Historical figures whose ass your pretty sure you could beat?
For me, I pick Pedro II of Brazil. I can just imagine him coming at me like he's going to talk his way out of the imminent ass whooping and then I just pounce and start fucking wailing on him. I'm pretty sure I could put this dude 6 feet under, no contest
You?
Jason Foster
does Oedipus count? I could kick his incestual ass
Daniel Ramirez
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Ryan Mitchell
i could definitely beat this bitch nerd ass
Tyler Reed
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Andrew Foster
You think you could beat a master swordsmen who probably saw dozens of street fights and full out battles, and who somehow survived till the very end after most of his colleges were dead?
Nicholas Walker
I'm not very strong
John Kelly
I could probably beat MLK to a pulp desu
David Green
im pretty confident with my strength
Matthew Wilson
Pretty sure i could beat this
Alexander Butler
Attila the Hun hands down.
Levi Evans
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Oliver Wright
desu anyone could square up against Hitler and obliterate his ass. he was always a bit on the manlet side
Xavier Rogers
John Lennon
Kayden Price
For sure I can beat the shit out of Hitler, Churchill, Stalin, Pot Pol, and Castro.
Wyatt Jones
I can beat everyone in this thread so hard they'll become historical figures.