Start a book

>start a book
>at 10% oh this is interesting!! wow
>at 25% the writing is so nice too!
>at 35% hmm I see where this is going...clever!
>at 40% ya I thought this would happen...
>at 55% hmm the pacing is kind of slow now
>at 60% I'll give this book a break and read something else...I get the gist of it. I'll just read a summary of the ending bits.
This happens 9 outta 10 times.
Wtf, I am PLEB

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Unrelated but I just wanted to say that I hate every single one of you retards and if I had a magic powers and could erase you guys from existence I wouldn't esitate one second

Not me pls

pls do

I wish God would erase me already.

the only thing you hate is yourself

Hmmm
I’m okay with this

I read a bunch of Keats poems while sitting in my garden and now I don't want to kill you anymore guys
>the only thing you hate is yourself
too true

>reading for the plot/pacing

Oh, oui oui, I would not 'esitate either, mon cherie

why do you shit in your garden while reading poetry

wot

sorry, I misread sitting

I feel the same way a lot of the time even though I know it’s immature and even though I continue to browse Veeky Forums. Veeky Forums is like a best friend you hate... they’re annoying as hell, you feel like you’ve known each for too long and hang out too much, because you’re on such an intimate basis neither of you feels any compunction in criticizing, insulting, and annoying each other — and yet, somehow, you can’t just leave, you’re best friends.

>reading for aesthetic sentimentality

>I wouldn't esitate

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If you have to ask that you're not gonna make it bro.

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> start a book
> 10% luck
> 20% skill
> 15% concentrated power of will
> 5% pleasure
> 50% pain
> 100% reason you just lost the game

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me too, don't know why i visit this board.

congratulations you realized writers are con artists with massive heaving egos!

uhh he does know he's drinking out of the chamber pot right

I don't blame you

Pseud detected

>I just wanted to say..
To people youd erase? Why?