"I guess you could say... There was a Crime & Punishment..."

>All in all, the spanish civil war truly an Homage to Catalonia

Orwell you hack

>Stop Raskolnikov! You committed the Crime & Punishment you shall receive!

>He was alone now. An Old Man and the Sea.
Ffs Hemingway

>I finally met him... the king of the rings
what were you THINKING Tolkien?

>he was genuinely epistemology the fountainhead of his craft

Damn you Rand

>It was really the friends we made along the way that made it a Treasure Island
yeah okay Stevenson

"I guess that was Jacques The Fatalist and His Master"

WTF, I HATE DIDEROT NOW.

You're reffering to the fact that prestuplenye literally means "to step over" and that razkolnikov refers to his actions as "stepping over" instead of calling them a crime?

>Oedipa settled back, to await the crying of lot 49.

you've gotta be fucking kidding me

>This is like 1984
Bravo Orwell.

>the year 1984 is truly an orwellian nightmare!

After all, the LAW against excessive wealth will do a great deal to encourage self-control, and the educational curriculum is full of sound rules designed for the same purpose.

P. 287 The Laws, Plato

Jeez, Plato. How corny can you possibly get?

>sauron
>sauronman
really Tolkien?

It also just literally means "crime". I dont' think it's clever or witty, it just sounds collocative and harmonious, like War and Peace.

>All in all, he really was The Sailor Who Fell From Grace With The Sea by Yukio Mishima™

youtube.com/watch?v=8CT4NqH6jWQ

To all those lurking, this one's actually real btw.

i fucking love this ending

“...And that was the summer I considered the lobster.”

David, come on now...

>Quoth the Raven.

Poe, you cousin-fucking hack.

To mark the paper was the decisive act. In small clumsy letters he wrote: April 4th, 1984.

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>And Uncle Maury sure was furious, and so full of sound!

C'mon, now, William.

This one is dope tho

>And when all was said and done
>Jesus went to Adam to tell him that
>His was a paradise lost

Fucking really, Johnny?

>And just as I'm sure that the water flows down from the immense, ageless mountains,
>so, too, do I know that the sun also rises and showers its light upon our lives

Yer really phoning it in there, Papa.

He hung upside down at the playground. The sky was somber. In it held Gravity's rainbow.

Really Pynchon? Really?

this actually a very good one

>and yet so I finally finished squeezing the last globule of sperm out of Moby's dick
REALLY Herman? You're going to just spell it out like that?

Was this when he was going over the anatomy of whales?

>"He is called Moby-Dick; or, The Whale."
why

No dude it was the very ending after they caught the cishet white male

>"Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Hoartio: a fellow of Infinite Jest"
David Foster Wallace, you base hack

"After all this, I was simply Batman: The Dark Night Rises: The Official Novelization (Movie Tie-In Edition)"

absolute joke

>Upon opening the bedroom door Bart and Lisa couldn't believe their eyes. It truly was Homers Odyssey
I don't believe this shit

>and that's how the life of a stoner looka like
Really John Williams?

this is good

I always belived this was the one that started this meme.