings.

But I always appreciate someones advise, senpai.

>ha HA as long as i maintain poor grammar and a lack of punctuation i will appear aloof and sophisticated enough to resist criticism!!!!
Congrats Dumb Fucking Nigger, Your Veeky Forums Posts Now Look Like A Rupi Kaur Poem.... .

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The fact that the OP believes this is possible in any way is astoundingly stupid. Go back to /x/ where you belong. Jesus Christ.

That girl's cute but yellow is not her color.

a whole thread full of gullible newfags falling for the most over the top bait Veeky Forums has seen in a while
>Essentially, I want to use remote viewing to find a girlfriend.
how is OP seriously getting a 10/10 run on you guys with this? damn.

do you actually have a point or are you just mad?

Yeah man I'm really just trying to recapture the one that got away

almost four years now and I had a dream about her last night. Doodoo's got me fudged up family.

That's why I'm more interested in marriage than gfs. I had two opportunities for gfs in highschool, both were 7/10 shy Veeky Forums types. But I didn't want a ltr at the time, and they weren't the type I wanted to marry.

don't want to make the mistake of getting gf, only for her to break up and stuck in the same situation as you. I was born 200 years too late desu.

You don't get to wear Versace all the time, user.

eight chan dot net forward slash tulpa

>I have a pretty good idea of what I want her to look like
do ya? do ya have a pretty good idea? of what you want her to look like?