Reads Nietzsche once

>reads Nietzsche once

Attached: war machine.jpg (600x600, 131K)

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=XB3-hIZETLQ
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

He looks like a giant greasy toddler.

His wife is a pornstar and he beat her up so bad he is probably going to jail. It is called cuckrage.

>Garden of Life

that's where I get my vegan protein powder lol

War Machine maintained a prison blog[54] with the assistance of a friend who typed out handwritten notes provided by War Machine.[55] On his blog, War Machine reportedly claimed that "The oppression of MEN is worse than oppression of Jews in Nazi germany, worse than the slavery of Blacks in early America" [sic].[56]

Attached: 4.png (112x106, 20K)

>"The oppression of MEN is worse than oppression of Jews in Nazi germany, worse than the slavery of Blacks in early America
A pornstar wasn't the best choice I guees.

>36 years before possibility of parole
>wife still looks fine
He would've gotten less if he murdered her

that's a bit excessive isn't it

I wonder what she did to get beat up. I have enough experience with women to know that every "victim" of abuse at least partially deserved it because they will intentionally push your buttons and aggravate you in a way that only a woman would do because they haven't been beaten up before.

He beat up another guy too, so she was probably cucking him

Ahhh, women, they make the highs higher, and the lows more frequent. N paraphrase

She's a porn star. Her career was based around cucking him.

So much for alpha, sounds like he did nothing wrong though

Attached: 1520470839565.png (625x626, 100K)

little late on that one.. he was convicted and sentenced to 36 years

She fugged another guy outside her job as a pornstar, if memory serves correctly. It might also have something to do with Veeky Forums putting him on edge

Attached: IMG_0635.png (1314x588, 233K)

they were never married, he broke into her house months after they broke up
why is there so much misinformation about them?
where does it come from?
they broke up
he then broke into her house months later
you just completely projected your own pathetic revenge fantasy
they were broke up and had been for months
why do you lie?
see above
they were never married
they broke up
months later he broke into her home
why do you do this?

Lol there was a pretty good joke about how he beat up his pornstar gf. Went something like:
>so he beat her up for fucking other guys?
>sounds like they were both just doing their jobs
Not as funny as I remembered I guess

That pretty funny desu

Why do
You
Talk like
This?

Attached: 1503827588005.png (308x314, 74K)

Yeah I remember laughing my ass off to this joke. It probably helped that it had just happened. Still funny, just not laugh out loud funny anymore

he tried to rape her but he couldn't get hard
Imagine that
>be alpha MMA fighter, peak of masculinity
>find your hot bitch of a wife cucking you with a nerd twig
>break him in half and smash her whore face in
>try to rape to recover your lost masculinity
>you can't get hard
Can you imagine something more emasculating than that? Imagine that fucking idiot trying desperately to jerk himself off to get hard enough to do the deed, while he sees shiny, droplets of semen dripping off her wife's pussy.

why do you put a space after the backlink?
like
this?
you fucking reddit faggot

How is that associated with Reddit?

>her wife's
Didn't notice this was pasta until this. Nice one.

We hate women here, so naturally we want to believe that they are to blame for everything. So, fact is that she deserved it for being a cheating worthless whore who doesn't appreciate real gentlemen like us

shes a fucking pornstar who lives in vegas, of course she makes extra bucks fucking rich fags on the side, he should have became her pimp and demanded a cut instead of being a betabitch and throwing a temper tantrum (real talk tho this is why you should not drink alcohol after a concussion)

that isn't an easily answered question, as it was and continues to be a process of convention and culture, of individual assignation and general uptake that is hard to trace on a medium such as this
it's like asking 'how did watermelon consumption become associated with black people?'

You have to double line space when you enter a reddit comment in order for the text to appear as single line space after posting

Attached: 0bf90b78f26481b04d0de20d79bb6185ba0f2bd8e73220775a5080ee10b7ea5e.png (866x475, 78K)

That's not what he's calling Reddit spacing. He's talking the space between the text and link.

Black people became associated with watermelon because they enjoyed eating them and it was portrayed that way in popular media. You have no reason to associate a space between the text and the post link and you only do it because you've misunderstand what people originally meant by "Reddit spacing."

sometimes my posts look reddit spaced when i try to split it into paragraphs but they're short so on a widescreen it just becomes one long ass line, ive never posted on reddit i dont have an account but i do lurk the _donald sometimes to make sure i dont get tricked by nytimes lies

>but i do lurk the _donald

So you're a Redditer calling other people Redditers. Twat.

Attached: scotty.jpg (984x544, 145K)

'reddit spacing' is the use of two spaces between 'paragraphs', but most notably between the first 'paragraph' and the backlink. the convention here, on Veeky Forums, forever, has been a single space after the backlink, as you can see the majority of posters (except for you) doing.

hope he liked that pornstar pussy because he aint getting any of it for the next 20 years, dumb piece of shit

Attached: warmachine21n-2-web.jpg (750x580, 45K)

go away cam gril/cuckboy

and yet he still got more pussy than u haha

haha at least im not in jail

I want to date a pornstar. How would I go about that? I read French philosophy and literature so I think I have an advantage

ironically he didn't do anything wrong

not about books nor stimulates literary discussion, sage

I wouldn't fuck that nasty tattooed woman even if I got paid.

I'd lick her asshole for hours after she'd taken a filthy, reeking shit

Hike to California from wherever you are. By the time you make it to the other side of the rockies you will be mega ripped. Steal a kids skate board and skate into San Fernando valley, shirtless and muscles bulging, just a sleeping bad and fishing pole strapped to your back. Signal down a hottie and take your video camera out, ask her some questions and then take her to neareds construction site porta potty. Fuck her in the mouth then dunk her head in the dirty water. After thats done, start talking to her about Derrida and Foucalt, and she will be your GF.

What's funny about the "reddit spacing" accusation is that it requires a semi-intimate knowledge of reddit post formatting. It takes one to know one.

Furthermore I always reddit spaced on Veeky Forums ever since before reddit existed. Frequent paragraph breaks results in more reader comprehension. Walls of text are ignored. Research bears this out.

Attached: 345100342d794e12c31f4a0c8c0b3d84d177d3fb_hq.jpg (306x229, 12K)

She cucked him and was caught in flagrante delicto.

SUMMON THE LICTORS AND CAST THEM FROM THE Veeky ForumsARPIAN ROCK!

little late on everything

he killed himself already

lol he didnt die he's just retarded now

That seems a little steep for knocking the old lady around a bit.

do any of u dudes remember that boxer with a tattoo of huge chavez on his chest? that dude was a fucking beast, one of the nastiest punchers, but then he went nuts and stabbed his wife to death lol then he killed himself in prison

War Machine vs Jared Rollins is an absolutely fantastic fight. I'd recommend watching it even if you don't like mma. True spirit of Agon on display.

You've got it all wrong. He broke up with her and then changed his mind a couple of months later and wanted to get back together but she had moved on. Unfazed he showed up to her place with a wedding ring, intending to propose, and found her with another dude. He flipped out, beat them up and then raped her. He deserves everything he gets.

Fuck I remember this. Good times.

it was home invasion, plus kidnapping, plus rape with a deadly weapon but they probably really gave him that sentence because everyone was worried he'd get out and murder her...in my city when a black guy shoots another black guy dead in the street its rare for him to get more than 10 years, so its surprised to see him get life (that was the actually sentence: life with possibility of parole in 36 years, some states say life counts as 75 years for parole purposes making u eligible for after half time etc)

He has shorter arms than Artem. How is this even possible?

Attached: 624636458.jpg (1024x707, 150K)

edwin valero 26 - 0 (26 knockouts)

youtube.com/watch?v=XB3-hIZETLQ

no he doesnt. neetrex has 65 inch reach while war machine has 72. war machine's arms might be proportionally short but he's also the much larger man.

[Idea 1: user is expressing disgust with fellow posters] Veeky Forums is the last place I'd expect to see this meme posted. Have you not heard of a paragraph before?

[idea 2: Explanation of what a paragraph is] When a distinct idea is being communicated, it is generally considered good grammar to interpolate a paragraph break. This can be done by either an indent on the next line or by leaving an entire line between the paragraphs. On Veeky Forums and other online platforms its generally considered easiest to use the second convention.

[idea 3: He mad now] You faggot retards really just have to let this reddit-spacing meme go. Practically nobody double-spaces on the site and "reddit spacing" is an accusation generally only thrown at people who use proper grammar and considerate formatting when posting. I have also seen this accusation levied at such cases as: leaving a line between greentext and the normal text in a post or leaving lines between multiple links. These are not valid either. Consider suicide .

Attached: 1520135893186.jpg (867x873, 311K)

No, that's actually not it either. He found out about her insectoid alien heritage and lost his reptilian mind. It's all a big cover up.

>I do alpha female shit

No such thing as an alpha female.

Might as well come out as a dyke.

>reads Nietzsche once
>eternal recurrence
>reads Nietzsche infinite number of times

Best part is the guy he found her with wasn't even fucking her. He was her friend who was in a different room but he chimped out anyway.