I used to carabiner my keys to my belt loops. Nowadays i have them on a simple black string lanyard around my neck. When I just put them in my pocket I always lose them because i'm retarded.
What is the most fashionable way to attach them to yourself?
I put my wallet on my front left, phone on the front right, coins in the small pocket (generally they are above the front right pocket) & keys to the back right.
John Long
Don't the keys stick in your ass when you sit down?
Jackson Anderson
any thing bulky in front pockets is literal pleb tier