Do the kissless, hugless, virgins of Veeky Forums find it difficult to appreciate and comprehend romance in literature?

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>Do the kissless, hugless, virgins of Veeky Forums find it difficult to appreciate and comprehend romance in literature?

That is quite the assumption my friend. I love and appreciate romance and beauty to a great extent.

Dating and being with multiple girls only highlights what doesn't exist when you read about it. Virgins can romanticize the concept without being let down by reality; they're better off than the rest of us.

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This. Pretty sure we are even more interested it than other people

I want to stop having feelings for women. Any books for this feel?

Weininger

The only one of those things that I am is a virgin (technically, I’ve dine naughty things), and I hold onto that list bit of innocence because of my waning religious convictions and guilt.

chuck tingle

real talk: are these real suggestions

you tell me, user

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I just want to intermingle my soul with a womans soul in a way that we both understand each other fully. Is that so unrealistic?

As a KHV, I guess so? I can relate to the warm fuzzy feelings about love or having crush at least but anything other than that isn't relateable for me. Actually initiating a relationship, working on it, moving on from it if it fails. That just feels like reading fantasy to me.

>inceldom and virginity are synonymous
when did this happen? I thought that being an incel was a particular identity

Kissless hugless virgins are a very specific kind of virgin user

So you were cucked by BBC?

How do you do naughty things but still remain a virgin?

Normie-logic

Not unrealistic but don't think it will be in the way you imagined.

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Benis doesn’t go in Bagina, but other things have been done.
I guess in principle, as a religious person, im not a virgin. By normie standard I think they would say I still technically am.

Ok user

My uncle made me suck his dick when I was 5. I'm a straight guy and I have never had sex, relationhips and have never even flirted.

Am I a virgin or not?

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Yeah you’re a virgin, but in a good way. I’m sorry that happened to you user. I hope one day you can find healing.

what happened to the uncle? Did you ever out him?

Thank you.

I know that this is wrong but I never said anything. My family was very conservative, religious and prude so I had no to desire to or any idea about how to articulate what happened to them. The Uncles lives pretty far from us now. The that he made me suck his dick years back still doesn't sound like something that I could talk about with my family. It feels awkward and embarrassing.

you should kill him

Ok eben

Find him and beat the living shit out of him.

On the contrary. I just wish real life romance could compare. Oh well, maybe I'm just undesireable.

Kill him and kill your family too

Beat him up at least, preferably with som sort of object that would make it more painful

Pro tip: you’re not going to. Even Weininger and Schopenhauer admit this if you look past people dropping the harshest quotes. Shakespeare’s Benedick is one of the best examples of an arc of a man who claims he will never let love get to him. What happens? It does. “I’ll never give them the opportunity to cheat on me!” Compare this to Sam Hyde, who we even see giving sympathy to the man in love, in the RAREST of glimpses ([omitted] video is one case). Goethe’s Werther should be consulted and there is solace in knowing that you can actually forget about “women” in general, but if you ever find yourself actually in love with a particular woman as Proust describes it, THEN you’re fucked. If you’re actually freaking out about women in general, I.e. staring at girls and thinking that’s what’s holding you back, then you probably blame life on other things too and you would HEAVILY benefit from full out discipline: watch Sam Hyde religiously, start from the Greeks, lift, stop chasing pussy, and eventually slay that online 30 year old father figure when a girl that’s worth it walks into your life.

>letting Sam Hyde daddy you

Hinduism or Buddhism

Why does she look more attractive sad than happy
>imb4 degeneracy

because it's more genuine

This, with honesty. Hell, I'm a 35 year old KHV and I LIKE romance in fiction. Seeing happy couples in real life is what kills me.

how the fuck are you a KHV at 35?

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Romance is one of my favourite themes

Well, I started to read seriously a year ago and in terms of fiction I have only read Dostoyevsky so far. I would say "love" in his novels wasn't boring as I usually find it. In fact I could relate to the Prince because he felt piety and not really love towards Nastasya. I felt this way towards a few girls before.

Unironically kill him and then make him suck your dick.

Virgins are the only people able to understand and appreciate romance. As soon as people are in it they can never understand, it moves to fast, their reason and emotion becomes hopelessly intermingled, they soar high on delectable phantasms, only to have their wings burn up in the sun and plummet to the earth, broken and alone wondering what happened.

The virgin watches all this from a distance, coldly, scientifically, observing the mad man screaming and embracing the air like a lover as he staggers through the desert. Just another madman for the virgin's analytic eyes to dissect, number and catalog.

neither kissless nor hugless nor virgin, but don't understand romance since i never enjoyed any of these things. i imagine that virgins have more appreciation for romance in fiction. books for this feel?

alternatively books that make me able to experience love/romance

It was impossible until I stopped watching porn and worked my way up from hentai comics into just starting to make sense of romance and to have appreciation for it. I'm diagnosed with autism so hentai comics taught me most of what I know about having feelings in relationships. I'm just a kissless virgin though as I recently got hugged by accident.

cute, but not enough to make me not want to die

Start fapping to 2d traps, then RL femboys, then cute twinks etc. You need to discipline yourself into being gay, it's totally possible but a lengthy process. I started when I was about 15 and discovered hentai, over the course of a few years I switched from a typical girl-obsessed virgin into a dicksucking faggot, it's pretty great.

I do enjoy well written romance. Clichè, bad romance segments or whole books are pretty much aimed at sex starved normies desu, so I do not get where you get that assumption. Fiction actually ruined real life romance for me, but I still like to come back to it.
Although I am not a virgin, so maybe I lack that one inch of bitterness. Very much an autistic shut-in tho.

I can comprehend it. It just makes me sad. I want sex and romance so much. If I could find a nice girl to go out with me or at the very least let me cum inside her then everything in my life will come into place. Once this black cloud over my head is lifted, this hole in my soul plugged in, I'll be more relaxed, driven and confident.

There's very little literature that deals with these feels beside Prufrock and Werther. So I just lurk amongst the robots and incels silently sucking up their rage and sorrow while smugly scoffing at how much more intelligent I am than these fucking retards.

These anons know what's up. You'd probably get involuntary manslaughter at the most

This. Memory is also corrupted. I used to look at my ex through rose-tinted glasses but I finally took them off. If you are KHV you are not missing much if you are only looking to get laid.

It's only possible ephemerally. And then you look back and wonder if it actually happened.

m8, sam hyde is fucking hilarious and I love his vids but he's not a fucking role model in any way. He's a dangerously depressed, bitter, and cynical, pre-maturely aged man. You'd do good to stay away from his type of thinking.

I’m engaged to my wife to be and I don’t have time for romance in literature

>I switched from a typical girl-obsessed virgin into a dicksucking faggot, it's pretty great
This is why I come to Veeky Forums.

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>tfw lost my virginity to an escort at age 24

it was a choice i should have made years earlier
i am more confident when i talk to women now
at least i can say i am not a virgin
fucking kill me please i want to die

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Have you had sex since then?

yes, with various other escorts
i've come to the conclusion that there is no point in pursuing women for sex when relationships are meaningless and you can just pay for sex anyways

Reminder that this isn’t r9k
Reminder that being lit implies having had at least 2 romances and 1 heart broken

But... sucking dick isn't gay.

I was born with a massively deformed dick.
Having been denied the right to love, I console myself reading romantic stories.

pffft
there is no way your dick is as deformed as mine
3" erect, botched circumcision and hypospadias repair left it with lots of scar tissue on the underside and around the head ridge. Urethra is severely narrowed, I have to dilate it with a catheter twice a week

Are you a virgin?

no, im

Having a relationship is an exciting experience, mate, you shouldn't deprive yourself of it. It won't make you happy for sure, and chances are, you will end up a more bitter loner than you were before, but still, it's an exceptional sensation when the centre of your inner life shifts to an extraneous person.

>3"
Fucking Christ, that's half a smartphone's length.

I am merely a virgin (have experienced romance though). I appreciate reading it though, so can remember what it's like and pretend for a while I am not fucked up and can love someone forever.

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I'm so alone that I have problems comprehending love and acceptance in reality. I sort of think that most people put up with me because it's their job.

just keep browsing 4chang, you'll be a faggot soon enough

>Buuuurp L-l-Listen Morty, I hate to break it to you, but what people call "love" is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, BUUURP Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are gonna do it. Break the cycle, Morty. Rise above. Focus on science.

XD

I don't care what it is, all I know is that it's absolutely wonderful. Is there a more transcendental experience than having a prime uncut specimen filling your mouth, its manly scent making you dizzy while thick sperm shoots into your throat? Penetrative sex is fucking boring compared to that.

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Realize that no woman will ever be as beautiful as Mother Mary, and devote yourself to God

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Read on women by stropenhower

Think of women as men, who grew out their hair and wear make up, and cut their dicks off.

You'll either kill your boner for good, or become gay. Take the chance.

Yes?

I would fuck the shit out of Mary.
Girl would be so pregs there would be 20 messias.

Pics?

What do you call someone who has had sex, is unlikely to have it again, and terrible dysfunction in regards to psychosexuality?

yeah, and if any anons are in the jury, you may be able to get a counter suit against your uncle's estate.

Where do you think we are?

>>>Implying all my married friends with kids the woman had with a different man aren't infinitesimally more miserable than I am

It is to laugh.

I've been kissed, but it was ages ago, I've been hugged plenty of times and I've held hands at least once in my life but I've never had or come close to having sex.

What does that make me?

no because ive had sex, been in love and done plenty of both kissing and embracing. i don’t know why you think this board has a high number of KHV’s, Veeky Forums has more losers than Veeky Forums, most of us are in college and have friends/gf’s

i am in "college" which means i go out once in two week for lectures. I am 22 years old kissless jobless virgin and i dont even read that much

Why do people on this website put a premium on sex? Why is it the end all/be all of human existence for you fucking people?

STDs and kids are a surefire way to make your life a miserable hell and what the fuck is the point of it all if you're just going to put your dick in a small rubber sock anyway?

most people on this board are not virgins you psychopath

A virgin.

i forgot to add: i study computer science, i read philosophy and french poetry in my spare time

Why are you pretending sex isn't an important part of human life?

It.. Really isn't. Its not a necessity.

Don't know if you're still there but discussing this sort of thing with a therapist is probably the most healthy thing you can do. Who knows how that could have affected other parts of your life? The state of things could improve dramatically and you could even get some real closure