Stoicism is dead

>stoicism is dead

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and reddit killed it

So accept it.

>pick up some stoic philosophy
>le women like mature men!
Fucking LOL

Aww, someone's been browsing self improvement forums and /r/TheRedPill!

FUCKING LMAO. Here's a REAL redpill: while you spend your youth reading books about "stoicism", studying hard at college and gymcelling, CHAD spends his LITERALLY BANGING YOUR ONEITIS.

Easily the most absurd lie of /r/TheRedPill and other "manosphere" (fucking lmao) forums is how they've convinced themselves that men somehow peak in their 30s or 40s. LMFAO. Men, like women, peak at the age when they LOOK THE BEST, around 20 for men and 16 for women. THAT is the age when they have the perfect balance of hormone levels proportional to YOUTH. Take it from someone who knows, your delusions are BULLSHIT. LIFE DOES NOT GET BETTER IF YOU "WORK HARD", LMFAO.

SURE, when you're in your 30s women MAY seek you to fulfill a BETA PROVIDER ROLE, but that's because they KNOW YOU HAVE NO OTHER OPTIONS. Even at that age they STILL lust for Chad's RAW, VIRILE POWER. And believe me, with Tinder and the other apps these days? Even MIDDLE AGED HAGS can get their fix of low inhibition, good looking 20 year old bad boys. NO AMOUNT of WORK will give you HEIGHT, FACE or FRAME.

>virtue ethics

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You have to go back

I see you don't frequent the Art of Manliness, sir!

>tfw too weak to be a stoic

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>tfw too weak to live

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my friends laughed at me because I pronounced it "StOYk"

kek

pleb

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stoicism is the philosophy everyone wants they're son to live by.

90% of 20 year old guys look like children, if you're trying to be realistic at least say something like 25

Stoicism is ideological cancer for earth-blasphemers and general humanist-Platonist deathsacks.
Impossible. Stoicism is an ideology for the weakest of the weak. One cannot even be properly alive and be 'stoic'. Passivity is so easy.
Nope. Go back to plebbit, peterson suckoff
I have no son, but I have a daughter and may eventually have a son. Many parents claim they do not care what their children believe in. That is nonsense and always contradicted. I want my daughter to not forget that when she sees her reflection in a puddle or lake, that she is in that water and that it is in her, no matter what STEMscum and general 'dude stardust' humanists will claim.

>not being unironically Sturm und Drang
Grab life by the pussy fellows.

The scene dies, but its fruits are always available waiting you to taste them. Black Metal too is dead, but it gets resurrected every time I press play.

>stoicism is the philosophy everyone wants their wife's son to live by.
FTFY

Good thing at least frogposting is alive and well. If it weren't for these green fuckers I'd've killed myself by now.

just be stoic about it bro

can someone post the NEECHEE pasta?

Who hurt you?

i just nutted to your post, senpai

is this pasta?

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That is out of your control

You desire to LIVE "according to Nature"? Oh, you noble Stoics, what fraud of words! Imagine to yourselves a being like Nature, boundlessly extravagant, boundlessly indifferent, without purpose or consideration, without pity or justice, at once fruitful and barren and uncertain: imagine to yourselves INDIFFERENCE as a power--how COULD you live in accordance with such indifference? To live--is not that just endeavoring to be otherwise than this Nature? Is not living valuing, preferring, being unjust, being limited, endeavouring to be different? And granted that your imperative, "living according to Nature," means actually the same as "living according to life"--how could you do DIFFERENTLY? Why should you make a principle out of what you yourselves are, and must be? In reality, however, it is quite otherwise with you: while you pretend to read with rapture the canon of your law in Nature, you want something quite the contrary, you extraordinary stage-players and self-deluders! In your pride you wish to dictate your morals and ideals to Nature, to Nature herself, and to incorporate them therein; you insist that it shall be Nature "according to the Stoa," and would like everything to be made after your own image, as a vast, eternal glorification and generalism of Stoicism! With all your love for truth, you have forced yourselves so long, so persistently, and with such hypnotic rigidity to see Nature FALSELY, that is to say, Stoically, that you are no longer able to see it otherwise-- and to crown all, some unfathomable superciliousness gives you the Bedlamite hope that BECAUSE you are able to tyrannize over yourselves--Stoicism is self-tyranny--Nature will also allow herself to be tyrannized over: is not the Stoic a PART of Nature? . . . But this is an old and everlasting story: what happened in old times with the Stoics still happens today, as soon as ever a philosophy begins to believe in itself. It always creates the world in its own image; it cannot do otherwise; philosophy is this tyrannical impulse itself, the most spiritual Will to Power, the will to "creation of the world," the will to the causa prima.

neck yourself

>this kills the stoicfag

>Never say of anything, "I have lost it"; but, "I have returned it." Is your child dead? It is returned. Is your wife dead? She is returned.

So this is the power of Stoicism?
>my son is dead
>live like nature bro

And what's your alternative? Kill thyself cause muh sadness?

Be sad like a normal human being with emotions because you lost them, not "returned"

You are not entitled to have anything.