Nazi vs Muslim

Would you rather live in a Muslim or Nazi society?

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>93.3 for Nazi
>1933
Wew lad

Admit it guys. You all just want to be Aryan NEET's living in a white utopia on racial welfare and not some desert shithole that cuts off your hand for scratching your ballsack. /pol/ is right.

well considering I'm jewish I guess a muslim society, but really neither

Considering I'm a jew that's a pretty tough call.

Probably nazi, simply because having blonde hair and blue eyes means that I could hide being a jew for a good long while.

Depends on the Muslims.

Saudi Arabi/Iran fuck no.

Turkey I'd take over Nazi germany any day.

>Iran fuck no
Iranians are pretty nice people

>Aryan NEET's living in a white utopia on racial welfare

literally what

I liked living in Brunei.

Not their government

If the only 2 choices I had out of all the countries in the world was NatSoc or an Islamic theocracy, I'd commit suicide instead.

It seems as though things are getting less shit.

How Muslim and how Nazi is the question. Do I live in the full-blown Nazi territory, is my country a protectorate or what? Same with the Muslims.

I imagine Nazis would disturb daily life less for me personally at least. Really though both are so out of the way and absurd for Australia that this can't really be answered. Nazis would at least force me to get a job, I need that. And fuck kneeling and praying all the time, that sounds like a pain in the ass.

Trick question, either way you'll be killed by Mongols

>live in nazi dictatorship
>get shot for looking at someone the wrong way
>live under muslim rule
>have to pay extra tax for not being a muslim

This isn't that hard.

Well I'm a slav, so nazis don't sound that great, on the other hand there is possibility of becoming Janissarie or living in islamic golden age. But I think you mean something like Saudi Arabia, so I'll just go for nazis, they would at least kill me quick.

>live in nazi dictatorship
>get shot for looking at someone the wrong way
Not really. Nazis were horrible but they wouldn't kill you for no reason. If you wasn't jew/gipse, you would most probably have a good life. Even some slavic minorities lived pretty good under nazi rule (czechs, croatians)
>live under muslim rule
>have to pay extra tax for not being a muslim
Or get killed by army of some random muslim sect for being non-muslim.

Obviously nazi
Muslim society is exactly like nazi except you can't eat pork and women are all veiled

Muslim because killing people for what they believe isn't as bad as killing people for being born.

Dude, nazis would put in camps with swimming pools, librabies...etc where you might only die of starvation if a total war happens

Muslims would behead you on the spot

When did you lived there? Before the Sharia was put in place or after it?

I lived in turkey for a few years. It wasnt that much different than say stuttgart, just a bit louder and way worse public transport

>chink asian
>if lived under Nazis would probably be shot due to the status of the PRC
>might not die if convert to Islam

What is the lesser of evils?

Yes "swimming pools", "showers", "food" and "medical examinations"

I'm Mexican, so Muslims every time

Nazis didn't hate chinks, but you would be probably living in some jap occupied territory so you would be fucked

I'm in the US, so would I be living in Neu Berlin?

>might not die if convert to Islam
the largest fucking population of muslims in the world is east asian, not arab. I think you'll survive as long as you don't break out the buddha statues

Both.
The sharia is only for muslims.

If we are going into alternative history where nazis win the war, then you would be probably murdered by the US government.

Wat? I would probably die before the war is over, due to drafting. But being executed?

Interesting. How doesvit work? I mean, it must be weird to have a muslim government that is both conservative and tolerant of other religions. But I guess sultan can't make non-muslims angry by forsing Sharia on them, because of oil exports.

Not all Slavs were killed by the Nazis, most of them were used as slave labor.

Let's say you survive the war. There are three ways the post-war America can go.
1. US is somehow taken over by united forces of Japan and Germany. Nazis can't really hold all of America because of men shortages after war do puppet government is created. This government would be probably something like CSA. They would either decide to reimplement slavery or just kill all non whites. Either way you are fucked.
2. There is white peace between US and Axis. Cold war starts with both sides having nuclear weapons. US government would most probably start massive deportation of Asians out of fear of them collaborating with empire.
3. Both sides develop nukes and they destroy each other

Hitler actually talked about killing Polish and Russians, but czechs, slovaks or croatians would probably just be germanised.

Actually the Nazis supported ROC against the Japanese Empire until about 1938. Plus they had several programs making it possible for the Nazis to do racial studies in China.

Assuming you're circumcised, hiding yourself in a Nazi regime might be difficult.
You might be lucky and fake it and say you had an infection as a child. A Jew that served in the German army in WWII said that to the army doctors.
You wouldn't have this trouble in a Muslim regime.

easy pick
i have bright blue eyes and blonde hair

I pick a bullet to the fucking head

Lets say it is nazism based around the thnicity of the user.
So basically Israel on steroids for you.

>tfw non-jewish aryan but cut for medical reasons when I was 10

As a man, Muslim is objectively better, if not entirely selfish.

Almost guaranteed a qt wife who wont cheat and does what you want and lets you raise a nuclear family.

And as a Muslim i can just be a hypocrite and do everything banned while calling non muslims kafirs

All while guilty white people defend me, unlike you nazis who get firebombed before being shot against a wall.

>he thinks Muslim women aren't sluts

Sure they can be but they arent allowed to be

>he thinks this stops the muslima

> Racial welfare
What the fuck am I reading. Is this what neo-nazis think? They're gonna change neetbux to racebuxs?

Do people really think this was a thing?

It's still not as bad as fucking nazi germany mate.

This. Circumcision is a big red line thoug.

As far as I have read into the Koran, everything seems very militaristic, but also restrictive of freedom. So I reckon Naziism over Musslimisims are the most productive way to go for society

I've got a jewish last name, I'm fucked either way

Nazi Germany for obvious reasons.

>Jews never lived in Arab lands
get off Veeky Forums

Well, that depends, who will execute me for being a mestizo?, All I have to do in an Islamic society is convert and presto I'm fine, in a NatSoc society, I will either be dead, in a brutal labor camp, or part of some horrifying experiments, If all I have to do is pray multiple times a day, not eat pork, and not shave, then that's fine.

I'd rather live in a theocratic caliphate being made to pray 5 times a day and allowed to have 4 wives than live under puritanical eugenicist insanity.

True with Islam despite there being stratification based on clanship it still allows you to work your way up the ladder more than a racially stratified system does.

Seeing as I'm a norwegian, nazi. Now if I'd been an arab, ofcourse I would've lived in a muslim state. If I was a joooo on the other hand, not really sure...

The only thing national socialism has going for it over Islam is perhaps the most crucial aspect; economic policy.
That being said Nat Socs were primarily concerned with governing their own territory and were anti imperialist isolationists so they probably wouldn't have made the effort to conquer far away regions and would have allowed other nations to govern themselves.

Well I can convert Islam but I can't convert to becoming an Aryan

>If you wasn't jew/gipse, you would most probably have a good life.
Yeah, unless you were a nigger, east-slav or a cripple.

False dichotomy, I would live in a communist society. I would immediately be killed by the nazis as a halfbreed and would probably be killed by the muslims as they have killed many of my people in the past. Compared to that, at least communism has employment.

>strawpoll.de/bgfa115
Who would want to live in a world filled with civil wars and dictatorships, even the muslims want to go in Europe.

The answer is obvious.

German women are hotter

>Who would want to live in a world filled with civil wars and dictatorships

Because we all know Nazi society was a peaceful democracy