Summarize books in one sentence

The judge was a real jerk!

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I think jerk is a bit of an understatement

100 years of solitude:
>dude a 400-page anecdote.

Wahh - everyone sucks but I’m too beta to do anything about it.

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let's make a godlike AI, what could possibly go wrong?

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Wahh - everyone sucks but I’m too beta to do anything about it.

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He's like 17 or something, ffs.

Night by Elie Wiesel
>bro i havent eaten in days, which means im in prime form to run a marathon barefoot in the fucking snow

Wahh - everyone sucks but I’m too beta to do anything about it.

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i see you have a refined taste in comedy, nice.

It's a bit sad that Norm only reads the Russians. He's missing out.

Norm's favorite American writers are actually Cormac McCarthy and Alice Munro, so he's most likely read BM.

I feel like he wouldn't care for Pynchon at all.

pyncon contradicts christianity

Norm is a bit weak in that area.

Munro is Canadian

oh no, she didn't say what she actually meant?

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Damn, I'm not a Nietzschean superman unencumbered by traditional moral qualms after all.

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kidding me? he's a Pynchon fanatic!

Caddy smelled like YES BENJY WE KNOW

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hello strange intelligent humans with weapons we don't understand we're foolish placid neanderthals do you want to be friends with us

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just relax said society
look what sickness we've achieved
you can check out any time you like
but you can never leave

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let's get a drink

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I want to quit my job but my boss won't let me!

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Alexander the Great started leading armies at 16.
Holden is kind of a bitch.

Lol

Revenge may have been a mistake.

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it's all in your head bro

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come at me life is that the best you got

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dude life is like pointless and shit

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We drew lines on the ground but erased the lines between ourselves xD

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Killing yourself is badass!

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[autistic screeching]

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I recently bought blood meredian. What am I in for bros? Also, is it difficult to read as a non-native?

Wahh - everyone sucks but I’m too beta to do anything about it.

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Didn't he add a few lines in later editions telling the reader to "Don't be like me" and "Have will to live"?

The Judge did nothing wrong. Glanton and The Kid only had to listen to him.

Lots of violence and killing. The lack of punctuation might through you off, but it uses simple English for the most part.

This is good

You're right we should all be leading armies at 16 just like Alexander the Great. And, ha, yes! Bitches we were for not!

depressed japanese chicks are sexy

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