So is harry potter the only book they ever read

so is harry potter the only book they ever read

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Why didn't they ban wands after Voldemort shot up Hogwarts what the fuck

Losing an argument like an autistic fuck.

jesus christ, and you can tell she made this sign right after someone on facebook told her "hey they armed teachers in that harry potter book of yours, right?"

>harry potter has replaced the bible and greco-roman myths as the common cultural touchstones

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And people doubt we need the Bible to fill the moral universe in people's headspace. This is where Athiesm leads; trite YA fiction ditacting the entire moral cosmology of the body politic.

>implying the bible isn't YA fiction

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we don't need the bible for morality, we need it for art

Yeah, fundamentalist stupidity is much better than YA Reddit stupidity.

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because to YAs Harry Potter is the greatest book series of all time

It’s fascinatingly disturbing, that’s for sure...

The entire Dolores Umbridge arc was like one ruthless satire of how fucking retarded these people are... I don't understand how they take such flatly incorrect messages from a book they've obviously read repeatedly.

Teaching children that a snake could talk is way worse than shooting them full of hormones and cutting their genitals off.

what is: Greco-Roman art

This but unironically

they did before, and the person who banned them was then gangbanged by centaurs

Given the opportunity of an emptied headspace, I'm sure we can do better than the Bible. I suggest the Illiad and the Odyssey.

name five novels besides the HP series and 1984 that serve as convenient allegories for modern U.S. political situations

If the teachers hadn't been armed in the last book everyone would have died

>fiction
lmao

At least one is tied to the past

fantastic post

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Neither relate to us politics

>that Revelations sucking the Old Testament up

I used to think the jokes about crazy adult hp fans were exaggerated

And they couldn't be more wrong

Why do neocommies love Harry Potter?

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>people who don't like the system and feel threatened by it advocating for guns to be taken away
WHENEVER GOVERNMENTS BECOME DESTRUCTIVE OF THESE ENDS, IT IS THE RIGHT OF THE PEOPLE TO ALTER OR ABOLISH IT

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This one is just sad, I feel bad for these kids

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how likely is it that this kid is raised by a single mom?

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>making fun of children not wanting to be killed
>while being a fat disgusting unwashed manchild dependent on his parents
what did /polit/ mean by this?

>making fun of children not wanting to be killed
Nice way of saying wanting to limit your right to arm yourself

Harry Potter is a book that a lot of people have read. Like, a lot. It's easy to reference because you can be quite certain that almost everyone who sees it will understand it.

No we're making fun of children for blaming guns and wanting to strip rights away because of their feelings while simultaneously making fun of them for only ever having read a single book in their lives and thinking that that book holds some deep philosophical value. Liberal chuckle-fucks who support them can fuck off as well. The Communist revolution can't come soon enough.

>defending liberal looney tunes that base their worldview on YA fiction

It's certainly a great way to get epic lereddit upvotes for these oh-so-clever signs. Fuck Drumpf and white people btw.

Sorry senpai, I just want to be able to defend myself from the government if it goes tyrannical.
>mmmmuh drones and attack helicopters
Vietnam