How to?

if he put in 500 every time he could it eventually would be

i would say hes better off just putting it into his 401k or IRA

Not him but, is there an e-broker you'd recommend that I could set up tonight?

Buy calls

unless he has a particular emotional attachment to some company that he wants to own stock in. which i totally understand, but just have appropriate expectations...hes not going to be the next soros or buffet with that pocket change lmao

hmm... i dont know, most ebrokers take a few days to set up and register/validate your bank accounts, etc. im sure theres something out there but i dont know of it

What about buying AUY or KGC to play the gold card once the NYSE opens post brexit?

isnt the stock low now though? then i assume it will come back up and thats when you sell?
i know nothing of this shit though thats the way i understand it

meanwhile in BTC land coinmarketcap.com/currencies/bitcoin/#charts

Second this question. Wouldn't it be a good idea to pick up the stocks that dropped in response to the panic?

All the companies I would want to own stock in aren't NEARLY large enough to be publicly traded.
I wonder how much I would have made when FFG was acquired by Asmodee...

I have a question, Veeky Forums.

If I am near death then can I make a huge loan at a bank and then anonimously give the money to a friend of mine without any repercussions?
Nobody will know who I gave the money to.
Everyone will know I'm dead so they can't ask anything from a dead man.

Do you wanna exploit a dying relative?

>inb4 they're dying anyway

bump

jesus dude if you try and take a huge loan they are gonna check if you can pay it back. If you walk in after your chemo or w/e they wont let you walk away with a pile of money. And even then how are you going to transfer the money? Maxing out on withdrawals every day is not low profile