How did you create your first passive income?

3% a year? What shitty ETFs did you pick?
Should be getting between 7-12% a year if you're not retarded.
Some vanguard REITs and biopharma ETFs pay 16%+

How do I get over 10%?

>VUG - 7.59
>VCR - 8.97
>VNQ - 9.64
>VDC - 10.70
>VGHCX - 16.79
Google them.

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This is a good idea, how did you and the whore meet?

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>how did you and the whore meet?
She lived a few houses down from her when we were in high school. I would just grab her ass on the bus and walk her home whenever I needed sex.

She got back in touch with me two years ago. We hung out a few times and she told me that she was thinking of escorting since she's broke and couldn't get a job. I offered to help her out and she said yes.

She is the dumbest person I've ever met. I told her that all of the phone calls go to me first for screening and she didn't even question it. It took me ~20 minutes to write the script, and she stops by every week to give me head and a few hundred bucks.

The only thing I have to do is update her pictures every few weeks.

I sucked dicks until I had $2M. Then I invested it in bonds.

>VGHCX
YTD return
-8.84%

Average return since inception like 32 years ago, 16.79, also that -8.84 would mean this is your prime opportunity to buy it.
How daft are you?

How do you handle her getting clients, deal with robbery and assault? I know a girl i could do this to

>How do you handle her getting clients
Script that posts on backpages

>deal with robbery and assault
I don't. It's called "passive" income for a reason.

I mean if the clients call you how do you handle that? You're just a sex broker?

So Big Daddy Kane was wrong?

I inherited stock. The dividends weren't that much so I just put them into DRIP. I count that as income even though it isn't in the bank

>I mean if the clients call you how do you handle that?
Are you as dumb as her? They don't call me, I just told her that they do.

The only involvement I have with her is when she comes over and gives me money, and when I update the script to put new pictures on there.

>Are you as dumb as her? They don't call me, I just told her that they do.

Index funds, probably just got lucky

DRIP?

>DRIP

investopedia.com/terms/d/dividendreinvestmentplan.asp

You don't belong here. If you're too stupid for a 2sec google search, please go back to b/

Absolutely

>thinking that every ETF provides the same return year after year

yet you spoonfeed him

Nice.

What you gonna do if she gets raped or killed at some point?

Oh okay nice man, thanks for the info

Buy stocks that pay dividends.

First semi-decent amount
>Had 6k in a 3.25% interest account at 17
Spent a lot of that on moving out and not getting a job because I'm an idiot
Currently earn a very small amount in dividends from shares I inherited not long ago
Looking to start up a business soon that won't require too much involvement from me while I study

>How did you create your first passive income?

Bought some chickens.

>Literally less than market average

Does the real estate meme still work pham? How much money do I need?

I wish to become a man of means senpai.
>pic: related

alright, i want to start trading with ETFs

i saw that VNQ is about to drop. how can i profit from it?

Google "bigger pockets"

And the answer is "sorta" like 1/3rd of all single family home sales are to investors if that gives you an idea of how hot the market is overall

But you can still find cash flow and since other peoples rent payments are building you equity its still solid - prices arent crazy high or anything (well certain markets of course)

How much you need depends , you can start flipping mobile homes (lonnie deals) with a few thousand - dont listen to anyone saying no money down - due dilligence and closing costs and shit cost money

Yes, I'd agree with this poster with one addendum. Investigate real estate notes, they are the shit. Most of my income comes from them these days.

Everyone I know that's worth 7+ figures did either real estate or worked like a dog on their own business.

mad respect.

youtube

i dont understand why she gives you free sex and money

he said she's a bit retarded...

it doesnt make sense

this. you said phonecalls go through you, but you're not taking phonecalls, so how does she know where to go?

I'm not familiar enough with backpages to know, i guess.

Anyone know if it's possible to make money on facebook?

I started a facebook page recently for a niche community and it's getting traction. Is there ways to sell ads or something?

chin chin

>work a legit job for close to a year
>pay in $10 for the unemployment benefit over the year
>get laid off
>collect more in 1 week than I payed into the system

Web interface for unemployment in my state is EZ and the requirements to continue getting the benefits are EZ

>you said phonecalls go through you, but you're not taking phonecalls, so how does she know where to go?

you don't understand, he said all of the calls go to him first for screening

so the girl thinks all the guys are calling his number and he forwards them to her

but what is actually happening is he just put her number on backpage and they are calling her directly

so she thinks he is providing security when in reality he is just providing clients

Jesus christ.
The guys a bit of a cunt then.

kinda yeah

if someone was actually dangerous it would not be too fun

5dollars daily from hashocean. 1% daily ROI:
hashocean.com/?rid=374228
And there is this other site, but it's only 11 days old. 10% daily return. it did pay all four days i've been using it.
10bit.biz/

how much btc did u invest?
also how long till it disappears? i value my btc too much to lose them in some ponzi

...

Dividends

Well I guess it DOES look legitimate with all these icons

Literally my hero, i will now completely steal your system and begin a partnership of her lifetime.

>based real estate-bro

I've got two flats, I'm buying a third one soon. It's made me literally 95% richer than people in my country

>tfw 350,000€ net asshats

how did you get them in the first place?

JNK shares

lmao. so ruthless. I love it.

>hay guise past performance is a total indicator of future prices

Wow, who would have guessed that all those prospectuses I read over the years were all full shit?

I've got a graduate job since August last year, earning £26k. I've recently started putting £1k a month in dividend stocks since I'm still living with parents while I save, but I'm not sure if I should just save for a deposit on a mortgage... But then I'll have to move out anyway and won't be able to rent it out

>i dont understand why she gives you free sex and money
Because she's a stupid whore whose only skill is having holes. Any kind of intelligence that hadn't already been fucked out of her was killed when she used hard drugs for a few years.

I exploited her stupidity her for sex throughout puberty and now I'm exploiting it for money. Yes that makes me a bad person and no I don't care. This Veeky Forums and I can be honest here.

I for one want to know more about this user's life.

She's "cheating" you by getting return customers behind your back and keeping money from you. That makes it an even better scam because her lie makes it less likely that she'll call your lie.

i swear to god these things pop up every damn day
ponzi schemes must be a good investment

there's a new one that came out today called ahash and i had some fun with one of the customer service people who can't close the chat on you. pardon my autism

I instantly got ROI from that ponzi just from the fun I had reading that.

Picking up on a shitton of grass and a let high school kids flip it for me and comeback with the money.

But have a middle between you and the high school kid. Kinda like a human proxy. So it never comes back to you.

Damn, thats a great idea. I might try that.

I coded a forum spam bot that made me 250 usd a day on autopilot. I got banned after 6 months tho and now I'm back to making 0 a day. Glad I saved everything lol

What did it do exactly?

Make new accounts or something?

OR did you get banned form Google ads?

I was promoting Chaturbate and they banned me, I could promote another affiliate but I'm not sure if I want to keep doing this. Kinda scared of getting sued.

wait can you explain how this worked?

So fucking based holy shit, lmaoing.

Oh yeah when was the last time you heard of the Retard Murderer.

Why/how would you get sued?

here's one right here