Who /grinding the micros/?

Who /grinding the micros/?

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>playing with fake money

You da man tbqh

>playing with bots, colluders, and vpn switchers

Reason why I only play live.

old pic, also may have been chips in tourney, not even sure which client it was desu. All on stars now.
Oh it's you again. You seem to think these things negate increased profits to be had online? You can't multitable irl you dunce

Played from age 14-26 then hit a run of bad luck that never stopped. I'm 29 now. Gonna go back to atlantic city soon and see if I can't get started again.

I guess even the pros go broke, but I'm so jaded with the game.

well considering how many times these sites get sued by players demanding their money back when bot rings are found out, it actually does impede profit. especially when you're playing against five people on a table sharing their cards

even then, the more tables you play, the less each table is profitable. it actually balances out when you play just one table compared to 24 tables. also, live, your winrate should at least be 10x higher than online.

then you have increased rake and the higher stake games no longer being offered, along with segregated player pools.

there's a reason you play with play money and there's a reason why i play with real money.

Where do you play?

Full Flush sucks
Bovada doesn't let me because I'm in NY, same with Carbon
America's cardroom is all lucky donkeys

You are playing with fake money.

/thread

I play Bovada and go to Mohegan Sun all the time aswell. CT resident here. Dont come to my state though unless you want trouble. Got it nigger?

Also WHITE POWER!!

>tilted for 3 years straight
Wew lad, hellmuth would be proud

w.e..
Pokerstars and 888
>it actually balances out when you play just one table compared to 24 tables
really!

Rakeback pros still exist, even with out highstake rake.

youtube.com/watch?v=2En6Ig2Vz_4

>Rakeback pros still exist, even with out highstake rake

rofl

>rakeback pro's still exist

You mean losing players propped up by the site they play on?

break even or slightly losing, does it matter? It's all about that rebate money.

OP admitted to playing with fake money.


MODS MODS MODS

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If you play on stars we can get a homegame going? Though I'm guessing you're just a jealous yank.

I play on Bovada and regardless why the fuck would I play for fake money? Im not a retard, unlike you.

It really does matter. The rake is high enough to cause a lot of break even players to be losing players, and a lot of marginally winning players to be break even players.

Though, if you can't beat the rake, then it's not a game for you to play.

Try playing live, where you can face your opponent stacking you. See how much of a sperg you really are.

What are you trying to do? I play with real money, , you wind up merchant.

1 v 1 me on stars right now

>fite me
>see whats up
>berried muh dik so far up dat ass
>KING AURTHER BRO

Often play at the Empire and the Vic, online more profitable by far for me, where do you play?

sadly, jealous yanks can only do play-chippie home games @ Stars.

Thanks to Bitcoin, we're working on it...
>America's Card Room
>Betcoin
>Bovada

How is this business related?

home games
i dont live in a legal state

1 v 1 me on stars right now

>America's cardroom is all lucky donkeys
You need to learn stud hi/lo, user.
Even on a bad night, you accumulate mondo rakeback

no one offers stud hi lo anymore
>caring about rakeback
>not demanding a lower rake

This is how I can tell you're not a professional.

Its not.

Reported OP twice already. Hell get banned soon.

>poker
>a game of money
>not related to finance

Hellmuth during the cash games is the best. Add agonising as it is to listen to his shit, having Negreanu rile him up is better.

How often do you guys use math while playing, every hand?

I calculate number of combos in a range and then I can calculate my equity in the hand

Hang on, are Americans not allowed to pay online poker for money?

Nope.

Ahahahaaa. My fucking freeedooooms.

At least they can buy a gun from walmart and shoot themselves in the face.

I know, our country is a total joke.

They can though. Played for money on bovada today. The fuck you retards on about?

Legally we mean.

Where in CT? Simsbury here. Want to meet up at a seafood joint and smash our dickheads together in the restroom?

You can't play for money online 'officially' because the indigenous peoples we made warm with hand-woven smallpox have an iron grip on the industry, plus it'd be next to impossible to tax accurately because the freedooooms make online laundering very easy over here.

So, essentially in order to play for money as an American, you need to tirelessly strain yourself over and over, day and night, struggling with every ounce of energy you have, and install a browser extension.

Explain this "browser extension" thing.

>Download any one of the vast number of proxy browser plugins for basically any browser you can think of
>Wait an incredibly long 3 seconds to install it
>Set to any european country

That's bout it

Bovada software is pretty terrible Americas Cardroom is usually the best spot for me.

>Europe
>Not just Canada...

do you even Pokerstars

Ok but how do you get paid if you give a fake address

There are about 100 sites which lets you use PayPal, and about 1000 which let you use crypto.

>still doing online transactions with checks

So this is why every table i play it is 50% russian, 25% canadian

So I turned on my VPN and yeah, you can play online. I signed up for 888.

But they still only let you withdraw via check or wire, which requires a real address.

Where do they let you withdraw with crypto?

Google 'bitcoin casino' and you wont find a shortage of places

you usually have to buy time from another player...

is what im kinda talking about

anyone here do bit coin poker? unregulated and legal. thinking about that after i get good enough on csgopoker.com