How to?

I have $500 in disposable money, how do I get started in stocks?

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Now's not really the time.

buy bitcoins

blackjack

buy tea

Buy 500 dollars worth of non perishable blow jobs

Buy penny stocks at the very very bottom.. .0001-.0009 range and hope they go up.

Buy Euros.

Buy some vti or itot tomorrow when the markets shit themselves over Brexit

its not worth buying stocks with only 500 bucks