How did you create your first passive income?

3% a year? What shitty ETFs did you pick?
Should be getting between 7-12% a year if you're not retarded.
Some vanguard REITs and biopharma ETFs pay 16%+

How do I get over 10%?

>VUG - 7.59
>VCR - 8.97
>VNQ - 9.64
>VDC - 10.70
>VGHCX - 16.79
Google them.

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This is a good idea, how did you and the whore meet?

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>how did you and the whore meet?
She lived a few houses down from her when we were in high school. I would just grab her ass on the bus and walk her home whenever I needed sex.

She got back in touch with me two years ago. We hung out a few times and she told me that she was thinking of escorting since she's broke and couldn't get a job. I offered to help her out and she said yes.

She is the dumbest person I've ever met. I told her that all of the phone calls go to me first for screening and she didn't even question it. It took me ~20 minutes to write the script, and she stops by every week to give me head and a few hundred bucks.

The only thing I have to do is update her pictures every few weeks.

I sucked dicks until I had $2M. Then I invested it in bonds.

>VGHCX
YTD return
-8.84%

Average return since inception like 32 years ago, 16.79, also that -8.84 would mean this is your prime opportunity to buy it.
How daft are you?

How do you handle her getting clients, deal with robbery and assault? I know a girl i could do this to