Who /grinding the micros/?

Skullbone
Skullbone

Who /grinding the micros/?

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youtube.com/watch?v=2En6Ig2Vz_4

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

playing with fake money

You da man tbqh

WebTool
WebTool

playing with bots, colluders, and vpn switchers

Reason why I only play live.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

old pic, also may have been chips in tourney, not even sure which client it was desu. All on stars now.
Oh it's you again. You seem to think these things negate increased profits to be had online? You can't multitable irl you dunce

TechHater
TechHater

Played from age 14-26 then hit a run of bad luck that never stopped. I'm 29 now. Gonna go back to atlantic city soon and see if I can't get started again.

I guess even the pros go broke, but I'm so jaded with the game.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

well considering how many times these sites get sued by players demanding their money back when bot rings are found out, it actually does impede profit. especially when you're playing against five people on a table sharing their cards

even then, the more tables you play, the less each table is profitable. it actually balances out when you play just one table compared to 24 tables. also, live, your winrate should at least be 10x higher than online.

then you have increased rake and the higher stake games no longer being offered, along with segregated player pools.

there's a reason you play with play money and there's a reason why i play with real money.

FastChef
FastChef

Where do you play?

Full Flush sucks
Bovada doesn't let me because I'm in NY, same with Carbon
America's cardroom is all lucky donkeys

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

You are playing with fake money.

/thread

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

I play Bovada and go to Mohegan Sun all the time aswell. CT resident here. Dont come to my state though unless you want trouble. Got it nigger?

Also WHITE POWER!!

Supergrass
Supergrass

tilted for 3 years straight
Wew lad, hellmuth would be proud

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

w.e..
Pokerstars and 888
it actually balances out when you play just one table compared to 24 tables
really!

Rakeback pros still exist, even with out highstake rake.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

youtube.com/watch?v=2En6Ig2Vz_4

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Rakeback pros still exist, even with out highstake rake

rofl

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

rakeback pro's still exist

You mean losing players propped up by the site they play on?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

break even or slightly losing, does it matter? It's all about that rebate money.

Spamalot
Spamalot

OP admitted to playing with fake money.

MODS MODS MODS

/thread

girlDog
girlDog

If you play on stars we can get a homegame going? Though I'm guessing you're just a jealous yank.

happy_sad
happy_sad

I play on Bovada and regardless why the fuck would I play for fake money? Im not a retard, unlike you.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

It really does matter. The rake is high enough to cause a lot of break even players to be losing players, and a lot of marginally winning players to be break even players.

Though, if you can't beat the rake, then it's not a game for you to play.

Try playing live, where you can face your opponent stacking you. See how much of a sperg you really are.

w8t4u
w8t4u

What are you trying to do? I play with real money, , you wind up merchant.

askme
askme

1 v 1 me on stars right now

iluvmen
iluvmen

fite me
see whats up
berried muh dik so far up dat ass
KING AURTHER BRO

Inmate
Inmate

Often play at the Empire and the Vic, online more profitable by far for me, where do you play?

idontknow
idontknow

sadly, jealous yanks can only do play-chippie home games @ Stars.

Thanks to Bitcoin, we're working on it...
America's Card Room
Betcoin
Bovada

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

How is this business related?

hairygrape
hairygrape

home games
i dont live in a legal state

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

1 v 1 me on stars right now

Methshot
Methshot

America's cardroom is all lucky donkeys
You need to learn stud hi/lo, user.
Even on a bad night, you accumulate mondo rakeback

Evilember
Evilember

no one offers stud hi lo anymore
caring about rakeback
not demanding a lower rake

This is how I can tell you're not a professional.

SniperGod
SniperGod

Its not.

Reported OP twice already. Hell get banned soon.

StonedTime
StonedTime

poker
a game of money
not related to finance

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Hellmuth during the cash games is the best. Add agonising as it is to listen to his shit, having Negreanu rile him up is better.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

How often do you guys use math while playing, every hand?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

I calculate number of combos in a range and then I can calculate my equity in the hand

whereismyname
whereismyname

Hang on, are Americans not allowed to pay online poker for money?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Nope.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Ahahahaaa. My fucking freeedooooms.

At least they can buy a gun from walmart and shoot themselves in the face.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

I know, our country is a total joke.

Emberburn
Emberburn

They can though. Played for money on bovada today. The fuck you retards on about?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Legally we mean.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Where in CT? Simsbury here. Want to meet up at a seafood joint and smash our dickheads together in the restroom?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

You can't play for money online 'officially' because the indigenous peoples we made warm with hand-woven smallpox have an iron grip on the industry, plus it'd be next to impossible to tax accurately because the freedooooms make online laundering very easy over here.

So, essentially in order to play for money as an American, you need to tirelessly strain yourself over and over, day and night, struggling with every ounce of energy you have, and install a browser extension.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Explain this "browser extension" thing.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Download any one of the vast number of proxy browser plugins for basically any browser you can think of
Wait an incredibly long 3 seconds to install it
Set to any european country

That's bout it

MPmaster
MPmaster

Bovada software is pretty terrible Americas Cardroom is usually the best spot for me.

Europe
Not just Canada...

do you even Pokerstars

King_Martha
King_Martha

Ok but how do you get paid if you give a fake address

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

There are about 100 sites which lets you use PayPal, and about 1000 which let you use crypto.

still doing online transactions with checks

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

So this is why every table i play it is 50% russian, 25% canadian

DeathDog
DeathDog

So I turned on my VPN and yeah, you can play online. I signed up for 888.

But they still only let you withdraw via check or wire, which requires a real address.

Where do they let you withdraw with crypto?

JunkTop
JunkTop

Google 'bitcoin casino' and you wont find a shortage of places

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

you usually have to buy time from another player...

is what im kinda talking about

Methshot
Methshot

anyone here do bit coin poker? unregulated and legal. thinking about that after i get good enough on csgopoker.com

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