How do I no bullshit, just make money? I just wanna make money Veeky Forums

Damn looks like it's being a wagecuck until you make some capital to buy and trade, or selling drugs

>I became a consumer and fat.
If you're retarded with your money and a fucking glutton, no matter what you do you'll spend it all you fat fucking piece of shit.

How do I go about sucking dicks without getting arrested or am std? Hooking is outlawed in my state, so theres probably no websites for it.

I just need some quick, under the table cash.

unless you are born to relatively wealthly family, your chances of making it are very slim due to insanely high taxes and high cost of living all over western world. statistics simply show your chances are slim and your lifetime wealth is mostly determined at your birth

Start a click bait site and write stuff that might interest people.

Here's mine:
o5iri5.com

Dumb.

Drugs

Go to a truckstop.
Go to the mall and find ugly guys and say hey. What's up. Tell them that you're actually looking for new clients for damn near free because you're looking for experience and training.
The yes to no ratio is obvious. But a guy to guy situation. Some will say sure. Would help a bro out. Then ask him to step aside when no one is listening. Tell him the truth. Hey sorry man to be honest, I'm actually in a desperate situation and am trying to earn a couple bucks. Haven't really ever done this before so had to pitch a way to talk to you alone. We can go to a bathroom stall and I'll suck you off. Seriously I know it sounds strange but I need the money. Just shoot me an offer and I'll probably say sure.

Not so.

Elaborate sir. How do you promote yourself?