Gigs that pay >35k a year full, 20k part time?

I make 9.75 as customer service cuck.

Bargain a contract in which they fund your education for amount of years of labor.

substitute paraprofessional

>substitute paraprofessional
If it's what I think it is (Substitute teachers and junk), it requires a degree in my county.

Currently requesting help bullshitting up a resume to get hired as a debt collector; I could use the decent income (45k per annum minus federal taxes and social security -- no state income tax here --) to move out while I put together a plan to utilize that 2 acre plot.

Bump

man, that was the same reaction i had at the same age when i was playing a space trading sim game and took a loan...
This reinforced me to work harder so i wont need to take a god damn loan in my life.

Yeah, it's crazy. I originally would be going for free, but a perfect storm of bullshit happened and I'm in this really awkward spot that makes getting a 4-year degree damn near impossible for the time being.

My credit is already bad from my parents stealing my identity, and I don't even want to touch a loan with a 10-foot pole unless I already have the money to pay it off, as odd as that may sound.

Did the site freeze for like 4 hours for anyone else?